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, check your code frequently and ask, "How can I write better?" "This will allow you to accelerate your growth and make you a better programmer." 　　 14. Review your code. When you see your previous code, there are usually two ways: "hard to believe that this code was written by me"and" hard to believe, this code was written by me. " The first kind is often a tone of disgust and is thinking about how to improve it. You may marvel that the old code can be resurrected as a better program, even a co

Fade Out | Fade in | tutorials | video teaches Ching see wonderful animation plot humor, beautifully crafted, widely circulated in the network. Now the launch of the Flash MX 2004 series tutorials, but also its accustomed to the long humor, in the popular language for us to explain the introduction of Flash animation knowledge. 　　 Lesson number three: Fade and fade To play this *.swf video tutorial, you

bygones. Let it go.234. Mother doesn' t make up. Mom does not make up.235. Oh, you are kidding me. Oh, don't joke with me.236. She has been to school. She went to school.237. skating is interesting. skating is very interesting.238. Supper is ready at six. Dinner is good at six o'clock.239. That's a terrific idea! That's a good idea!240. What horrible weather! This cool weather!241. Which wowould you prefer? Which one do you want to choose?242. Does she like ice-cream? Does she like ice cream?24

generate an unrepeatable persuasion, the consumer's attention to the products praised by celebrity idols in advertisements inspires the desire to buy. The idol can be a gentle and romantic super female star with extraordinary temperament and world-famous male stars. It can also be a famous male and female player in the world, other options include political figures, celebrities, art masters, battlefield heroes, and handsome men and women. The choice of idols should be consistent with the produc

fight. Wu youxiao Qiao, male, young flute performer of Shanghai National Orchestra. John told a story about three or more people. When he was so abusive, he fought back and opened a senior student with a beer bottle. "That's a big rogue in No. 43 Baojia Street (Central Conservatory of Music, Xiaoqiao's alma mater. It should be noted that, when the story happened, Joe had only one meter and fifty meters, and now he was more than 70 meters, it can be seen how necessary a victory is for the growth

does not make up.235. Oh, you are kidding me. Oh, don't joke with me.236. She has been to school. She went to school.237. skating is interesting. skating is very interesting.238. Supper is ready at six. Dinner is good at six o'clock.239. That's a terrific idea! That's a good idea!240. What horrible weather! This cool weather!241. Which wowould you prefer? Which one do you want to choose?242. Does she like ice-cream? Does she like ice cream?243. first come first served. first come first served.2

humor to attract her, rather than a gift. 2. Give yourself a suggestion and subconscious: The appointment is to test her and see if she is worth your stay, not to chase her. 3. Contact her by email to establish familiarity. After several emails, call her to determine the appointment time. 4. joke with her on the phone and say whether she will be an odd person. You are a humorous and interesting normal person. 5. Let her come to your room and shout at

, the more greedy she is, you must learn to play and endure her playfulness. I think you should be around the same as before. You don't like talking very much, and you can't do it unless you have a rest. You must learn how to get out, learn how to find patterns, understand humor, and learn how to be romantic. In this way, at least you can get a crush on you. She will feel happy with you, all day is carefree, don't worry about anything, live a simple l

individual? (Are you a person who can take several jobs at the same time ?)Or Do you work well under stress or pressure? (Can you withstand the work pressure ?) A: Yes, I think so. A: The trait is needed in my current (or previous) position and I know I canHandle it well.For example .) Q: What is your strongest trait (s )? (What are the biggest characteristics of your personality ?) A: Helpfulness and caring. (helpful and caring for others .) A: adaptability and sense of

). Later, another scale called Adversity Quotient (aq) emerged.However, I want to tell you a new scale. This was discovered by a scientist from the sixth science class in our school (Sorry, It is next) after a long time observation of the students in this class. I call it bean quotient (Bq ).This name is selected because there is a classmate Chen in this class who is very interesting and often brings us laughter. He is like Mr. Bean, So he calls the new scale he has developed on him "bean commo

bygones. Let it go.234. Mother doesn' t make up. Mom does not make up.235. Oh, you are kidding me. Oh, don't joke with me.236. She has been to school. She went to school.237. skating is interesting. skating is very interesting.238. Supper is ready at six. Dinner is good at six o'clock.239. That's a terrific idea! That's a good idea!240. What horrible weather! This cool weather!241. Which wowould you prefer? Which one do you want to choose?242. Does she like ice-cream? Does she like ice cream?24

small ones do not affect your future, you will be more modest. For example, if the unit is not sufficient, you will be less divided, and some honorary titles will be given to retired old colleagues, for example, if you share a bonus or an honor with others, such an open-minded attitude will undoubtedly win people's favor and add to your personality charm, it will bring more "returns". As the saying goes, "taking small losses and taking advantage of big cheap" explains this truth to a certain ex

ask their mentor, a famous economist, to explain it.After listening to the stories of the two high-tech giants, I did not expect the taidou to burst into tears. It's easy to wait for the mood to stabilize a little, and I saw a trembling taidou raised a finger, and said with great excitement: "0.1 billion! 0.1 billion! My dear student, on behalf of the motherland and the people, I would like to thank you for your contribution to the country's GDP by 0.1 billion if you eat just two heaps of shit!

Humor is a kind of ability. If there is humor, you can make good use of it. The conversation between strangers is usually not natural to both parties. In fact, this is normal. The two sides say a word, it seems that they are testing each other's defense and the bottom line of each other with a long sword in their hands. If one of them can be a bit humorous in the words, it will be better to be angry. At lea

, fast and efficient, but it is also dumb. Computer humor] Many comments that apply to humans are also commonly used on computers, which is a bit ridiculous. Why are there so many opposite comments: smart and stupid, outstanding and absurd, rational and unreasonable, rapid disappearance and re-emergence of errors, etc. This is the computer's humor. It has the ability to make errors and make them look perfec

From: http://www.blogjava.net/flyingbug/archive/2006/05/18/46862.html Interesting articles !! It is recommended !! Hope so !!! /*------------------------------------------- Programmer evolution-from students to CEOs Wang Yonggang http://www.contextfree.net/Translated from Omri's computer humor pageHttp://www.cs.bgu.ac.il /~ Omri/humor/-------------------------------------------*/ ---------------------------

are almost the fastest and slowest constellation match, but the stability of Taurus is a favorite feature of the shooters, and the wisdom and humor of the Sagittarius is also very attractive to Taurus. Gemini fate match What is particularly relevant to Gemini is Scorpio and Capricorn. It may be because the gap is too large, but it is attractive to Mo Ming! Gemini is easily attracted by the mysterious charm of the scorpion. After all, Gemini is a supe

example, when I was playing in the dormitory of Cheng Yan, I heard the adult h joke, which is very interesting, so I repeatedly listened to my plans and told me how to deal with my humor later. I still remember fan xiaoliang was still asking me, "Are you still tired of listening?" Recently, I want to pursue a girl I like (a woman is bigger than me !!!) To learn humor, I learn to talk every day. As a result

at the same time ?) Or Do you work well under stress or pressure? (Can you withstand the work pressure ?) A: Yes, I think so. A: The trait is needed in my current (or previous) position and I know I canhandle it well. (This feature is what I need for my current (previous) work. I know I can handle it freely .) Q: What is your strongest trait (s )? (What are the biggest characteristics of your personality ?) A: Helpfulness and caring. (helpful and caring for others .) A: adaptability and sense o