Chapter 2 Section 4: Tianji is finally leaked

4. Tianji was finally leaked
"How are you doing ?" After three rounds of wine, Lu Bu asked with confidence.
Liu Bei replied with great humility: "We dare not compare with Lu Zong. We are now a small supervisor of a small company ."
LV Bu said, "If you are a friend, I am not talking about you. You are really sincere. You see, I have an annual salary of more than 2 million yuan. Let's look at you again. Every month, you have to pay for more than yuan. That is to say, if you have worked hard for two years, you will not be able to earn more than a year. This person is the same with people, and has the same nose and eyes. Different heads make different fate ."
Zhang Fei gave him a drink and asked, "Lu Zong, why can you become a sales champion every month? Do you have any secret weapons? Or is there a way to sell a comb to a monk ?"
LV Bu smiled and said, "You are really sincere-no, you are so stupid !"
The three brothers were stunned.
LV Bu said: "Didn't you see any details from the story" sell combs to monks? Don't worry about it. How can a monk buy a comb? Have you ever seen it? Sell the comb to the monk? Either the monk in the story is a fool, or the person who listens to the story is a fool. Only the person who tells the story will always be a wise person with ulterior motives ."
Liu Bei said, "I think of it. The indomitable Mr. A, who had been scolded and pursued for countless times, finally moved a monk and sold out a comb. Mr. Dong praised him for being "persevering and winning". I'm afraid there is something wrong with him. The little monk bought him a comb and looked at him poor, right? So Mr. Jia cannot say that he has sold a comb, right? How can you forget and calculate your own achievements with the favor of others ?"
Guan Yu also said: "The 10 combs sold by Mr. B are also very doubtful. He said that a comb should be placed on each incense case for the good man to comb his hair. I'm afraid it's not polite to comb the headers in front of the Buddha statue if they are disrespectful ?"
Zhang Fei beat his thigh and said, "Yes, that gentleman's story is also false! The monk is suspected of buying combs. It is even more impossible to buy combs and send them to xiangke. If I am a Abbot, I will certainly not do such stupid things that damage the reputation of Buddhism ."
Liu Bei said: "Yes. What is the relationship between using combs and doing good deeds? It seems very far-fetched to tie these two things together. It is better to send gifts such as calligraphy and painting works or tea for good to xiangke. Write a few words on the tea box: 'clean up your mind and welcome others. '-quasi-protection is better than that nonsense ."
The three brothers suddenly realized that the story of selling combs to the monk was originally a fiction.
"......" Liu Bei looked at Lu Bu doubtfully. "What about the 999 combs you sold ?"
Lu BuGu drank a beer and undoubtedly told them: "During the trial period, I did sell 999 combs ."
"How did you do it ?" The three brothers asked strangely.
"Me ,......" Lub laughed with an unpretentious smile. "Didn't Dong Zhuo use a high salary of Yuan as a bait to recruit our salesmen? In order to get this high-paying job, many people make money to impersonate sales performance ......"
Zhang Fei said: "I know about this. But how did you do it? There are hundreds of thousands of combs, but there are hundreds of thousands of dollars. Where do you come with so much money ?"
LV Bu smiled and said, "What is it about weak meat? Where is the weakness? All on this head! Therefore, every business-minded person will look at a group of dummies and dummies. Dong Zhuo will be like this, so will Lu Bu. He used his monthly salary of Yuan as a bait and found a group of money-filling salesmen. I also tried to find a group of employees who helped me raise money ."
The three brothers were shocked. I didn't expect this mall to be a step by step!
Zhang Fei asked: "Why did you sell 999 combs instead of Combs ?"
Lu Bu shook his head and said, "How come you don't even understand this? As Mr Bing in the story, Dong Zhuo's sales record is 1 000. How can I steal the limelight from him ?"
Zhang Fei said "Oh", sorry to say that again.
"Do you know ?" Lu Bu continued, "the amazing company developed into the Kyoto group today relies on my marketing methods. Each year, the turnover of several hundred million RMB is 90% of the pockets of salesmen all over the country. Can you say this is not a miracle ?"
The three brothers were shocked again. The dummies did not think that they were the monks in the story!
Lu Bu, dressed in red, comfortably leaned his head on the back of the chair, lit a cigarette and threw two circles, slowly saying: "Now, Dong Zhuo invented-no, lu Bu's Monk sales law, based on Dong Zhuo's ideas, has been widely cited by beauty clubs, fitness clubs, life insurance, education and training industries. You can search for tens of thousands of related webpages as long as you type 'sell the comb to the monk 'in the Web search engine Google. More people have changed it into a so-called no-store sales law or franchise. Unfortunately, my monk sales law cannot apply for a patent. No company has paid me a penny of patent rights, and I cannot talk about applying for patent protection ."
Zhang Fei angrily asked: "isn't anyone taking care of you ?"
"Who cares ?" Lu Bu turned his head and said, "a wonderful company was Dong Zhuo's private industry from the very beginning. The reason why he put on the coat of a school-run enterprise is to trust customers. As the saying goes, taking the soft hands of others, eating the soft mouth of others, the head of the Yangtze River University brain, who has no handle in the hands of Dong Zhuo? No one has ever dared to manage it !"