A tough wife gave her husband 100 happiness treaty

1. Don't force me to be gentle! Otherwise -- kneel!
2. Love me and never love others! Discover-hit!
3. If you are beaten, you must install it. If it is really painful, it will be okay!
4. Do not count on my wife or me to do housework, because I can't do anything! Otherwise -- kick!
6. I cannot be raped! If -- kill!
7. If I say I will kill you, don't take it seriously. This will make you feel better!
8. It's your fault no matter what the quarrel is. You want to coax me! Otherwise -- bite!
9. If I get fat, I want to say, "It's pretty good. It's full "! Or -- Kazuo!
10. You must sing and listen! Do not sing in disorder!
11. I like to be mentally ill. You should encourage, support, and cooperate with my abnormal behavior!
12. Do not yell at me in public or leave me alone.
13. Don't watch my wife and me all day long.
14. Do not tilt your emotional balance to your child's side.
15. Do not always praise others' wives for being gentle, beautiful, and competent ......
16. Do not ignore my joys and sorrows. Do not be moody. Be careful with self-control.
17. When I lose my temper, I need to coax me immediately. Don't give me time to calm down. In fact, I don't need time to calm down at all.
18. You don't need to give me everything you like. But at least one or two of them are sent to me on special days, so that I can know what you have said to me.
19. Don't ask your wife in detail: What do you think?
20. Do not make any noise with the neighbors. Be honest. This is also widely recognized by Alibaba online.
21. Do not dig the root of others' affairs. Just manage your home.
22. do not favor your children without principles.
23. Do not reveal your feelings at a glance. To be retained, especially for women other than me.
24. Don't say to me: you're unlucky to marry me.
25. When I cry, whether it's your fault or not, you must coax me like when I fall in love.
26. When I see a handsome guy, I will wait and see it. This is also born, so don't be jealous. Although I already have you, I still want to see what others are pursuing.
27. I complained about you because I care about you, care about you, and be nervous about you. Don't get bored.
28. You are not dressed up with me, and I am more afraid. When you go shopping with me, you must comb your head and shave your beard. Do not let others think that I am an old man.
29. You should strengthen your exercise. Fortunately, on the evening of our return home together, you will take me to the Home on the eighth floor in one breath. I am eager to be your bride every day.
30. I know that I am not the most beautiful in the world, but I hope that you will always praise me for being beautiful, cute, gentle, considerate, and tall.
31. When I cut my hair, drew some eye shadows, and wore new shoes, I hope you will notice my changes.
32. You don't need to be rich, but you 'd better have a lofty goal and ideal. In the future, you may become a rich man.
33. Maybe I won't remember you every second, but I hope you will remember me every second.
34. Send a small gift or surprise to your wife from time to create a romantic two-person world atmosphere.
35. When I went online in QQ, you 'd better be there. I 'd better send a back to a immediately.
36. Remember n major events: my wife's favorite songs, my wife's favorite colors, my wife's favorite food, and my wife's favorite things ......
37. When a handsome guy shows a good impression on me, he can neither be unresponsive nor be jealous. He must be well-informed.
38. When my wife encounters something unpleasant, she must be able to be tempted, help with analysis, and put forward some constructive comments.
39. Please remember the five birthdays: wife's birthday, First Meeting anniversary, wedding anniversary, Valentine's Day and Women's Day.
40. Remember the three major commemorative places: the place where you first met, the place where you decided, and the place where your wife thought it was the most beautiful.
41. In the face of beautiful mm, you are not allowed to take the initiative to speak up, and you are absolutely not allowed to be diligent in front of your wife.
42. It is best to let me sleep with your words every night.
43. Try to go home after work every day. You need to entertain your business and your wife also needs it.
44. When my wife makes progress and receives praise or promotion, you must celebrate with me and point out that my wife is successful due to a number of factors, so I will do my best to praise her.
45. Say "I love you!" to me at least three times a day! When you wake up early in the morning, go home from work, or get into bed at night.
46. You must pay less, but not too much. There are no more female flowers.
47. Do not treat the elderly as a burden. Without them, we will not be today. Be kind to my family, just like to your own loved ones.
48. Please do not peek at my past diaries and love letters. Those have nothing to do with you, or be jealous of them. This is the same as jumping into the vinegar cylinder.
49. Please do not oppose watching soap opera. If I shed tears, you cannot laugh at it.
50. Watch Chinese football matches and don't hit TV any more. We have already bought three TVs for years of marriage.
51. When introducing me to a friend, please put your eyes on my waist rather than standing aside and holding your finger at me.
