30-Year-Old Man (zz)

(Source: backchina, author hee10)
At the age of 20: Write Love Poems and notes for my girlfriend. Are you free this evening?
When I was thirty, I called my wife. "I am very busy this evening ."

At the age of twenty: I feel that I am thirty years old and have certainly made great contributions to mankind.
At the age of thirty: when reading a book, I began to pay attention to the Year table of a celebrity. I like to subtract the year of the celebrity's fame from the year of his birth. If the number is less than 30, it will be disappointing; if it is more than 30, it will be very happy; if you encounter an example of 40 or 50 years old to do something, it will feel a long time.

At the age of 20: I feel that I am a genius, but I cannot live for a long time. The shorter the life, the better.
When I was thirty years old: I was not planning to go to the crane. Though, at this age, Shirley was drowned. The tuberculosis patient jici has been dead for four years.

At the age of 20: I went to the exhibition and went to the front of a naked girl. I told myself that this is art. I am in aesthetics. Kant said: "aesthetics is not utilitarian ." In short, I am afraid that my mind will think about what I shouldn't think, and I am more afraid that my body will be playing rogue games on the spot.
When I was thirty years old, I made a screen saver for the office computer with pictures of the sexy girl.

At the age of 20: I felt pretty cool as a dirty cowboy.
At the age of thirty: I started to burn my shirt every day and knew clearly: first, I was no longer handsome. Second, I have never been handsome.

When I was 20 years old: If I met myself, I would hate my mother for teaching him for so many years, which is a waste.
At the age of thirty: seeing ourselves 20 years ago, we will surely feel that our education is faulty.

At the age of 20: You can buy or not buy any books.
When you are thirty years old: You can buy books you don't want to buy. You can buy all the books you want to buy and move them to your house in bundles. Then the paper was piled up on the ground and looked forward to the distinguished reader like a guest waiting for an interview.

At the age of 20: You can get a drink in a small hotel after 10 yuan, and you are not afraid of being drunk or mistaken ?? Because there is no mistake at all.
When I was thirty years old: I don't want to drink liquor, beer, or even death ?? A thirty-year-old man is very drunk, dizzy, and honest.
When we were 20 years old: All our classmates were named "Birds", except for female students. What is Wu's name "?? This bird has the same pronunciation as Lu zhishen's "Bird", which fades out of the mouth. It is not a good word.
At the age of thirty: we call a 50-year-old woman "miss" and Zhang Agen "Tom ".

At the age of 20: I like to buy ten catties of oranges and then eat them all one by one in front of the whole dormitory.
When I was thirty years old: I was already a department-level cadre. I went on a business trip from Guangxi to Shanghai. When I was eating, I had to pay for my ticket. Because I was a department-level cadre, I was entitled to reimbursement for anything.
At the age of 20: When I graduated from college, "Dragon bird" was still a boy.
At the age of thirty: Director long has been divorced twice.

At the age of 20: "Dragon bird" was stolen for 40 yuan, and then 20 food stamps were placed in the stolen wardrobe to attract thieves, the food ticket was stolen again.
At the age of thirty: Director long is now responsible for a large project of hundreds of millions of yuan.

When I was 20 years old: I could talk to a group of friends and put them on the road at night after drinking and pee.
Thirty years old: two friends had prostatitis.

At the age of 20: you can point out the teacher's mistakes in public.
At the age of thirty: the wise of the leadership can be pointed out in public.

At the age of 20: Listen to the symphony of fate with a broken recorder. Success! Success! Success !?? The devil is knocking on the door! Hold down fate's throat!
At the age of thirty: Listen to Cui Jian. "Your little hand is cold, just like your eyes