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nanny.Hey, how do you say this? Let me give you an example.The leader gave a small 31 tasks, let her in 10 days to build a discussion of the QQ group of PHP, group members to reach 250.After a half-day, small three find leadership, I do not know how to build groups, you help me. The leader helped her out and built a group.The next day, small three find leadership, leadership, help me, I do not know what PHP is. The leader and small three spoke for half a day, small three indefinitely to go.The

Software is programmer-oriented ---- programmer I would like to give this document to all friends who want to be programmers. (1) origin and personal experience I have graduated from computer science for more than a year. After graduation, I am engaged in software programming. I often have other professional friends who want to engage in software programming and ask me how to do it, because I am conscious o

Come in ~ Do you think the title is a bit contradictory? Yes,ProgramOf course, it's just a programmer. Is there anything else? No, no, no. If you thought so before, read this article.ArticleThen, let this idea be dispelled, because you want to change to a different Programmer (Why ?) Although I have been working for about six years, I have experienced a lot and started my own business. I also started fr

you and how to maintain a long-term relationship Keep interesting, unpredictable behavior. Pay attention to every detail. Do some thoughtful things. Sentiment is not the same as investment. If you want to have a lot of harvest, you need to get used to giving. In the end you will find that the pay is worthwhile, because love, care, humor and fun are different from money. When you give others love, care,

The foreign developer blog divides the programmer level into different versions by referring to the software version number.Compared with the development level divided into junior programmers, intermediate programmers, Senior programmers and other programmer levels when recruiting programmers, it directly shows that programmers who need a certain language version of N may be more convenient and direct.Accor

computer programsRecommendations: 916Personally, this book has so far affected me with a programming book that has been drunk." Code Encyclopedia ", "Refactoring" and "design Patterns" These books teach you efficient work habits and transactional details. Other books like "People's collections", "Computer Programming psychology" and "People's Month myth" have been developed in depth to the psychological level of software development. Other books deal with the algorithm. These books all have the

In the programmer I usually see, if the pure coding ability to see, personally think can be divided into five categories, in order:　　1. Copy TypeCopy-type players are legendary "code-copy", they have little idea of the implementation of the function, the thing is to copy the fragments from the code written by the Internet or other team members, and then put in the project, if the running project has expected results, it means that the task is complete

Developers are from Mars, programmers are from Venus, so where are coders from? No matterCpper,Javaer, OrPhperWait, many developers have experienced the following confusion: I am an engineer (SDE,Or developer),ProgramMember (Programmer), OrCoderWhat about the coders? This question seems meaningless, or even a boring glossary. However, we use this as the starting point for all topics because there is no absolute right or error in any point of vie

The program Ape is a creature that has been in the black-and-black state all the year round, most of the time they have contributed to their love of the code cause, although everyone is a programmer, but even in the same language, each programmer to write code to each other or a lot of different, which may have a great relationship with their constellation and character Virgo has always been a dark and mis

When I visited the website, I saw an old article titled "The Day Programmer vs. the night Programmer", which was written by Mitch Denny, because Mitch Denny served as CTO for a company, and the article has been issued to attract hot and Post. The article is translated by netizens, in order to let us see more clearly, some places to modify.Years ago I believed that there were two kinds of programmers in the