40 text messages that may cause misunderstanding

Source: Internet
Author: User
1. On that day, I looked at your sexy body, twisted in front of me, gently stroked your skin, and I could not resist your temptation: Boss, I want this fish!
  
2. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am worried because you are thin, I am thin because you are ill, I smile because you are strong, I have money because I sold you ............ Pig!
  
3. I was very nervous for the first time. He always asked me to relax gently and insert my body into my body. It was bleeding and I couldn't speak out until I realized ...... Blood donation is like this!
  
4. I held you that night, and told you to wear it in your ear. It's nice to say that you don't wear it. It's a safety period, it's okay ...... Don't wear a helmet. What should the traffic police do?
  
5. I am a person who has a crush on you. When I first saw you, I thought you were the person I had in my life. But my only regret is that ............ Sorry, I sent the wrong person.
  
6. When you leave me silently, I am in great pain and do not know how to be good. It is my fault to look at your back and hate myself ...... Get on the bus when you get up early.
  
7. Do you know? I miss you every day and miss you every night. I want to say something to you during dinner, sleeping, and work ............ Pay back the money
  
8. I really love you and don't want to leave you. If you really don't want to make me sad, please hurry up ...... Stock Market
  
10. You are kind like a cat, you are loyal like a dog, you are cute like a bird, you know the path like a horse, you are excellent like a butterfly, you are hardworking like a bee, you are similar to everything, it's no wonder that everyone calls you ............ Animals
  
11. When I first saw you, I said to myself: You are the goal of my life. I want to pursue you and embrace you. I want to announce that I love you ...... RMB
  
12. My life became uncomfortable without you. I hate the hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have new feelings with him? I want you to come back to me-Wallet
  
13. Don't ask me why I cry, my tears flow for you, and my heart is broken for you. I hate that man. Why does he take you away from me ...... Dead thieves
  
14. Shy, I have never dared to express myself to you, but today I finally have the courage to: When will you invite me to dinner?
  
15. If there is no wind, the cloud will not change; if there is no water, the fish will not swim; if there is no sun, the moon will not have light; if there is no you ...... The dummies do not exist.
  
16. Diners: how much is a night's sleep? (How much is a bowl of dumplings?) Waiter: rogue! (Liu Mao) Merchant: Liu Mao? It is so appropriate. I am here for three nights
  
17. Because of the too many times (sometimes two times a day), your hair was messed up, and there was no pleasure during the plug-in. Let's break up ...... Toothbrush
  
18. When I am in poverty, you are by my side; when I am ill and hurt, you are by my side; when I am frustrated, you beside me ...... Bad luck with you
  
19. Is it "tight ?" "Not tight !" "Can I go in again ?" "Be careful. You should be fine !" "Is it painful ?" "No pain! It feels great! Buy this pair.
  
20. Looking at your streamlined body, I want to burn myself, open your unopened cover, insert my own sticks, and absorb your crystal liquid! Sprite
  
21. I thought about it, two pieces of Itch, hold a great stick, insert it into the center, the wind and the fire, the great is also short, the two pieces do not itch, I do not want ...... Smoke addiction, right?
  
22. In the middle of the night, walking alone in the cold street, The Lonely Heart is helpless, always thinking about you, thinking about you, looking forward to you, and wanting to say something to you ...... Can I have dinner?
  
23. How many times have your tender body been close to me? The gentle and considerate caress made me enjoy a burst of pleasure, but after I enjoy it, you are losing weight ...... Poor soap
  
24. I have always been by your side, and I have been worried about you again and again. Do you have enough food today? Sleeping well? Will it be cold late at night? I always know that you will not take care of yourself. Whenever I walk away, you will jump out of the pigsty.
  
25. You gently lean on me, thin little hands touch my tender skin, gentle little mouth suck my body fluids, until satisfied very float away! Damn the mosquito!
  
26. When you flash past, I am excited and excited. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself that I can't let you go anymore ...... Thieves!
  
27. One person walks forward by bike and encounters a traffic police on the road. The traffic police shouted to him: the palm is good. This person happily replied: comrades have worked hard!
  
28. I dreamed of you last night: We walked along the river and cuddling with each other. You stare up at my eyes and spit out three words with deep affection ...... Wang Wangwang
  
29. Hot girl calls a taxi. Recipient: Miss. What will you wear later? Hot girl: red super short skirt! Peer: Where is it? Hot girl: to the thigh!
  
30. I cannot resist your temptation. When you were in close contact with you, you gave me a burst of unspeakable pleasure. I felt that the Earth was spinning, and I really wanted to do something with you, so I was afraid that I would have a big belly ...... Dear beer
  
31. In the vast sea of people, you are heartbroken, and you seem to care about the expression, but it makes me faint pain, your indifference makes me dare not express my heart, but I cannot extricate myself, now I want you to understand ...... You're stepping on my feet.
  
32. I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You are standing on the blue sea. I will stab you with a stick. Hey, the shell is quite hard.
  
33. I like crawling on you, touching your every inch of skin, and lying in your arms. I can't do without you for a moment. I love you-sofa.
  
34. On our friendship journey, sometimes you may not see me by your side, instead of forgetting you, letting you go alone, or choosing to walk behind you, when you accidentally fall down, I will run up ...... step on
  
35. When I meet you next time, I will definitely pull you to the bedroom, lock your door, and quickly put you down on the bed, cover your head with a quilt, and stretch out my big hand ...... Your mobile phone is blue screen.
  
36. I have always been fond of you, and your face is always in front of me! But I am very poor and dare not expect it. Now I have money! You can say out loud: Cut me half the pig's head, boss!
  
37. During this period of time, I have always wanted to say three words to you, but I was afraid that even ordinary friends could not do it, but I couldn't control it. I still wanted to say: borrow some money!
  
38. Ah! Your skin is so shiny, and your scent is so irresistible. Let me bite you, my dear-braised pork.
  
39. How can I bear to watch you go? How many happy times have we had together, but today we are about to break up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: Wait, I'm not selling this dog.
  
40. Someone saw you today. You are still so charming, wearing a lattice vest and walking slowly. You look really cute, I don't know how you used to compete with rabbits?

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