100 billion funny "Referer" QQ/MSN signatures

100 billion funny "Referer" QQ/MSN signatures

001-when a mouse powers, everyone is a sick cat.
002-I argued with MM about whether a whale is a fish. Finally, I said, "I also have a personal character." Then she agreed that the whale is not a fish.
003-a man has gold in his knees. I cut down the whole leg and I couldn't find any copper!
004-I buried the corn in the soil in spring. In the fall, I will reap a lot of corn. In spring, I bury my wife in the soil. In the fall, I will... Shot!
005-don't be afraid if you see the shadow in front of you, it's because there is sunshine behind you!
006-if you are not old in qinglou, please use huiren Shenbao.
007-Listen to your speech, saving me ten books!
008-0 years old appearance, 10 years old every day up. The 20-Year-Old has great ideals and the 30-Year-Old has made great strides. It is basically targeted at the age of 40, and is delicious everywhere at the age of 50. Play Mahjong at the age of 60 and wander around at the age of 70. 80-Year-Old Lala, 90-Year-Old hanging on the wall!
-I have taken off my clothes. I wear my clothes!
010-Master! You have taken the lead !... Long time later... Teacher, you can spare me!
011-"Dear, I... I'm pregnant... It's been three months, but you can rest assured that it's not yours. You don't have to take care of it ......"
012-we had a small disagreement: she wanted me to change the dung to gold, and I wanted her to regard it as gold.
013-reading Chinese for 10 years, it is better to chat about QQ for half a year.
014-Lazy bed in the morning, then I took 6 coins from my pocket: If I threw out all the six coins, I would go to class! Think for a long time, forget it. Don't take this risk ......
015-I spent 80 thousand yuan to buy a clay pot for the West Week, and Xiaoer went to the "jianbao" column for identification. Experts seriously said, "which is the West Week? This was last week !"
016-I can tolerate fake figures, fake faces, fake breasts, and fake buttocks !!! However, money cannot be fake !!!!
017-shi pretended to be dead for Zhiji, while female pretended to be cosmetic.
018-when I grow up, I will marry Tang Miao. If I can play, I will eat him if I can't play.
019-one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless one father and one mother.
-Never wait until everyone says you are ugly.
021-if a friend can sell, I can make a small fortune if I have five items worth each.
022-wedding notice: The requirements are as follows: a active, B female.
023-Give me some sunshine and I will rot.
024-you need to take a proper meal to lose weight.
025-shake and shake to nahe bridge.
026-Fate is responsible for shuffling, but we are playing cards!
027-Q: What do you like? A: I like you a little farther away from me!
028-you are coming back soon. I can't hide myself!
029-Life is like song zude's mouth. You never know who the next unlucky person will be ~~~
030-fall, climb up and cry ~~~
031-hard to extricate themselves in the world, except for teeth and love.
032-a dinosaur went to the toilet when she passed the Xi'an Jiao Tong University. When she came out, she choked: "555, this is the last day I can't marry ......"
033-raw, easy. Active and easy. Life is not easy.
034-my cousin, more than 40 years old. Start-up: three years of continuous testing. Then I learned about the martial arts and sent a vector to the martial arts field. Change medical care, create a good recipe, take it, and take care of it.
035-Q how worried I can be, just like a group of eunuchs going to qinglou ......
036-I also have food, but I have no food to eat ~~~
037-there are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!
038-when we were young, we often looked at the mirror to make faces; when we were old, the mirror was even.
039-Are you blind? If you don't see such a large shield, you just need to throw the stone onto my head!
040-if something goes wrong, find the cause on your own first. If you don't have constipation, you will blame the earth for no gravity.
041-shoot your head to make decisions, shoot your chest, and shoot your ass.
042-We walked too fast and our soul couldn't keep up ......
043-do not share common knowledge with people on earth ~~~
044-as long as a girl starts from a virgin to a female and succeeds, it is necessary for the boy to become a male from a virgin to a female!
045-mixed up, my wife will change sooner or later!
046-when I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me ......
047-rich people are all big masters! But even if you owe money!
048-even if I were a to, I would never marry my mother.
049-why should I stay asleep after my lifetime ......
050-I don't want to be a tailor for a cook. I'm not a good driver.
051-time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-He finally killed all the students.
052-on a business trip to Xi'an, A Dalian old man blew about how good Dalian was. Then he said that the one hundred Anniversary of the city was held in the grand celebration of the event cloud, then I asked another person: "Is there any celebration for the one hundred anniversary of Xi'an City?" After a while, a few friends from Xi'an pushed out a sentence: "I remember when Xi'an was built in 600, we had a 'beacon drama zhuhou ......"
053-A diamond has a long history and goes bankrupt! 100 billion funny "Referer" QQ/MSN signatures
054-on a harmonious campus, a bicycle ride may be a good guide, while a Mercedes-Benz may be a logistics ......
055-gold, always spent; mirror, always reflected ......
056-the reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she did not pass level 4, and she did not accept it.
