A peerless love letter written by Bai Gujing to Sun Wukong

Empty:

I am a little white, that is, the last time you beat me three times. I think you have a hard time thinking, but why have you been ignoring me? I only care about your master, and I understand it. However, recently, the meat of your second Master is more valuable than that of your master. You have to take care of two people. You are getting thinner and less monkeys. You must pay attention to your health.

You know who I am, right? Bones? Only half of the answer is correct. Bai Gujing is my later identity. In fact, I am your neighbor. It turns out that when you are under the five fingers, I am the girl who picked up peaches for you. When I was a child, you called me Loli. Do you still remember? I have always liked you since I was a child. The melancholy eyes, sparse beards, especially the long hair, and the noble sentiment that you eat peaches without spitting peaches deeply touched me.

At that time, everything was beautiful. When I thought of years without mercy, I became an old mother-in-law. I felt that I was not looking at you, so I went home to become a demon. Although I have never been home, I have learned very quickly. Now I can pretend to be an old man or a different person, and I am not afraid of being a fairy. But after all, it's just half the way out of the house. It's harder to learn than others. Do you know this?

I did everything for you. I had to repeat the college entrance examination for two years before I was admitted to the Goblin professional Ben Shuo. When I was admitted to college, I was 82 years old. The media also reported that I was, I am the oldest college student. Later, I saw that you were still under the hill and read another blog. It took me over 385 years. Our mentor is really amazing. I am much younger than I was when I first came back and watched it as if I were 20 years old!

Empty, you know no, I 've had a hard time over the years. To prevent you from saying that I am old, I bought all the money for cosmetics (this is why I have not been online for a long time ), there are so many cosmetics in the mall, such as Opal, Biotherm, and H2O. By the way, I will send you two bottles of men's products in the past. If you have nothing to do with it, you can just erase it. It's quite petty. It's good for people now!

It's empty. I knew you were out of the mountains that day and were with mr. tang has been on vacation in India. He just got out of jail and found such a good job. I admire you so much. In order to see you, I don't need my graduation certificate, so I ran to wait for you on the way. I spent all my money, I ran to the cave to live. In summer, there was no air conditioner and no heating in winter. It was really uncomfortable.

I don't know what type you like after so many years, so I pretended to be a village girl to approach you. When I thought you didn't like this type, I beat it down. If you are too young, I think you may like the older ones. Simply put, you will become an old girl in her 60 s. I didn't expect you to dislike it. It's hard for me. You don't like old and tender people. You must like men. It's cool to pretend to be men. I wonder where you will know that you are still cold.

I analyzed it carefully. I suspect that your master is present and you are sorry. In fact, not all of what your master said was correct. He said, "A man is a mother, and a demon is a mother ." This sentence is wrong. At least my mother is an authentic human. Also, he sang "Only You" to show his vibrato. All my sisters said it was disgusting. You should never learn it.

Dear Kong, if you are in love, three days later, I will wait for you in the cafe at the side of the white bone cave. When you come in, you will see me drinking soy milk!

Love your little white