About Computer classic bragging

1. I used a capacitor and a capacitor to weld my CPU! What a big bang ...... Haha!
2. The upstairs is amazing. Sorry, I spent a night yesterday and used a knife to engrave an operating system on my hard drive. I want to learn from you!
3. Blow it up, brag about tax-free ...... I split the old TV in my house yesterday and turned it into a gf4ti4800 video card ......
4. What is this? Just now I went online while eating an apple and suddenly crashed. After I restarted, I found that the operating system became MACOs.
5. I had nothing to do yesterday. I looked at my monitor and got bored. I found a broken glass and a few pieces of horse and dung paper. I split a radio and assembled an LCD display.
6. I just overclock my 56 k cat. As a result, as soon as I got online, all the calls in my community were busy.
7. Let me talk about old things. When I first went to college, everyone used 286. The display was also single display, and the hard disk was much smaller. I thought that would not work, So I split a color TV display screen and mounted it on the monitor. I thought the hard disk was too small, so I recycled one thousand 5 inch floppy disks, took out all the cores, and pasted them together. So I got a 1 GB hard disk.
8. I am poor and can't afford a computer. Now I can only use this 5-dollar calculator to change it to a computer to access the Internet. The disadvantage is that the screen is small, but the original calculator is solar, and I keep this function. Poor.
9. You are really strong people. I just added a camera head to the TV remote control to use it as a new mobile phone.
10. The post here is too large, and it will crash every time it is opened. It seems that the memory is insufficient. Although the current memory is cheap, but I am poor, I still only use M. After a long time, I found a good way to plug in the memory. Hey. The callback passed the self-check, and the memory became 821m.
11. Good afternoon today, it is not easy for me to catch a mouse and inject it into a chip to make it a mouse.
12. Surfing at home is too slow! I found some discarded wires in the old stock stack and made a 1-gigabit Single-Mode cable directly connected to the computer! Now the 40-episode TV series have been completed in just one second!
13. I spent six dollars to buy two doorbells and three plates and put them into use. That's good. The doorbell turned into a wooden speaker, with more than 100 fewer.
14. Yesterday I beat my cat for a while. When I got up this morning, I found that all the consumption in our community was gone.
15. A few days ago, I caught a penguin and inserted it into the display to start chatting. But the penguin often coughs and I suspect that SARS has occurred ~~~
16. I saw a pretty girl. I broke the display and pulled her out.
17. I pulled her out and was preparing for XX. As a result, the virus suddenly happened, and she became a male. #### civilized language
18. *. On that day, the Samsung 550s was upgraded online to a Samsung LCD screen. I thought there was a problem with the dynamic display. I wanted to uninstall the reinstallation and found that no programs were uninstalled.
19. What kind of CPU can be used for soldering? They all stick together with a thick nose and cannot be done without rhinitis.
20. Recently, the machine has always crashed and opened the chassis. wow *, the heat sink is getting faster. So in a hurry, the motor on the old electric fan of the house was removed and installed. When the power is turned on, hey, it's really fast. I tested the speed, 0.5 million RPM/second. Temperature is only 0.5 degrees. Haha. Don't worry this time!
21. My modem is broken, so I put my flowers and flowers into a box and inserted a telephone line to access the Internet. When I dial the phone, it's just a bang, and no electricity is needed, insert a fish into the box every day.
22. I edited the program, and the hard disk space in the previous section was in a hurry. I compiled a tamrof. EXE, put the 15 GB hard disk into 51 GB. Unfortunately, it is not widely used and cannot sell money. That requires the source code, and six mailboxes will be used.
23. I have never used anti-virus software. My network card is in vinegar.
24. My office is on the 30th floor. Once my boss saw me playing CS at work, he picked up my highlight and threw it out of the window. But it scared me. I rushed downstairs. It was too late to take the elevator, so I had to take the stairs. I ran down, exhausted, but I still didn't give up. As soon as I ran to the first floor, I rushed out of the building. Fortunately, when I rushed to the scene, the color just fell down, and I took it back.