Chinese Emy of science and technology: the killers are very cold [ZT]

(An article that has been circulating many years agoArticle. The Author ID is joeliu, an article he wrote in Canada when he was young. For backup .)

(When I was a freshman, I caught up with this department's teaching reform. I caught three of the four major names: yibei, Li baihao, and Lin xiuding)

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Question: The Killers are cold.

Professors who like fail are called killers. If a school has few killers, it is definitely not qualified to be a famous school. As a killer, we can imagine how many students hate these "abnormal" professors. However, after graduation, we find that we are very grateful for the cold-blooded and cruel killers.

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The first day of the establishment of the University of Science and Technology is worthy of the name of the famous schools, because that batch of famous killers!

Of course, the number one killer isQian Xuesen. However, Mr. Qian's celebrity killer has been attributedHuang Jihu. Huang Jihu mentioned that Mr. Qian personally gave an introduction to interstellar sailing. The final exam took one day and the two of the students passed the test. Wulan's son was carried out of the field by four people on a stretcher. Fifty years later, it was hard to imagine that it was so tragic.

My school was very strict. The "abnormal" Master is just like Qian Xuesen, who is so cool and smart as Huang jichu. He recalled that he had been complaining about these people. Huang Jihu fell downHuang maoguangUnder the advanced mathematics class, a 59. Xiao Huang has complained about Lao Huang so far. "I don't want to give me more than a minute ." My generation's eyes, or thought Huang maoguang than Qian Xuesen unknown younger generation, but this Huang Sheng study tour in MIT, pener, weight is not light, still sigh the old Park Killer lineup of luxury.

I guess,Hua LuogengFan Zhihua recalled that the old Chinese students asked questions. The old Chinese students often speak out and practice. Don't ask me this kind of question! Students cannot understand, but they can only find a piece of tofu. For exampleZhu hongyuanTeach quantum mechanics. "You are not good at understanding it !"Guo yonghuaiHe is a famous workaholic in the Chinese Emy of sciences. students from the University of Science and Technology also said that Mr. Guo's courses are difficult and difficult to pass. Although I do not know whether Guo yonghuai has killed or not at HKUST, his wife Li Pei recalled that Guo's doctoral student "he was afraid of him", so that the student's wife complained to Li Pei, old Guo is so cruel that he can make a big boy cry. It can be seen that the killer of the export market is not good.

The emergence of new killers

Late for the rest of my life, schoolFour, None of them. In my impression, Guo yidao is an e-educationGuo LiHe is a guy who teaches electronic circuits;Li baihaoIt seems that he taught computing mathematics, and he was called Li ShiDao on the rivers and lakes. Li ShiDao is famous for the earthquake in the east and west zones, with numerous martial arts heroes at the waist. As a freshman enters the school, Li baihao is a must-have talk about the popular science orientation. Maybe you have met Li baihao and you can find the root noodle and cut it off. "Ten years of Night Rain" records Li baihao's lessons. The so-called "one knife in the wind" means that the test is over, Lao Li first counts 18 of the worst papers, and says, you fail. Therefore, Li baihao is also calledLi 18th. The four major killers recorded in "Ten Years of Night Rain" areZhang Etang,Zhu dongpeiLi baihao. I have eaten a meal with the Chinese character. Fortunately, he didn't kill me with a knife at the dinner table.

Old Road (Simplified ChineseIs a good person. Be patient and gentle with students. Especially when it comes to lab courses. Old saying may be called "killer", but with my personal experience, I think he is not a good academic teacher or he is very good but he is not suitable for being a teacher. He taught Inorganic Chemistry in my freshman year. I remember that when I first went to college, it was not suitable for university teaching. Every time I felt that inorganic things were very profound, especially when reading a book clearly, it seems very clear that it is a bit confusing to be told by the teacher. At the beginning, I felt very worried and stupid. I think it's a good old man and a tall man. In the next phase of my freshman year, I learned about inorganic + analytical chemistry for half a semester. I spent a lot of energy learning chemistry this semester because I was very excited. During the mid-term exam Q & A, I prepared several questions. When I asked the first question, I stayed for a long time and started to circle with me, which means a lot of nonsense, I was confused when I did not answer my questions. I asked the second question again. I used the same method to confuse me. Maybe, I am not suitable for his way of answering questions.

In short, I think the purpose of the old lecture is not to make the complex things simple, so that the students can easily understand it, but to make the simple things complex, so that the students do not understand it, looks very good. Haha. Old saying, people are still good. He is not a real killer either. If our score is very low, he will multiply the root number by 10. Even if the percentage is 36, it would be fun to think about it. In addition, the old saying allows us to develop the habit of having breakfast in class. He always said, eat, eat, and never get hungry.

