Best doctor's thesis

From mitbbbs's perspective. Sorry. I do not know the authenticity. Reader discretion is advised.

By the way, the article about the material wave in debro was widely circulated on two pages, and it was also possible to create an era where debroe not only received his doctorate, but also received a Nobel Prize. In fact, this is also a false positive. That paper has far-reaching influence, but it's just two pages (less than 10 pages in one version. Here is the translation of the paper, which consists of 81 pages. Even if the French word is like gold, the compression ratio of or is beyond your imagination.

The following is a conversion article:

The most awesome doctoral thesis is published in the best journal before the answer is answered, and given that the paper is very long,
The journal must be serialized like a novel.

Example: Dr. Zhang Wuchang's thesis "Tenant theory", which contained four phases in jle.

2. the most awesome doctoral thesis is that the respondent has been challenging the members of the record-Defense Committee until these professors
We were so nervous that we thought we were the respondent.

Example: Schumpeter, one of the members of the Defense Committee
One of the largest economists turned his head and asked another member, clons TAF (Nobel Prize winner): "Vasily, we passed
?"

3. The best way to contribute a paper is to make editors fail to find an anonymous reviewer who can understand the paper,
It can only be published and does not need to be modified at all.

Example: Sims published the paper "infinite dimension parameter space distribution lagging" in the mathematical statistical yearbook in 1971.
Estimation. After writing this paper, Sims did not invest in Economics magazine because he clearly knew that no one understood it. So I voted
In the most awesome Journal of mathematical statistics, the reviewer cannot be found after the result is edited. Finally, it is hard to pull a reviewer.
The report was written as follows: "I really don't understand what this paper is about, but I tested several of its theorems.
As if it was correct. So I guess it should be published ."