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). began the gospel title in the form of Montgolio humor and formal forms.Their program began with the Mungo, and then sometimes Beckham will have a class, by other evangelical colleagues and brother to do the show, and then later something Montgow are not, is produced by other gospel staff.The program is played in the form of a local radio show in Houston, but it will also be synchronized to their official website, in the form of MP3 and text present

with the right Linux interest, I came to the brothers even! To learn this has been more than a month, it is time to write something to record in the brother Lian's drip. After so many years of learning, I feel that the process of learning is boring, this problem should be difficult to avoid! Maybe even in the subconscious of all of us feel that learning is supposed to be like this ah, in fact, this is wrong!! Super elder brother can use vivid image of life examples to help you understand the bo

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girl, smart and shy. L (Latin). When people hear l, they think of beautiful girls, sweet and energetic. Ashley from ?? Ashley, who is in the woods, is described as a beautiful full-time women. She is shy, friendly and has correct values and tastes. She likes to be accompanied by cats and puppies and plays the piano in a long dress. Aviva (Hebrew) is similar to avivahc and avivi. It means "beautiful spring. B BONNIE (Scotland) is beautiful. The name Bonnie is beautiful. A girl from Scotland with

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women you are interested in. If you want to find the woman you like, start thinking about where they will go. If you like those nightclub girls, go to bars or nightclubs. If you like tasteful white-collar workers, you should go to the nearby leisure places more. If you like some women who love life more, you can try yoga classes. If you think about it a little bit, you'll definitely find some places where you can meet the woman you like. Try to cultiv

Test instructions: There is a cow to prove that the cow is not stupid, so take some cow partners to prove themselves. Cows have an IQ and a sense of humor, both of which can be negative (difficult here), requiring that all cows ' IQ and/or sense of humor are not negative. The maximum value of the sum of the two.Idea: Each cow can be brought or not on, is 01 knapsack problem. But the problem is that there is

systematically learned something that I never wanted to learn before-Oracle. (2)Many people often hear the word "liberal arts girls. What is a liberal arts girl? I do not have a clear definition here. Let me first list some common phenomena of Liberal Arts girls (please add ). Watch Japanese TV series, Korean TV series, romance novels, and cry once. Learn Japanese, learn Korean, and catch up with the dominant Japanese and Korean stars Write something on the blog that nobody can understand

solve together.Training Program two: Humor trainingObjective: To make the language humorous, add personal charm, increase friendship and reduce friction.Method Content:1, every day to find a joke, memorize jokes, repeated practice, as far as possible to speak the humorous humor(Jokes require a short, easy-to-back, so easy to produce a sense of success, this I as far as possible to play a daily joke in the

. When people hear April, they think of beautiful girls, sweet and energetic. Ashley is from the woods. Ashley is described as a beautiful full-time woman, shy, friendly, and has the correct values. BONNIE (Scotland) refers to beauty. The name Bonnie is reminiscent of beauty. A girl from Scotland with this red hair is energetic, kind and sweet. Beatrice and Beatrix bring laughter. It is believed that Beatrice is a tall, strong, single woman with extraordinary cooking skills. The abbreviation of

mother, lion, Mother, and Lion, isn't it? Ariel has a more beautiful image, slim, beautiful, Princess-like girl, smart and shy. L (Latin). When people hear l, they think of beautiful girls, sweet and energetic. Ashley from ?? Ashley, who is in the woods, is described as a beautiful full-time women. She is shy, friendly and has correct values and tastes. She likes to be accompanied by cats and puppies and plays the piano in a long dress. Aviva (Hebrew) is similar to avivahc and avivi. It means "

chewed it, sister and sister where to eat Ah! This makes the mother very upset.In order not to waste, mother had to eat herself. My mother didn't criticize me very much, but it didn't work at all. Fortunately, I have been doing well in other respects, and my mother has been with me for a long time. Little children, where is not naughty?But once, mother really angry, mercilessly taught me a meal. That time, the mother did not pay for two months, and f

. In the course of the speech, the intermittent mention to refresh the audience status, increase the interest of the meeting. This works, and there is no need to prepare a lot of humor. (However, you need to have a rich experience on the stage, skilled use.) ） Otherwise, it is difficult to keep the audience in the same high concentration. Without interest, the speech will be greatly compromised. For example: 1. Pause indicates a need for applause 2. A

.#10 make the audience laugh, and the demonstration will be pretty popular Good speakers know that humor is one of the best ways to keep the audience interested. Unfortunately, not everyone can be like Bill Cosby or Brian Regan) that will make the audience laugh. Whether you have a headache for bringing humor or humor to everyone, or you are born as a comedian,

into Flash. Perhaps everyone will find it strange that flash can read LRC files? You may want to start with Notepad to open the LRC file, found that it is actually a text document. For text documents, the XML object of Flash can be read. The author once read a wrong XML file with an XML object and found that many of the methods of the XML object failed to invoke, but the ToString method was able to return the same string as the contents of the text document (only some of the HTML characters esc

it.12:44:45 ellewoodsIn this chapter, try to use as few slang as possible12:45:04I mainly write from several aspects; Chinese Studies, martial arts, computer, philosophy, humor 12:44:54 ellewoodsWell 12:45:02 ellewoodsBecause we need to consider the readers of the South 12:45:09 ellewoodsEspecially in Guangdong 12:45:17 ellewoodsThey may not understand 12:45:29 ellewoods2, 12:45:53It is estimated that this is more difficult. I am a Northeaster. I hav

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Link: poj 2184 Question:Given that the IQ (SI) and sense of humor (FI) of each native is known, it is expected that the sum of IQ (s) and sense of humor (f) is not negative, maximum IQ and sense of humor (S + T) Analysis:The essence of the question is to select the maximum value of S + T when S> = 0 T> = 0 from the nheaded ox Taking IQ as the capacity and sen