Chat record, every sentence is brilliant [wonderful]

Every chat record of a cool girl is brilliant!
By accident, I heard the story of the burst of laughter. It is said that this person not only has the funny style of Zhou Xingyuan's students, but also has no match in literature cultivation and comprehensive strength. He lost a lot of mm. It's really the best girl on the Internet! Then, as soon as I searched for the three words, I found a bunch of quotations for his classic girl. After familiarizing myself with the quotations of these girls, I think there will be countless mm in the chat room. The following is a chat record of his classic cuts. You can learn from these stupid friends. There is a kind of expert who can challenge him and send you the classic quotations of mm, so that you can see which one is the master of the girl industry.

Smurf: What kind of man are you?
burst into laughter: Well, all the languages in the world are hard to evaluate
smurfs': so arrogant?
burst smile Valley: only when you touch your body can you feel better.
Smurfs: disgusting!
burst smile Valley: In fact, I am a really good man. I am a sports man.
Smurfs: Really?
burst smile Valley: I like all sports.
Smurf: Good, I like it.
burst smile Valley: Especially bed sports.
Smurf: Color wolf!
I'm talking about yoga in bed. What do you think?
Smurf: Sorry!
burst smile Valley: I still like all round balls.
Smurf: What ball?
burst into laughter: two balls, especially for women!
genie :!! Again
burst into laughter: I'm talking about the eyes of a woman. It's amazing!
genie: dizzy!
burst into laughter: It's okay. I know you are a pretty girl, so I like you very much, especially the two balls on your body...
genie: Thank you !!
burst into laughter: I am talking about the truth.
Smurf: I found that I also started to have a strange feeling for you ......
burst into laughter: Yeah! I have always thought that I am passionate about you. It seems that I have not, so I have to call
the blue genie: Of course it is not self-passionate, it is just wishful thinking!
burst into laughter: Ah! Didn't you say you felt it?
Smurfs: Yes, you have a feeling. It's a kind of vomiting !!
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Genie: Boring
Burst into laughter: Yes, I am bored.
Genie: lost interest in everything
Burst into laughter: life is lost
Genie: Yes, it's blank
Burst into laughter: occasionally, a little yellow, hey
Genie: Hit your head!
Burst into laughter: If it is broken, it will be a little more red ~~
Genie: my boyfriend and I broke up!
Burst into laughter: Congratulations
Smurf: No, you know, congratulations!
Burst into laughter: Wrong! Congratulations! My boyfriend finally got rid of you!
Smurf: You !!!
Burst into laughter: separation is actually good
Genie: Yes
Smile Valley: Women's appearance is others', women's knowledge is others', women's body is others', and only happiness is their own
Genie: Interesting
Smile Valley: Worse men
Smurf: Why?
Smile Valley: A man's wallet is his wife's, his wisdom is his wife's, and his body is also his wife's
Genie: Happy is your own?
Smile Valley: Where is happiness when a man has a wife ?!
Lan genie: poor, the man must have a place that doesn't belong to his wife.
Burst smile Valley: yes, when I am with my wife, my heart belongs to another mm.
Smurf: Yes?
Burst into laughter: Thinking about what other mmsc looks like ......
Genie: Ah ?!
Burst into laughter: I mean what other mmsc looks like!
Blue genie: dizzy!
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Snow on the cloud: Are you there? Why didn't you go online?
Burst into laughter: I don't jump in my heart, and I am everywhere.
Snow on the cloud: it turned out to be a "secret gentleman"
Burst smile Valley: hidden from disasters, invisible from troubles.
Snow on the cloud side: Do you know that "small is hidden in the wild, big is hidden in the city?
Smile Valley: It is difficult to hide the secret of the unknown.
Snow on the cloud: Wow, it's hard to understand. Do you want to learn philosophy?
Burst into laughter: All the scholars of literature are fools, and all the scholars of philosophy are crazy.
Snow on the cloud: Brilliant. Do you often get girls online like this?
Burst smile Valley: sweat and no tears, make tea, do not pick up girls.
Snow on the cloud: Cool, but people cannot have feelings!
Burst smile Valley: Steam steam steamed bread is not fame and fortune, play it to play cotton don't talk about feelings
Snow on the cloud: I started to sweat. You are really a cool man!
Laugh Valley: Do not play love when you play anything, believe nothing or believe a man.
Snow on the cloud side: Well, truth Famous saying Are you hurt by feelings?
Burst into laughter: How deep is love and how deep is hate.
Snow on the cloud: How does one feel so vicissitudes.
Burst smile Valley: Women mature and vicissitudes of life, men mature because of vicissitudes of life.
Snow on the cloud: It's hard to understand, but it makes sense.
Burst smile Valley: men are good at rhetoric, women like to spend the past month.
Snow on the cloud: You are a monster!
Laugh Valley: everyone is a monster, and every sentence is a truth.
Snow on the cloud: Oh, my God, living with you will be exhausted and no one will marry you.
Smile Valley: stupid men want to get married, stupid women want to lose weight.
Snow on the cloud: I want to cry!
Smile Valley: Love and hate are lonely air, crying and laughter express the same meaning.
Snow on the cloud: how can we cry and laugh? Let's die!
Burst into laughter: Both bitterness and joy are wealth, and life and death must be brilliant.
Snow on the cloud: It's so tiring to talk to you that you don't understand female.
Smile Valley: Women want men to reveal their hearts, and men want women to expose their bodies.
Cloud edge snow: Well, this sentence makes sense. Do you have a girlfriend?
Burst smile Valley: yellow face wife easy to find, confidante difficult to find.
Snow on the cloud: Will you be happy when you get married?
Smile Valley: Men's pain begins with marriage, and Women's pain begins with knowing men.
Snow on the cloud: Oh, my God, don't be close to you ......
Smile Valley: the most easy to approach is the body, the most difficult to be close to is the mind.
Snow on the cloud: What kind of girl do you like?
Smile Valley: the more mature a man is, the better the girl is.
Snow on the cloud side: No, I have heard that men are also interested in not just women?
Burst smile Valley: Good men should be brave in bed, good women should be in bed.
Snow on the cloud: the tail of the Haha color wolf is exposed!
Burst smile Valley: Men's good color is called the color Wolf, men's bad color is called the color blind.
Snow on the cloud: Your speech is funny.
Burst into laughter: The world is so helpless that you can only seek peace of mind for a moment
Snow on the cloud: Can I talk to you next time?
Smile Valley: being male incompetent will make women hope for the future, and failing to do so will make them miss the past
Snow on the cloud: Haha, do you mean we will meet now?
Burst smile Valley: the heart is not as good as action, it is better to do it.
Snow on the cloud: OK, I decided to go and see you!
Burst smile Valley: the fate of the people into a positive result, a lover into a netizen!
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Why are you always invisible?
Burst into laughter: Afraid of being harassed by beautiful women
Smurf: drag you, who do you think you are?
Burst smile Valley: I am a very good man. I don't need a gorgeous appearance, I don't need profound knowledge, I don't need a heavy bag of money, as long as his thoughts are rich enough, it is enough to learn to hide your own edge in the vast network...
Smurf: Wow, good man!
Burst smile Valley: Good, I am not short, 1 M 85
Smurf: Are you really a good man?
Burst into laughter: Of course, I have always been an outstanding employee in my class from elementary school to junior high school.
Smurf: Shift Leader?
Burst into laughter: health team lead.
Genie: Really important. Wow ~~
Smile Valley: I believe you are also a very good person
Smurf: Well, think about it. from small to large, it has won a lot of honors.
Burst into laughter: Let's talk about it
Smurf: The third winner in the Storytelling Competition in elementary school
Burst into laughter: a total of 3 people participate!
Smurf: The runner won the first test in Middle School
Burst into laughter: Countdown
Genie: I wroteArticleAll on display in the public column of the school
Burst into laughter: Write check
Smurf: attend university

