50 funny sentences

Some of them have repeated filtering.
1. In this world, I only believe in two people. One is me, and the other is not you.
2. Life is really fucking fun, because life is always playing with me.
3. Study hard and think about it every day!
4. It is better to spend money on the day of the previous month.
5. "Love" means "guilty", and "guilty" again and again. When are you not guilty? A woman is here!
6. Is the leaves left because of the pursuit of the wind or the decision not to retain the trees?
7. Some people do not understand things like this. If you don't fuck, they don't know that you are his father.
8. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes!
9. Buddha said: "The first time I looked back in my past life, I passed this life ". I would rather use an afterlife to get my 500 million reviews in this life.
10. What do I take to death your lover ......
11. The dark night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to turn white.
12. The Internet is like a prison. I had stolen a wallet and learned everything when I went out.
13. nvwa.
14. Brothers are like hands and feet, women are like clothes, and who will touch me? I will take his clothes!
15. I am an actor. I can see the beautiful mm eye and it will be round ......
16. God has cheated everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! Buddha knows the truth, so Buddha said: "I do not go to hell. Who is going to hell? "
17. I don't know who my daughter-in-law is in bed, but I don't know who my daughter-in-law is in bed!
18. What kind of sexual desire do I talk about when I see you and I have no appetite?
19. The reason why angels fly is that they see themselves very light ......
20. I want to fall in love early, but it's already late ......
21. others' failures are my pleasure!
22. days! My clothes are thin again.
23. No one is afraid of death. No one is afraid of death!
24. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person!
25. Do not speak English in front of me in the future. OK?
26. Although the famous flowers have Masters, I am here to relax!
27. Rich Man, hard man without money!
28. If I were a girl, I fell in love with me ......
29. I thought I was decadent. I used to be decommissioned!
30. Why is there? The sage replied: "waste! "
31. I cannot give you happiness, but I can give you comfort!
32. How far is your mind? How far is it!
33. hooligans are not afraid, so they are afraid of hooligans and culture ......
34. The guest must be self-respecting. The little girl only sells herself and does not sell herself.
35. You cannot satisfy everyone, because not all people are people!
36. Have a secretary or do nothing.
37. You give me a love, and I give you a one-night stand!
38. Teacher too! You have taken the lead!
39. I love you! What do you do?
40. Yours is mine, mine is mine!
41. Good! People are forced out.
42. Time is like a cleavage, as long as it is crowded, there is always!
43. sex-related activities, mating people!
44. A man's lie can lie to a woman overnight. A woman's lie can lie to a man's life!
45. His mother drowned, and his mother fell to death.
46. The promise is like "Fuck NI Mom", but it is often said that it is hard to get it!
47. My lover calls me a third party!
48. Love is a faint love; love is a deep love!
49. People are innocent and innocent!
50. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person ......