404 | If the wife is a programmer ...

-This is the NO. 035 Audio broadcast of the program life-

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"Funny 丨 If the wife is a programmer ..." "

(The audio is different from the drawing of the wind, quickly poke in to listen ~)

a

Thursday, introduce colleagues, install the computer, set up the environment.

Friday, the project manager gave me a small project, let me change a function,

I pretended to watch it all day.

When you get off the clock, zip the code,

Take it home.

Saturday, my wife did it for me.

two

Others: "I go to the dressing room." 」

She: "I'm going to release the memory." 」

Others: "Ah yo, people can not drink anymore." 」

She: "Warning, stack overflow." 」

Others: "You see this bag is not worthy of my clothes ah." 」

Her: "su do buy. 」

three

Ashamed to say, I wrote the code is a girlfriend to get started

The way I feel is

Sister-in-hand teaching, learning is fast AH ~

Do not know can be casually asked, together to adjust the bug, together algorithm

Growth knowledge also grow feelings there is no ~ ~

However, more than two years I still write but she ...

Four

More common language, you can curse the product together (fog) ...

Five

She intuitively determined that a program has bugs ...

I silently analyzed the whole procedure, can not find any loopholes

Ask her what's wrong.

She said she did not know, just "think" that there is a problem ...

And I took a little bit of a hand.

Six

The wife is a programmer, a little supervisor, very busy at work.

Normally I get off at six, she's at least nine hours off.

The latest rush is almost 11 hours after work.

Go home to talk about work, but generally do not talk about specific technical issues

Most talk about business management, workplace gossip, and promotion pay.

In fact, the difference between programmers and ordinary people is not very big

Because programmers aren't necessarily geeks or tech geeks.

It's just one of those career types.

There is a big difference between the yards and the other professions is the long hours of work

So we'll take care of less family.

Housework has to rely on my home good man ...

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