CCTV host medical records (hilarious)

No. 1 Wang xiaoya

Dr. Wang xiaoya rushed into the operating room and asked the patient with concern: "Do you know where the injury is? "

The patient shook his head, and Wang xiaoya went on to say, "I want to give you three alternative answers! A, rib rupture, B, extensive thoracic hemorrhage, C, intracranial hemorrhage ."

The patient bit his teeth and said, "! "

Wang xiaoya smiled and said, "Are you sure you want? You can also call for help ."

The patient vomited blood and said, "I want to call my father! "

"Well, your communication time is only 30 seconds ."

"Dad, I can't do it. Change the hospital"

No. 2 LI Yong

Dr. Li Yong rushed into the operating room and looked at his illness and said, "the patient needs it now! "

So all the nurses shouted: "lucky first! "Then a straight boxing face to the wounded.

No. 3 Ni Ping

Dr. Ni Ping rushed into the operating room as quickly as possible and shed two tears in his eyes as quickly as possible. He said to all the nurses, "actually ...... he (refers to the patient) has been away from home for more than two hours. How much homesick he is, how much he wants his parents, and how much he wants to hug his child that is not full moon, but now ......"

Ni Ping wiped her tears and then said to the patient, "Please say the last word to your family! Express your feelings at this moment! "

(All nurses applaud with tears) the patient opened his mouth hard: "Mom, I have no help! "

No. 4 Ma Ping

Dr Yan Ping suddenly walked into the operating room and said to the nurses, "all the nurses and children should pay attention to the source of the injured patient. The bleeding source is the brain pulp, and the bleeding inside the coat is the stomach, you may think that he is different from usual because he was hit by a car."

The nurses nodded hard and a nurse took the initiative to suture the wound. Yan Ping smiled at her and said, "Xiaohong, it's really nice to tie your Chinese festival! "

The patient spit out the last mouthful of blood and said, "It's an inbox ."

No. 5 Zhao Zhongxiang

Dr. Zhao Zhongxiang steadily stepped into the operating room and said to the nurses: "like most animals, every time a human is trying to survive a crisis, a person in charge of treatment will appear in time, this person is struggling and jitters. This is the self-healing instinct of the human body."

The patient shouted, "Oh, that's it! Who asked you to ask me a veterinarian! "