A joke comes to mind

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There are two economists who walk on the road to discuss the economics issue. A saw a bunch of shit and thought about it and said to B. You have eaten this pile of shit. I will give you 1 million yuan. B hesitated for a while, but still couldn't resist the temptation. He ate the pile of shit. Of course, as a condition, a gave him 1 million yuan. After a while, Party B also saw a pile of shit and said to Party A: You have eaten this pile of shit, and I will pay you 1 million yuan. A hesitated for a while, but still couldn't stand the temptation. after eating the heap of shit, of course, as a condition, B returned the 1 million that a gave him. The story is not complete yet. Walking along, B suddenly slowed down and said no to a. We didn't earn any money, but we ate two piles of shit... jia also changed his mind and thought for a moment and said, "however, we have created 2 million GNP!

These two economists are really ridiculous. You can think about it carefully. Isn't the economy just moving money away? Why do I need to move this verb? I think of another thing:

Before SARS, when we were in the computer theory class, the teacher was talking about assembly language and talked about mov. A friend of mine sat next to me. The computer level was average, And I said with emotion: "The TMD assembly language is really difficult. It turns out that the computer just moved the data!" As soon as I heard it, I suddenly felt that his statement was correct. Isn't the computer just moving the data? Complex Computers let him describe them in such a simple language.

Let's look back at the economy. Isn't it just the transfer of money? Let's look at other things. It turns out that sports have created value beyond the imagination of sports!

So I'm going out for a walk, maybe something else will come out :)

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