150 classic quotes, all classic quotes

1. The article "little girl who sells matches" is mainly written as follows: a little girl's story about how to wipe matches five times in the light. 2. sultry is your own loose to yourself.
3. If I am not pretending to be forced, I am on the road to force installation.
4. The Monk came from dongtu Datang and made a special trip to the West to worship Buddha for perfection.
5. Now you scold me because you do not know me yet. When you know me later, you will beat me.
6. the cruel reality is that the girl you like is others', and the girl you don't like is also others.
7. "Don't do this. I am a pure person ."
"If you are pure, the dozens of porn clips on my computer will instantly turn into revolutionary songs ."
8. Don't think I still love you. I love the past years.
9. You have the temperament of the first generation of ID cards for most people.
10. Over the years, I have always been pregnant with love.
11. Dumb is like a crop in the south. It's three ripe years old and doesn't take off...
12. You are the devil in my heart. The closer a poor monk is to you, the farther you are to the Buddha ......

13. Acne is the final battle of youth and years of stubborn resistance on your face.

14. Girls can be divided into three types by appearance: one is from heaven, the other is from the folk, and the other is from the overcast room.

15. Wukong, as the teacher wants this evening, please turn it into a fairy girl quickly ......

16. If you have difficulties, you have to go up.

17. In my life, I have three aspirations that will never be fulfilled: Early Love, early marriage, early birth...

18. If you don't play your shit, you can pull it clean.

19. Every man has a fox in his heart.

20. I have lived for more than 20 years and have never done anything for the motherland or the people.

21. Give me a smile, or give me a smile.

22. The world is ours and the children's, but it is ultimately the grandchildren!

23. Since I became a zombie, no one dared to step on my head.

24. "When you are shopping, someone slapped you and gave you one thousand yuan. What do you do ?"
"Ask him to slap me 30 or 40 more ."

25. "I want p you", "What animal do you want to make me P ?"
"No, you are an animal. I want to put you into an adult ."

26. Wire Cutting with a kitchen knife, lightning

27. In May, the sun was shining, and the throttling went off. As a result, there were more people picking their nostrils in the street.

28. There are only two things in my life
1. Neither would it be 2.

29. The evangelist assisted the widow.

30. Please be more fortunate than me, so that you will not waste me *.

31. There are only two types of people in China: civil servants and migrant workers.

32. "How can I wash my underpants ?"
"There are two types: Self-washing and others washing ."

33. If the money is spent, it is money. If the money is not spent... That's paper ......, If burned, it would be paper money ~~

34. If you are a flower, you will not be able to pull dung in the future!

35. Master, the meat of the Second Brother is worth more than the meat of the master !!

36. Make a Very idiotic prompt: The alarm phone number will always be 110! Do not add a zone number in front of it!

37. The seven-year-old boy is the most terrible creature on Earth. They have curiosity, motivation, destructive power, and the law on the protection of minors.

38. You seem to have the charm of me when I was young.

39. Operating love is like playing a game to set the plug-in process, tirelessly repeatedly testing, repeatedly resetting, and finally achieving success, plug-in began to fight.

40. It cannot be a model. It is also possible to be a kaizi.

41. "Do you think I should be able to perform plastic surgery like this ?"
"I think it can be destroyed directly ."

42. Use an idiom to describe Migrant Workers * Female College Students: robbing women to help them.

43. There are thousands of miles to mate, without seeing the opposite light and death. -- Meeting male and female netizens

44. There is a way to get to the mountains, even if the car is sold before the mountains.

45. According to the aesthetics of pig, I am basically a handsome guy.

46. If you are not sleeping in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.

47. When you see me, you will suddenly find out-it can be as specific as the old handsome guy!

48. Since two prostitutes claimed to be graduates of a famous university, I now generally claim to be illiterate!

49. It's raining. Don't forget to take an umbrella. It's a small wet body, so it's hard to get a hand over gonorrhea!

50. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face ......

51. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

52. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

53. Sunrise only appears before sunset, and class only arrives before class.

54. People always make mistakes. Otherwise, the correct path will be crowded.

55. I drink water only pure water, milk only drink pure milk, so I am very simple ......

56. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning in China (harmonious) this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

57. No money, no right. No more. You can contact me?

58. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never brush the bowl. If I want to brush the bowl, I will never sweep the floor. What should I do together? You treat me as an alien!

59. Give me a pivot. I will turn the neighbor's car into a trench, saving him from honking at me.

60. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. I will send two more Chinese to him before resignation, killing him.

61. Who else will buy a plane if all pigs fly? Just ride pig.

62. Even if I were a beggar, I would never marry my mother.

63. I have never felt it when I drink liquor for a pound, because I have been drinking it for half a pound.

64. If the son is disobedient, he can beat him properly. Otherwise, he will not be able to show the majesty of Lao Tzu. This is the case with regard to the Taiwan (harmonious) Bay.

65. Don't blame the dog for being a stuffed bun!

66. Occasionally, you will feel great when you live a quiet life, but it will be miserable when you live a quiet life ......

67. In a quarrel, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

68. Grandpa came from his grandson ......

69. Pig's Thoughts on pig and human thoughts. If a pig has a mind, it's not a pig-it's the eight rings!

70. It is normal to eat the wire in the pot for breakfast. This shows that our logistics work is operated strictly in the order of first flushing and then cooking ......