52. It is not my expertise, especially when I lose my temper. It is a good idea to say false or not.
53. You need to understand that the wife's wealth management is good at management, not stingy.
54. strictly abide by the organizational discipline of loving only one wife. It is important to be a wife, and it is not allowed to pick up girls, ***, or pack two milk.
55. Please stay with the Office's female colleagues if you have nothing to do ......
56. When recruiting a secretary for your company, you must call me a judge.
57. The secretary is better than a man. She needs a girl, but she cannot be very beautiful.
58. In fact, I often compare the girls around you. I want you to praise me better than them.
59. When I am unwell, you should dress up as a doctor, touch my forehead, measure my temperature, and then send me to the real doctor to take medicine and take an injection.
60. I don't mind if you have a stomach, but try not to be too fat or thin.
61. Please cook a delicious meal for me when you are free, and stare at me affectionately at the end of the table.
62. When you are on a business trip, do you want to avoid calling and phone call failures ?" It is better to report the whereabouts at any time.
63. When a wife does not need to shed tears, she must solve the problem by herself and never buy or sell money. I miss me every day when I am not at home! Make money!
64. If I have done something wrong, I feel very sad. Please take the initiative to assume the responsibilities you should not even bear. Your broad mind is the harbor where I will always stop.
65. Although you have the habit of sleeping naked, it cannot be a reason for wearing underpants for two days.
66. If the classic network is found, you must share it with your wife. For example, you can check your life online and share the classic series.
67. when I am in a bad mood and have a bad temper, Please kiss me, not with my theory.
68. Never yell at me, because you said that I am your favorite person.
69. Please take a long walk with me every week: Take me to a teahouse or bar every two weeks to have a friend; And I will watch a movie with my hands every two months; travel with me at least once a year.
70. Remember that my wife's hot chestnut hair is fashionable instead of wheat ears.
71. Put on your wife's clothes as sexy rather than fever.
72. The wife is not a demon or ghost.
73. Wife wearing thick-bottomed shoes is a icing on the cake, not an inherent deficiency.
74. My wife is straightforward and cute, instead of being uncultivated. The wife is not talking about coqueting, not playing games.
75. Please take the initiative to wash the dishes after I finish cooking. You should drag the dishes after I finish the cooking.
76. I love you, not flat you.
77. I have many shortcomings. I am already worried. Please do not remind me at any time.
78. I have many advantages, and some of them are unclear. Please tell me loudly at any time.
79. Although you are familiar with the beautiful and charming female stars, I still hope to get the answer: "Who is Liu Yifei? Doesn't branny play tennis ?"
80. Don't be passionate about yourself. I think many women are interesting to you and show off in front of me.
81. It is a virtue to remember to accompany your wife to the Taobao store. You must have good mental preparation in advance. You must understand that shopping is the nature of women and shopping is the instinct of women.
82. Reserve enough physical energy, be patient, and more importantly, make shopping a pleasure.
83. Be ready to swipe your card at the cashier as soon as possible. When the wife makes a fight, he must be brave enough to make payment and encourage him more.
84. Talk to me more. Don't let me guess your heart from your body and expression.
85. If you want to smoke, go to the balcony. Just drink. Don't be confused.
86. You can watch a movie occasionally. You cannot enjoy it at home alone. I will always enjoy it with you.
87. During the examination, my wife should help her with reading books and draw a circle to focus on things.
88. When a wife is serving food, she must have a few more bowls.
89. During interrogation, my wife vowed to swear a curse and be loyal to him.
90. When my wife provides disciplinary advice, she must stick her hands tightly and stand upright. She must not be absent-minded.
91. When my wife suffers from insomnia, she needs to spend the night with her, helping the goat, and never dreaming about Zhou Gong.
92. When my wife is angry, she has to kneel down and beg for favor.
93. When my wife returns late, she must wait patiently and face up with joy. No furious actions may occur.
94. When the wife takes a bath, the water temperature should be measured, itching and rubbing the back, and no lust is required.
95. When my wife is lucky, she must take the necessary actions and persevere.
96. Think about the happiness and happiness when you are with us, so that you will have the confidence to do a lot of things well. Especially to make money.
97. Do not go to private meetings at work, do not get drunk after work, and help me shoulder your back at home to look out for the baby;
98. The red Post and white packets are paid for by the public, so be sure to take me to the banquet. Even if you work on a hunchback, pretend that you will not be tired;
99. strictly abide by the principle of serving the wife wholeheartedly, and the wife will always be the correct mass discipline.
100. forget the most important thing. I will always be right, because I love you most.