A few simple stories

The story is very short, but it is very refined, and it is very funny ~

I,
A python and a viper are friends.
This day they found a huge growth scene in the road.
The snake brother thought, this is a big meal.
The Python said: I will pay for him.

As a result, the python uses its own skills and uses its bodies to firmly hold the big picture.
The big hacker has already moved his body into the environment. No way can the python attack the big hacker.

The panic Python climbed to the ground.
The big bag was exposed with caution. During the moment when the bag was exposed, the little snake was biting the bag.
After a while, I hurried back to the bank.
However, after a critical score, the major cause of death is poisoning.

The Python said: Wow! I spent so much effort on it that I could not attack the attackers. You just got it easily.
The little viper said: Because I know what's critical to him.
However, there is still a problem in the future. After the death, the two snakes are swallowed up.
But they can't write down their external accounts, so they have to keep them online ......

This story tells us that even if you are good at growth and death, you may not be able to get that girl. You need to know that girl.
.

This story also tells us that if you cannot pull the girl's clothes, you should stop worrying about her.

II,
A public zombie finds a large empty hacker and cleans up the hacker and makes his house.
With a house, a public-lived crab quickly found a mother-lived crab who lived in the big house quickly.

Every day when they go out, the mother sent crabs to freely travel and eat, while the public sent crabs carried a heavy house.
The earth follows the mother's body.

When a mother lives in a crab game, she will stop waiting for the crab.
It wasn't long before such a life. One day, a mother sent a crab to walk along with an unrestrained hacker and never again.
No, but the public-sent crab cannot hide his heavy house. He can only look at his mother's home-sent crab
The hacker, the hacker, and the hacker disappear ......

This story tells us that if you have a house, the difficulty of getting a girl will decrease.
This story also tells us that if your house becomes a serious concern, your future life will become painful.
Unbearable.
Therefore, please balance your data and loss before deciding whether to renew the data center in installments.

III,
A sensible little snake saw a beautiful frog in the water.
Love Mu Zhixin.
The snake said to the frog: Can we contact each other?
Frog said: Okay. So the two of them lived together.

One day, while they were sleeping, the little snake could not help but use its body to lift the frog.
I felt suffocated. I joined the snake's abdomen heavily with two strong backlegs.
Then he quickly escaped and never returned.

The inattentive little snake is ready for her body, and she can't say it well. She has made fear of the beautiful frogs.
Sense, think it will be hurt, from where she lives.

On this day, a humble hacker found a little snake, and she felt very beautiful, and she could not help but give birth to the love of Mu.

Toggle said to the snake: Can we contact each other?
The little snake looked at the ugly to and thought that his eyes were very real. Her lonely heart moved, and she thought about it.
Just because she was so ugly, she should cherish her pretty little snake, so she said: Okay. Cause
The two of them lived together.

One day, while they were sleeping, the little snake could not help but use its body to throw the frog up.
When he felt suffocated, he tried to squeeze it out. On his back, he threw the juice into the eyes of the little snake.
After suffering, I opened my body and ran away with the opportunity. I never returned again.

This story tells us: Do not assume that only Brother Huang will harm girls, and male will harm girls?
This story also tells us that it is okay to give a valid response, but if your sexual requirements are too complicated, give it to men.
The power is too high, so a man will be beaten by you.

IV,
When a beautiful day fell onto the ground one day, she saw a healthy man. She was immediately caught by this popular man.
When the child acts, she seems to have something different from the child's pattern. What is the difference between her and her temperament?
Type.

Therefore, tianyao expresses his love to the child. The victim immediately accepts this love.
From this point on, tianyao and Zizi lived on the land and lived in the mud pond.
The high-colored and white feathers were corrupted every day ﹔
The day before that will not walk for a long time ﹔
The daily routine has lost the golden color, and the daily routine has been washed.

Tianyao couldn't help it. She was always saying: Hey, you know, you know, you can join us.
The sky is full of wings.

I tried to learn Xiao Xiang for Tianji, but unfortunately he was just a hacker.
It is too difficult for Xiang to reach the same level as Tian Xiaoxiang, but he has no perseverance.
He just released it.
The hacker said: "Oh, you have caught me and take me to renew it.

Tianyao grabbed his son and moved his wings. It was very hard to get on for the next day and then again, again in the sky.
I smiled, and I thought it was so beautiful.

In the days that followed, the man asked the man to take him to heaven every day, and the time for the man to take the man to heaven also grew
Long, he will be angry if the day round cannot be reached.
Because I love my child, I am exhausted, and I still accept the requirements of my child.

On this day, I asked tianyao to take him to his workshop for the next day. tianyway, I caught him and got it.
High, very high, and the next day when my head was down, I kissed my son deeply, and it was just as soon as I felt lost.
The hacker's hand ......

This story tells us that we need to be satisfied when we are a human being, and that it is good for you to get on with beautiful women.
High, don't "think every day 』!

This story tells us that the story of the princess's love for Tom is not perfect.

No matter how it works, there is always a memory. When it comes to being, it may not be just a memory concept.
Being a rich girl will definitely improve your quality of life, but it does not mean you can avoid being confused.

Rich women will make you very proud, but will also make you very dead.