057-the stars are even more famous when they are taken away from each other!
058-looking at the beautiful mm, I had no way to talk about it. I picked a brick on the road and went forward. "Hey, this is yours ?"
059-when I was a child, my dream was not to be a scientist. I fantasized that I was the master of the landlord's family. I had a family of good slaves and never learned any skills. I had nothing to take a group of slaves to the streets to play a good girl ......
060-Don't talk to me about ideals. Quit!
061-Rose yours, chocolate yours, diamond yours. You, mine!
062-the so-called surprise is that you are waiting for the rabbit to come, followed by the wolf!
063-What is lucky? Happiness means cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats monsters!
064-the two farmers boast: "The chickens on our farm all eat tea leaves and all the eggs are tea leaves." "Well, the farm gave the chicken a wallet and asked it to put the poached eggs ."
065-the cockroaches are not afraid of the oral medicine, but we cannot even make any vitamins!
066-Don't blame the dog for keeping a steamed stuffed bun!
067-the IQ of a man is second only to that of Einstein!
068-studying hard for China! A pack of Chinese money ......
069-if you cannot put on a wedding dress for your woman, never stop your hand and unfasten it!
070-do not think that wearing dirty clothes can be used as a stained witness; Do not think that wearing wooden slippers can be used as a wooden witness ......
071-my career belongs to the state, my honors belong to the organization, my achievements are leadership, my salary is my wife, my property is my children, and my mistakes are my own.
072-Phoenix rebirth is the Nirvana, while pheasant rebirth is the corpse.
073-if one day I become a rogue, please tell others that I have never been so honest ......
074-not only does Lao Tzu have a car, but he still owns it ......
075-a woman has countless QQ numbers only to tease a man. A man often uses a QQ number filled with various women ......
076-I accidentally saw the so-called contemporary female mate selection standard in the book: "There is a car and a house, and my parents are both dead ." Depressed. Then I wrote down the criteria for choosing my wife in my fantasies: "My family has over million assets, the best in beauty in the world, the gentle and sexiness of the sage, and my father-in-law's late stage of cancer ......"
077-most people only do three things in their life: self-deception, deception, and deception.
078-sleep is an art-no one can block my pursuit of art!
079-in order to avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married!
080-you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!
081-thunder cannot hide its ears and steal the bell, so it cannot be changed without changing its case. It is not enough to worry about things. This is the most loose thing. Why can't one house scan the sky invincible? The rain has been falling down from the east to the west, looking at the moon, when the moon is there, if the chicken hair as an arrow, yundun with a knife to test, fengmanbi Lu chunguang, Wei rescue Zhao baokui, very good bye, Bagua Lu binghua, a thousand miles together Juanjuan ......
082-a female's blog diary: on a certain day of the month, she was so drunk that she reached out and reached out for a touch-she was sleeping on her cell phone and Chastity!
083-beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy, and cute virgins. Like a ghost, men are talking about it, but no one has ever seen it before ......
084-I remember my primary school teacher yelling at me: "I slapped you !" At that time, I wanted to smile but did not dare to smile. Now, you can laugh, but you won't laugh ......
085-if happiness is a cloud, if the pain is like stars. Then my life is really cloudification, with stars ......
086-contraceptive effect: unsuccessful, it becomes a "person ".
087-being alone is a carnival of one person, and a carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.
088-the most tiring thing in the world is to watch your heartbroken and stick it up by yourself.
089-the tragedy of life is: after a bitter evening of sweet dreams, I woke up the next morning and couldn't remember it all!
090-my father asked me what I want to pursue in my life? I answered money and beauty, and my father beat me fiercely. I answered my career and love, and my father touched my head with appreciation.
091-men are both good-colored, and their hearts are a little more powerful than color wolves. A little more powerful is called color devils, and a little more powerful is called color demons. In particular, they become abnormal color demons. The color is the ultimate, and they are called Human aesthetic artists.
092-I remember my girlfriend sent me a text message one day after graduation: "Let's break up !" Before I can feel sad, my girlfriend sent another message: "Sorry, I made a mistake ." This can be completely sad ......
093-It is prohibited to urinate or urinate in this area, and the offenders confiscate the tool.
094-when you look at beautiful women on the street, you can enjoy the beauty when you look at the street.
095-baby, his mother-in-law, we have a lot to do in our life. Don't waste time playing hide-and-seek with me. Come out now ~~~
096-a woman likes two flowers in her life: Rich flowers and best flowers!
097-one shot of popularity-described as a female artist ......
098-the unfair world lies in the fact that God says, "I want to shine !" So there is a day. The beauty said, "I want a diamond ring !" So she had a diamond ring. Rich man said: "I want a woman !" So he had a woman. I said, "I want to take a bath !" The water stops!
099-I really don't understand. Girls buy a lot of beautiful clothes to attract the boy's eyes, but what the boy wants to see is not dressed.
100-occasionally, you will feel great when you live a quiet life, but it will be miserable when you live a quiet life ......