31 mistaken text messages

Source: Internet
Author: User
1. On that day, I looked at your sexy body, twisted in front of me, gently stroked your skin, and I could not resist your temptation: Boss, I want this fish!

2. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am worried because you are thin, I am thin because you are ill, I smile because you are strong, I have money because I sold you ............ Pig!

3. I was very nervous for the first time. He always asked me to relax gently and insert my body into my body. It was bleeding and I couldn't speak out until I realized ...... Blood donation is like this!

4. I held you that night, and told you to wear it in your ear. It's nice to say that you don't wear it. It's a safety period, it's okay ...... Don't wear a helmet. What should the traffic police do?

5. I am a person who has a crush on you. When I first saw you, I thought you were the person I had in my life. But my only regret is that ............ Sorry, I sent the wrong person.

6. When you leave me silently, I am in great pain and do not know how to be good. It is my fault to look at your back and hate myself ...... Get on the bus when you get up early.

7. Do you know? I miss you every day and miss you every night. I want to say something to you during dinner, sleeping, and work ............ Pay back the money

8. I really love you and don't want to leave you. If you really don't want to make me sad, please hurry up ...... Stock Market

10. You are kind like a cat, you are loyal like a dog, you are cute like a bird, you know the path like a horse, you are excellent like a butterfly, you are hardworking like a bee, you are similar to everything, it's no wonder that everyone calls you ............ Animals

11. When I first saw you, I said to myself: You are the goal of my life. I want to pursue you and embrace you. I want to announce that I love you ...... RMB

12. My life became uncomfortable without you. I hate the hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have new feelings with him? I want you to come back to me-Wallet

13. Don't ask me why I cry, my tears flow for you, and my heart is broken for you. I hate that man. Why does he take you away from me ...... Dead thieves

14. Shy, I have never dared to express myself to you, but today I finally have the courage to: When will you invite me to dinner?

15. If there is no wind, the cloud will not change; if there is no water, the fish will not swim; if there is no sun, the moon will not have light; if there is no you ...... The dummies do not exist.

16. Diners: how much is a night's sleep? (How much is a bowl of dumplings?) Waiter: rogue! (Liu Mao) Merchant: Liu Mao? It is so appropriate. I am here for three nights

17. Because of the too many times (sometimes two times a day), your hair was messed up, and there was no pleasure during the plug-in. Let's break up ...... Toothbrush

18. When I am in poverty, you are by my side; when I am ill and hurt, you are by my side; when I am frustrated, you beside me ...... Bad luck with you

19. Is it "tight ?" "Not tight !" "Can I go in again ?" "Be careful. You should be fine !" "Is it painful ?" "No pain! It feels great! Buy this pair.

20. Looking at your streamlined body, I want to burn myself, open your unopened cover, insert my own sticks, and absorb your crystal liquid! Sprite

21. I thought about it, two pieces of Itch, hold a great stick, insert it into the center, the wind and the fire, the great is also short, the two pieces do not itch, I do not want ...... Smoke addiction, right?

22. In the middle of the night, walking alone in the cold street, The Lonely Heart is helpless, always thinking about you, thinking about you, looking forward to you, and wanting to say something to you ...... Can I have dinner?

23. How many times have your tender body been close to me? The gentle and considerate caress made me enjoy a burst of pleasure, but after I enjoy it, you are losing weight ...... Poor soap

24. I have always been by your side, and I have been worried about you again and again. Do you have enough food today? Sleeping well? Will it be cold late at night? I always know that you will not take care of yourself. Whenever I walk away, you will jump out of the pigsty.

25. You gently lean on me, thin little hands touch my tender skin, gentle little mouth suck my body fluids, until satisfied very float away! Damn the mosquito!

26. When you flash past, I am excited and excited. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself that I can't let you go anymore ...... Thieves!
27. One person walks forward by bike and encounters a traffic police on the road. The traffic police shouted to him: the palm is good. This person happily replied: comrades have worked hard!

28. I dreamed of you last night: We walked along the river and cuddling with each other. You stare up at my eyes and spit out three words with deep affection ...... Wang Wangwang

29. Hot girl calls a taxi. Recipient: Miss. What will you wear later? Hot girl: red super short skirt! Peer: Where is it? Hot girl: to the thigh!

30. I cannot resist your temptation. When you were in close contact with you, you gave me a burst of unspeakable pleasure. I felt that the Earth was spinning, and I really wanted to do something with you, so I was afraid that I would have a big belly ...... Dear beer

31. In the vast sea of people, you are heartbroken, and you seem to care about the expression, but it makes me faint pain, your indifference makes me dare not express my heart, but I cannot extricate myself, now I want you to understand ...... You're stepping on my feet.

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