10 birds in the tree, shot dead 1, how many left?

10 birds in the tree, shot dead 1, how many left?

Remember in the kindergarten heard this problem, I stupid answer "there are 9", the result answer wrong! Today in the QQ group to see a special in line with this year's zodiac answer version, paste up everyone together laugh! Another note, the source is unknown!

There are 10 birds in the tree, how many are left to shoot a dead one?

One day, the teacher wants to test the IQ of the students in class, asked a boy: "There are 10 birds in the tree, shoot a dead one, how many left?"
The boy asked, "Is it a silent hand-a gun, or a gun with no sound?"
"Not at all."
"How big is the gunshot?"
"80~100 decibels."
"Does that mean the ear hurts?"
"Yes."
"In this city, the birds do not make a law?"
' Don't do it. '
"Are you sure the bird was really beaten to death?"
"OK." The teacher is impatient, "Please, you tell me there are only a few left, OK?"
"OK. Is there any deaf in the bird?"
"Not at all."
"Is there a problem with the intelligence of birds, Daisha to hear the gun ring don't know fly?" ”
"No, IQ is above 200!" ”
"Is there a cage?"
"Not at all."
"Are there any other trees on the edge, or are there any other birds on the tree?"
"Not at all." "10 miles?" "Just such a tree!"
"Is there a disabled or hungry bird that can't fly?"
"No, it's a great body."
"Not a baby bird in the womb?"
"It's all public."
"Is it impossible to conceive?"
"..., never possible."
"Is there any flower in the eyes of a bird-man?" The 10 guarantee?
"No flowers, just 10." The sweat on the teacher's forehead has flowed down,
The bell rang, but the boy continued to ask, "is there any stupid fear of death?"
"All afraid of death."
"Have you ever been left behind because of a couple being shot?"
"Fool, not before said all is public!"
"Comrade, please!"
"..., sexual orientation is normal!" said the man.
"Will you shoot two dead?"
"Not at all."
"One shot killed three?"
"Not at all."
"Four?"
"Not much!"
"Five?"
"Absolutely not!!!"
"That six is always possible, right?"
"Unless you're a fucking pig!" One shot can only kill one! ”
“... All right, so all the birds are free to go? "
"It's all perfectly possible."
"Will they be frightened when they take off and bump into each other?"
"No, every bird is equipped with a satellite navigation system and can fly automatically."

"Well, if your answer is not deceptive," the student replied confidently, "If the dead bird hangs in the tree, then there is only one left, and if it falls, one remains."

The teacher pushed the glasses, suppressed the feeling of faint, trembling and said: "You can go to be a programmer ..."

10 birds in the tree, shot dead 1, how many left?