A woman didn't go home for one night. The next day she told her husband that she slept in a female friend.

A woman does not go home one night.
The next day, she told her husband that she slept on a female friend.
Her husband called her best 10 friends and none of them knew about it!

A man does not go home for sleep for one night
The next day, he told his wife that he was sleeping on a brother's side.
Her wife called his best 10 friends, and eight good brothers confirmed that his husband was sleeping at their house ......
Another two said, "his husband is still with him! "

Reply from a netizen: after reading this post, I showed it to my wife. I didn't expect her to be in high spirits. I immediately called my friend and asked if I was there. The result is conceivable. I once again demonstrated my appeal point! Even worse, a buddy said that I was drunk at his house and was asleep. He also asked my wife if she wanted to call me up to answer the call? After the phone call was hung up, the buddy immediately called my cell phone and shouted, "where are you? Come back, your wife is looking for you, I said you were drunk at my house ...... don't forget to have a drink before you go back ......
After talking, I watched my wife speak silently.