71. A woman has countless QQ numbers only to tune (harmony) a man. A man often uses a QQ number to fill all kinds of women ......

72. The early birds have insects, and the early worms are eaten by the birds!

73. tianyao can be ground into a needle, but it can only be worn as a toothpick. The material is wrong and it is useless to work harder.

74. If replying to a post is a virtue, I have long been a saint.

75. life cannot be like cooking, and all the ingredients should be prepared before cooking.

76. I heard that women are like clothes and siblings. In retrospect, I have been naked for 20 years!

77. Be afraid of enemies like tigers, and be afraid of teammates like pig!

78. Sleep is an art-no one can block my pursuit of art!

79. Raw, easy. Active and easy. Life is not easy.

80. Pregnant people are like pregnant people. After a long time, they can be seen.

81. Higher stations, farther urine.

82. Sometimes life is like being forced by Eunuch *-resistance is pain, not resistance or pain!

83. No need to contact me!

84. What do I take to death your lover ......

85. Exercise your muscles to prevent them from being beaten!

86. Angels fly because they see themselves very light ......

87. I want to fall in love early, but it's already late ......

88. I love you! What do you do?

89. In bed, practice is the only criterion to test kung fu.

90. It's really a strange thing to hug. You can't see each other's faces when you're so close.

91. In this world, I only believe in two people. One is me, and the other is not you.

92. I don't know who my daughter-in-law is in bed, but I don't know who my daughter-in-law is in bed!

93. house prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men ......

94. If I became an emperor, I will block you as a prince!

95. Mom, I got a complaint! The customer said that the MP3 file I gave him had no images!

96. never become a good college student, relying on strong quality!

97. When the waves in the Yangtze River are pushed forward, the waves are pushed over.

98. I have both A and B in my life. You have S and B in my life ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

99. I wish every teacher in the world could find her lover, spoil her, cherish her, understand her, protect her, and listen to her alone for a lifetime ......

100. Live as a dead pig

101. The farthest distance in the world is not that I am standing in front of you, but that you do not know that I love you, but that I have entered you, but that you have not felt that I was in you.

102. I really want to take my 36-yard shoes to your 42-yard face.

103. complicate things to reflect our ability to work!

104. Drag the sub-stick. If the child does not leave, he will continue to drag the child after being dizzy ~!

105. I heard that you are 20 years old this year. What is the secret of your long life?

106. I can resist anything except temptation

107. When I eat meat, you just have to chew your bones.

108. I bought a computer and couldn't get broadband. It's like I had prepared all the wine and meat but became a monk before dinner.

109. If you often do not eat on time, you must take the medicine on time.

110. Seriously resist Hunan Satellite TV's intention to insert TV series when broadcasting advertisements...

111. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I cannot find a way out.

112. Ten years of hard work, only for Peking University and Tsinghua University, but finally admitted to Peking University qingbird

113. Bed, money, Bright Moon, light ,? Clothing, loss, ground, great!

114. A few years later, there were only two types of creatures on the earth: Chinese and Xiaoqiang

115. Taxi drivers, fighters among drivers

116. The white cat and the Black Cat are good cats who can catch the mother cat.

117. Miss, are you the place of fireworks? I bought fireworks.

118. anti-wind banners, three big words: low-key!

119. Behind every successful man is a woman suffering from him.

120. When you wear a wedding dress, I wear a wedding dress.

121. Kung Fu is no better than a kitchen knife.

122. My ideal is to pick up a huge load of dung to go to the streets, to see who is not pleasing to the eye.

123. Forced men are the easiest to be moved because they are even moved.

124. I have taken off my clothes. I wear clothes!

125. Why do pangolin need to dig all the time because it is looking for Pangolin?

126. I really want to hear from your grandfather: "Dad !"

127. Although she died, she will always be in my drive C, drive D, drive E, drive F, and move Disk

128. neurological patients have a wide range of thoughts, and mentally handicapped children are more happy.

129. Don't talk to me about ideals. Quit.

130. It's gold, it's always spent; it's a mirror, it's always reflective ......

131. I don't want to go to hell.

132. I never hate this person. I usually report revenge on the spot.

133. "Love" is a tough word. The upper half is taken from the "change" of "abnormal", and the lower half is taken from the "State" of "abnormal ".

134. When I woke up, it was dark.

135. If I have become a manager of the personnel department, the first thing is to promote myself as a boss.

136. How can I lose weight if I am not full?

137. A female is a bit hacked, and her boyfriend is too white. One day, after passing a tongue in the dormitory, she suddenly said to her, "You can't do this, you will have a zebra"

138. Lie down wherever you fall

139. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and pay others' wages.

140. Hundreds of times on Google.

141. If you love me, please raise your hand. If you do not love me, please stand upside down.

142. I used to be an infatuated seed. As a result, it was raining ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Drowned.

143. If marriage is the grave of love, I expect someone to bury me.

144. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. When we were old, the mirror was even.

146. Find the cause of the problem from yourself first. Don't get constipation and blame the earth for no gravity.

147. I have been reading books for more than ten years. It's better to think of kindergarten!

148. When I woke up, it was dark.

149. Tree should not skin, no doubt, no doubt; people do not face, the world is invincible.

150. The happiest thing: sleep to wake up naturally. A few dollars to hand cramps. The most sad thing: Sleep, sleep, hand cramps, count to wake up naturally