A girl in C + + 2.0 version of the super funny __c++

A girl's C + + 2.0 Edition
Result Love (boy, Girl)
{

if (boy. There is a room () and boy. Car ())

{

Boy.set (Nothing);

Return girl. Marry (boy);

}

else if (girl. Willing to wait ())

{

while (! (Boy. Earn money > 100,000 and girl. Emotions > 8))

{

for (Day=1) day <=365; day++=

{

if (day = = Valentine's Day)

if (Boy.givegirl (Rose))

Girl. Feelings + +;

Else

Girl. Feelings--;


if (day = = Girl. Birthday)

if (Boy.givegirl (Rose))

Girl. Feelings + +;

Else

Girl. Feelings--;


Boy. Desperately making money ();


if (girl. Patience = 0 && girl. have other suitors)

{

Girl.goto (Another_boy);

Boy. depressed ();

Boy. Every day to the military altar irrigation ();


return no result;

}


}

=


Try

{

Girl to buy a room for a boyfriend ();

Girl to buy a car for a boyfriend ();

Girl. Shop every day ();

if (boy. Room () && boy. Car ())

{

Girl. Travel to Australia (boy);

Girl. To the British Marriage of Westminster (boy);

Girl. Marry (boy);


Boy. Make Money Night and night ();

}

}

catch ()

{

Girl.byebye (boy);

Boy. depressed ();

Boy. Every day to the military altar irrigation ();


Return Girl.broadcast ("This man is really stingy");

}


return girl. Shop every day ();
}



Return Girl.goto (Another_boy);

}