An error occurs when a text message is sent ......

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An error occurs when a text message is sent ...... (From the pond after rain)
I am in a bad mood these days. I am bored at home in the evening. I sent a text message to a girlfriend. The text message is as follows: "Baby, what are you doing? Come out to accompany me at night, it's winter, but it's so hot.
Ah, I know you will give me some relief. I will wait for you in kaibin beautiful city ."
However, due to my lack of concentration, I pressed the group key. I had 6 cp186 people in the phone book (30 relatives, 101 friends, 16 comrades-in-arms, 19 colleagues, 3 confidant, 20 students)

Information will be received in 10 minutes.

30 members:
Mom: "This dead child is so bold. Send me a yellow message"
Dad: "Son, you have been drinking too much again. Isn't that wrong ?"
Cousin: "Why did you send an error? You are not allowed to learn the worst. kaibin's room is not very good, but the golden emperor's room is good ."
Cousin: "?"
Table sister-in-law: "I will delete it after reading it, so that your cousin can see it"
Cousin: "Hi, what's wrong with you? I just went to kaibin for a bath yesterday. I don't want to go. You can go"
Cousin: "Brother, you don't like me. It's just incest ."
Old Man: "We have a psychology department in the hospital. Please call me tomorrow. I'll take you there ."
Uncle: "Do you know this person? I never go to those places to find a lady "(Khan, too expensive)
Uncle of Shanghai: "child, have you come to Shanghai ?"
Another cousin: "Are you ill? What information did you send ?"
Another cousin: "I know that I am very nice to you in the hour. I will wash your feet, help you wash your clothes, and hand you back" Qinyuan spring snow ". But after so many years, it's too late for you to tell me this now)
None of the remaining Members will be there.

Friends, 101 people:
Reply from the three younger sisters: "My brother, we haven't gotten into this pedicure for a long time ."
N female netizens basically replied: "I have never seen you yet. How can I make it so interesting? You're so annoying. You can't sleep at night ."
Four female netizens who have met each other unanimously replied, "Don't think me as casual. I'm not that kind of person"
Two female friends who work in other places: "crazy, let me fly back to look for you, for some reason ."
Four friends from other places: I know you never drink, but I can assure you that you have been drinking too much ."
2. Female friend: "Although I like you very much, you must know that I am married. Will you wait for my business trip? You are asking me. (Wow, I didn't see it at ordinary times .)
3. Female friend: "My boyfriend and I are happy. Thank you for remembering me ."
Two previous objects: "The dead ghost, why didn't I find me on Valentine's day? I won't care about people like you who have no conscience ".
Three mobile female friends: "You know, we often contact us because of our business needs. Are you abnormal?
2. China Unicom's female friend: "Who are you ?" (Want to die)
Three Unicom female friends: "You, you, have said how many times you have returned, don't play, just accept it. If you really need it, should we go to dinner first?
A female friend of China Netcom: "I am in aershan"
The object I just broke up with: "I knew you wouldn't be so cruel. Are you not willing to give up on me? You wait for me. I will wait ."
N female friends I met through my buddy: "I didn't expect a friend of XX to be like this. I don't want to know me in the future ."
Three female friends: "Do not know me in the future"
Two sisters older than me: "Okay, you should open the room first. I will go home and change my clothes ." (Change underwear ?)
One buddy: "Why didn't you find yourself gay for so long? Don't contact us in the future ." (Innocent)
N buddies: "What's wrong with you? If not, go to the hospital ?"
Two buddies: "boss, as I know, you have a lot of women. Why are you out of stock now?
Two previous lovers: "We should not contact you. If you contact me, I am afraid I will give up on you. Although I am not a good girl, I do not want to contact you, because you are too messy."
I did not return the rest.

Comrades-in-arms, 16 people:
Two comrades-in-arms: "What do you mean ?"
The remaining comrades unanimously replied, "You are fucking ill"

19 colleagues:
A married female colleague: "I am his husband. Who the fuck are you ?"
A married female colleague said, "hey, I am old. I am seeing 40 people, but I want to thank you for coming to my house. He is not at home ." (Not usually seen)
My leader (my captain): "I will bring a review when I go to work tomorrow ."
None of the rest were returned.

20 students:
"What's the problem? I don't understand ." (Oh, my classmates are pure, and the comprehension ability is so poor)
One female student: You still remember me. I have come here today. Another day ."
Three female students: "Hello, you are ?"
One female student: "Are you Li Ming? I miss you for a long time, and I miss you too. You can take a taxi to pick me up. "(I am dizzy. This classmate regards me as someone else)
None were returned.

Life confidant:
I didn't give me a message, and I immediately sent a greeting by phone. I asked if I had encountered any difficulties, whether I had encountered anything at home, and I asked, have I entered the early menopause? (I am still the best of the three buddies. I know I always send the wrong text message, so I can understand it)

I called everyone on the phone book the next day to explain, but few people could believe that I was wrong. I was very depressed ......