A program ape's wife should be aware of some things

Today it's about a young woman's husband and their affair. If there is a similarity, it is purely coincidental.

11 years ago I first met the program ape, or during a freshman military training. I'm not even sure if the program apes remember that it was the first time they met. At that time, accidentally pretending to join the guitar club, want to borrow a guitar starter book, and then with the guitar club enthusiastic Haigo said he learned together, took me to get the book. So we first "meet", I only see a computer, rickets back of the backs of ... Serious suspicion the program ape did not look up at the woman who had the same tan as the panda, because he handed over the book, and quickly into the arms of the computer, relative, I do not remember what he looked like.

I have never read this heaven with that back to my warning, so falling into the abyss of life.

At that time, I knew nothing about the computer, the program ape, only know these computer department, natural stay mostly, play games, do not study, migrant workers are more and more temperament, wearing yellow migrant slippers class, in the canteen and migrant brother eat together, hair do not wash hat cover, no clothes wear from the heap of dirty clothes to find, Drink the cup for a long time did not brush the bees built a nest, every day to dismantle others computer, burn someone else's computer CPU or computer research stool (debian) or a mob to see a movie.

Even if the program ape later in the art of a band, when the poop hand, or the most natural inside the band, will only bow to bullets, not like the lead singer and guitar coquettish.

After a preliminary understanding, with computer, repair computer, installation system can find program ape to dry. And the program ape won't be glib. Many girls also think so, so the University of four years, the program ape drilled a lot of different female dormitory, one afternoon, he said the system is too slow, I believe it for the time being.

Program APE Senior nearly did not graduate, hanging branch teenagers, from the basic course of English, high number, big things, to the graphics of specialized courses what is not spared, fortunately finally extremely thrilling, Lucky pass.

I asked him: "You do not like to learn computer?" How do you still get a lump of slag. "Teachers who use outdated textbooks teach a lump of slag," he said.

It turns out that he is right. I feel a little puzzled, did not see his study, the original will also write code Ah, also help others write a graduation thesis, graduated and successfully found a job.

About the whereabouts of the graduation, the program Ape is said: The domestic also on the North Canton and a bit of IT industry, you choose a place. I said, "then Beijing." So, we will come to the Royal Park.

Seven years ago in Beijing, our first job, the program ape's starting salary is only 2500RMB, I found a job of the publishing house, starting salary is 2500RMB.

The first two years of work, in my memory is the most tired of the program ape. Two years, almost no rest, from Monday to Friday night overtime to 10 points, 11 points after the return, even later or overnight. Week 6th go to the Company overtime day. I was still doing a cell phone transplant. People young, all night can be able to carry, the night after the next day can continue to work. Now occasionally the program ape will be overnight, but the next day almost to rest large half a day, not to age.

From college every day griping at everything together to later to adapt to wait for the program ape overtime days, habits need a process, there is always wont, like me. Until now, if the program ape work late back, I have no way to sleep, must he come back to sleep, so the body also along with the poor.

After working in Beijing for 4 years, we were only thinking about getting married, when he had already changed jobs to a start-up company and started iOS. I admire the point of the program Ape is that he is more sensitive to the development of the industry, when learning iOS is an example, and he did not brag about the university predicted that the micro-Bo products will fire, Bitcoin just came out almost no one knows when also dug two days mine and so on. But I do not know whether this person is not a windfall in life, so he is only diligent work to live.

New to the start-up company has become a technical leader, overtime is not so fierce, but also difficult to see the way out, the company's style is difficult to change, so finally did not believe that the company gave a huge cake. I said if the company really went public, all the options add up to 3000w? Program Ape very calmly said, rest assured, can not go to the city.

At that time the company target 3 years or 5 years of listing, forget, anyway, has not yet listed.

Later, the program Ape and introduced to the present company, but also the domestic relatively large companies, and then desperately for a period of time, crazy overtime, and later counted better.

Seven years, from a young man to boil into the uncle, weight from 55kg to 75kg, from the natural yards to the small managers in large companies. Very well in line with the program Ape growth course. I do not know whether it is happiness or sorrow.

Since has been married to the program ape for so many years, although still is a small white one, but also can summarize several points:

One, to endure loneliness

Program apes always accompany the computer time longer than accompany the daughter-in-law, overtime is quite frequent, to exercise their own independent sleep.

Two, to be tolerant of loneliness

Nor can it be said that the program ape has no taste, but can not be expected too. I've never had any anniversaries since I was married. Occasionally on birthdays or something to buy a gift, the basic electronic equipment mainly.

Three, to take care of the life of the program ape

Of course, most of the program apes are not very demanding on food and clothing standards, but don't expect them to do too much. An ape will yell no socks and no t-shirts to wear every morning.

Foodie program apes will also do a few meal, but only a guest to show off use.

Four, to give the program ape Financial freedom to buy electronic products

such as 1k more mechanical keyboard, 1k more headphones, a variety of NK game equipment, there are many other 7788 wrist strap ah and so on. In short, the electronic equipment to come out of what, they want to buy must buy, otherwise they feel uncomfortable.

Five, you will play Three Kingdoms kill and other card games and Texas hold ' em

The cards that sit still and show their IQ are best suited to program apes.

Six, to get involved in their TB activities.

For example, eat will bow to eat, drink and drink. Occasionally hear "to dry", just dry, lol, and then continue to bow to eat, drink and drink. Finish the Three Kingdoms kill or Texas Hold ' em.

Seven, to understand some basic terminology

such as Bug, the name of each programming language. Can understand basic it jokes, such as the first two days just understand the rheumatoid jokes. In the spelling of iOS, don't make public mistakes.

Eight, to worship jobs, to remember the name of the IT circle of the big guy

It's okay to take a look at the IT Circle News.

Nine, to remind beware of procedural ape disease

Narrow-minded keratitis, shoulder neck disease, fatty liver, sheath inflammation.

Ten, don't worry too much about the problem of procedural apes in men and women.

I believe they prefer to marry a computer. If something really went wrong, he might not be a program ape, but a product or a design lion.

11, do not let relatives and friends to find the program ape buy computer save computer Repair Computer installation system

Because the program Ape said, they are not selling computers.

12, the last one is also the most important, to praise the procedural apes, appreciate their aesthetic, because programming is also an art.

Program apes have a certain temperament, or we will not be so easy to distinguish the procedural apes in the street crowd.

Because the program apes have a sense of mission, they must feel the call of fate, to use computers to change and destroy the future of mankind, they have and are about to do.

Salute the procedural apes.

A program ape's wife should be aware of some things