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Happy Smile programmers humor three-general Linux technology-Linux programming and kernel information, the following is a detailed reading. Coders write poems The office room and the programmer in the office room; Programmers write programs and exchange wine with the program. When you wake up, you just sit online and get drunk and stay asleep; Drunk wine wake up day after day, online next year after year. I hope the computer room will never bow

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After a Wenchuan earthquake survivor was rescued by a foreign rescue team, a reporter interviewed him and asked him how he felt. The survivors thought for a long time: "The earthquake on a dog day is fierce! After I was dug out, I saw all the

A mouse was chased by a cat. The mouse accidentally entered the flower shop and found that there was no way to escape. Then he picked up a bunch of roses to prepare for resistance. The cat immediately bowed his head and shyly said, "It's too sudden ~

With her daughter-in-law for five years, she turned and ran the dance face.Fight for a friend and hold him for 15 days. I will pay for my medical expenses when I come out.The subordinate has resigned.The room is gone. I rent a room, which is haunted

Sometimes, when I mention KFC, I can't control my emotions. here, I am just taking a very objective attitude to tell you some of the insiders of kfc. I only hope that every Chinese person will... can truly understand kendekey. let me talk about my

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Want to do a good synthesis must be diligent practice and collect material, in fact, all the synthesis of the whole idea is similar, is in a reasonable perspective of the environment to shape the overall picture of the unity of color and texture,

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Mktime (hour, minute, second, month, day, year, is_dst) is the syntax of mktime. It is not difficult to write a timestamp code at a glance! The following code is a timestamp provided by most people on the Internet. At first glance, it can only be

The major companies went to Africa to see elephants. it was the turn of PwC's buddy to say to the elephants: I'm puhua. > Enabled. The elephant cried, because even the elephant knew that puhua had worked hard. Then he told the elephant: Let's come. >

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1. I am a national treasure to kill pandatv!2. Don't talk to me about ideals. Quit!3. Fall, climb up and cry again ~~~4. Low profile! It's the best to show off !!5. How can I lose weight if I am not full?6. Sorry, It makes you laugh.7. I can resist

Most of the so-called "simple" content consists of "rules", "principles", "secrets", and "tricks" accumulated by experience 」.Otherwise, it cannot be said that the evidence is justified, and the evidence is your own experience. I. and I.I heard that

Reprinted from: http://www.oschina.net/question/30362_4046     Bicycle OneProgramThe clerk rode a very beautiful bicycle to the company, and another programmer saw him and asked, "Where did you get such a beautiful car ?" The programmer

Super black humor:A Chinese happy day! Wake up in the morning, brush your teeth with Tian Qi toothpaste with digan alcohol exceeding the standard, wash your face with smelly blue-green algae, and give your son a bottle of Sanlu milk powder

1. Client: an IT manager enters a noodle shop and says, "Do you need a client ?" The boss said: "generally, the client is needed only when you are busy ." 2. Cloud computing: When a Chinese overseas student went to the United States to work as a

Mktime (hour, minute, second, month, day, year, is_dst) is the syntax of mktime. It is not difficult to write a timestamp code at a glance! The following code is a timestamp provided by most people on the Internet. At first glance, it can only be