I have performed a school dance show, from the first game to the last one...
Burst into laughter: play a rock ......
Blue genie: Now people still say that I am a talented girl.
Burst into laughter: Well, you are a tailor, cut!
Genie: 555, you guessed it all!
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ice ROSE: does a man have any purpose to chat with a woman?
laughter Valley: Yes, all men have only one purpose, just chat with a woman SC
ice ROSE: Ah!
burst smile Valley: Of course, I am different from other men.
ice ROSE: What is your purpose?
burst into laughter: ask a woman to chat with me SC !!
ice ROSE: How many have you succeeded?
burst into laughter: there are more than one hundred numbers!
ice ROSE: Ah, there are so many, no, how is it done?
burst into laughter: I often talk late at night. Then I told my female users that you really want to talk about it. It's amazing. I can't do it anymore. Today I am very sleepy. I want SC to go to bed! Then I went to bed with SC ......

burst smile Valley: Good
Mei honglei: Good
burst smile Valley: chat?
Mei honglei: No
burst smile Valley: why
Mei honglei: Busy
burst smile Valley: Busy what
Mei honglei: Play
burst smile Valley: Play what
Mei honglei: game
burst smile Valley: What game
Mei honglei: Fun
burst smile Valley: What Fun
Mei honglei: Bored
burst smile Valley: bored, just talk to me.
Mei honglei: Rolling
burst into laughter: the ground is not clean
Mei honglei: relying on
burst into laughter: give you shoulder
Mei honglei: Finding death
burst smile Valley: "dead" on dictionary page 961
Mei honglei: dizzy
burst smile Valley: I have deprecated medicine.
Mei honglei: I have taken the medicine.
burst smile Valley: No dizzy after taking the medicine.
Mei honglei: Eldest Brother
burst smile Valley: recognize your sister
Mei honglei: Please
burst smile Valley: You can, don't take off
Mei honglei: I'm going crazy
burst smile Valley: I beat 120
Mei honglei: You are a God
burst into laughter: do not be superstitious
Mei honglei: Do you still make people live?
burst into laughter: with me, you will have a better life.
Mei honglei: 555
burst into laughter: although the cigarettes are good, they are harmful to health.
Mei honglei: go to death
burst smile Valley: I am in an Internet cafe, not dead
Mei honglei: Please let me go
burst smile Valley: OK, tell me the mobile phone number and I will not talk about it.
Mei honglei: What is the number?
burst into laughter: send a text message to you.