A story in a mental hospital

1) A patient came to the psychiatrist.
 
Patient: I always think I am a bird.
 
Doctor: Oh. That's serious. When did you start.
 
Patient: When I was a bird.
 
2) a neurology doctor asked the patient: what would happen if I cut off one of your ears?
 
The patient replied: I will not be able to hear it.
 
The doctor listened: Well, it's normal.
 
The doctor asked: what would happen if I cut your other ear?
 
The patient replied: I will not see it.
 
The doctor is getting nervous. Why can't he see it .?
 
The patient replied: Because the glasses will fall.
 
3) Two neurological patients escaped from the hospital.
 
They ran and ran. They climbed to a tree.
 
One of them jumped down from the tree.
 
Roll.
 
Then I raised my head and said to the person above, "Hello ------ why are you not down ---------?
 
The person above replied to him: No --- OK --- Ah ------
 
I am not familiar -----------
 
4) there is an old lady in the neurology Hospital.
 
Wear black clothes and a black umbrella every day.
 
Squatting at the door of the neurology Hospital.
 
The doctor thought: to treat her, you must start by learning about her.
 
The doctor also wore black clothes and a black umbrella. He squatted with her over there.
 
The two squatted for a month.
 
The old lady finally spoke to the doctor:
 
Excuse me -------
 
Are you --- mushrooms too ------?
 
5) a mental hospital heard that the leaders were coming to the hospital to inspect the situation. As a result, the President convened a meeting for all the patients. In
At the meeting, the President said, "This afternoon, some important leaders are coming to visit us. Everyone is welcome.
When you are welcome, all the patients are standing on both sides of the hospital gate and standing neatly. When I cough
Start to applaud, the more enthusiastic the better; I have to stop all my feet, there is no error, please do it well
Now, you can eat meat buns for everyone this evening. If one of them breaks down, none of them will eat them.
Have you lived? "
 
The following patient shouted: "Remember! "
 
This afternoon, the lead arrived on time. When he stepped into the door, the welcome patient had stood at the door.
 
At this moment, with the President coughing, all the patients applaud and welcome, the atmosphere is very warm.
I was infected with a warm atmosphere, smiled, and joined the hospital with applause.
The president of the school gave a sigh of relief, and the applause of the school stopped. It was very neat. Only the lead was still smiling and applauded.
As soon as he moved forward, the President was very satisfied. Suddenly, a patient, as powerful as Arnold, emerged from the welcome crowd.
, Strode to the front of the leadership, Yuan gave him a big slap in the face, angrily shouted-"you do not want to eat steamed stuffed bun
Now ?!!! "