The killer is also gentle. For example, the professors in the Mathematics Department, who have the skills of seeing each other in the middle of the period, can pass through the course at the end of the period. My mathematical analysis, linear algebra, abstract algebra, and ordinary differential equations are 60 or 65. Of course, the enemy remembers: Xu forest, Song guangtian,Lin xiudingAnd Jiang. Lausong is a fan. Every time football is used as an example in his class, the first time in League A, there was a mid-term, lausong said loudly that the mid-term exam meant the end of a season. If you fail to pass the examination, you can kick a and B to learn concise linear algebra. From this point of view, even if I don't need a transfer, it's just a bench player who stays on the bench of A. I always thought that lausong's words are unfair. In any case, I cannot understand the standard proof. Lausong still has a bid to do. I remember that at the end of that year, we had to take five exams in five days. lausong insisted that there were two questions before the mid-term exam, and everyone had to review them. In fact, there was no one. I had to wait for a long time before the mid-term exam.

Song guangtianClass is always immersed in the world of mathematics. In the linear algebra of those years, I often praised the standard type, or made a few holes to make a group of people dizzy. The most hateful thing is that the old man is too intoxicated with the previous pure theories during his lectures. As a result, many people think that the subsequent calculations will not be tested if they have not been mentioned. The examination paper was completely dumb-eyed and really deficient.

Lin xiuding is a student of Hua Luogeng, but it is a disaster to listen to his lectures on the approximate algebra of the mathematics department. Each derivation of Lin xiuding will be stuck, and the blackboard writing is extremely messy. The first line of shoushu is 80 degrees, and the next line is 80 degrees, as if tianshu, coupled with his Fujian accent, cannot be identified at all. Laolin has manyFamous sayingUnfortunately, I forgot it for a long time. For example, he said to Grade 94, "the exam should be treated like a holiday ." I want to divide the holidays into old society and new society, old society, and landlords and peasants. For students to take the test, Lao Lin must be as happy as the landlords in the old society. Anyway, he always holds Yang bailuo's mood for the New Year. His Fujian accent often makes jokes. Once, Lin xiuding said that he was familiar with Chen jingrun. "When Chen jingrun's father died, I sent him a pig. When my father died, he gave me a pig ". Everyone laughed and said, "Old Lin:" when the father of the other party dies, send a bell to express their condolences. Lin xiuding has many strange habits. For example, he refused to take the first two classes in the morning, because he thought that the morning had to be warmed up, so he had to switch from the class to the three or four classes on Saturday. One time, my class was furious. Old lin was furious and asked what your name was. The talented girl shouted "9 ^ 003 !", And never go back. Lao Lin is quite embarrassed.

Computer System: Wolong

The computer department did not enter the school's killer Hall of Fame. But there are also a few people worth mentioning.

Chen YiyunThis old man is clearly a killer. Chen Yiyun wrote this compilation principle in an extremely funny way. Some people think it is classic and some people think it is a dog's dog in word by word translation. Anyway, the content is quite obscure. Chen Yiyun's brain is definitely not compiled and executed as C, but a standard Java, while interpreting and outputting. I was impressed by the fact that Chen Yiyun often gets stuck in class and often does not speak for half a day. A person thought to the blackboard and came back with a sentence. Chen Yiyun hates being late. Anyone who arrives late will write down his name. Once a Fujian boss arrives late and stops at the door, Chen Yiyun is stunned. Chen Yiyun has seen this kind of things much more, but Chen still watched the boss for a long time and finally said, "You -- enter -- come -- today -- I -- don't deduct points, because -- it's raining ." It took three minutes for Lao Chen to finish the sentence and the class laughed (we all compiled and executed the statement, but we didn't hesitate to laugh at it ). I am more smiling. I think your old man's clock speed is too low. I don't have to worry about an extra rain input. Do you have to think about it for so long? Haha.

Chen Yiyun's head is built on a Java virtual machine, but his favorite is a variety of abnormal errors in C language. Chen himself does not want to say anything, he writes in C all dayProgram, Write it to a place, and find a abnormal bug. Remember it as the next exam question. Chen is a diligent uncle. He is said to be divorced and works for 14 hours every day. His only rest is to go home for dinner at, watch the news, and then return to the stars. I know that a doctoral student was about to go to another teacher's door. Chen Yiyun was quite silent for a long time and slowly replied, "You -- go -- let's go". His depth is cold and penetrating people's hearts, when his students left, They sweated.

Saying that the Old Chen examination has been closed to numerous people for many years, and the girl surrounded him and asked him crazy. The Old Chen suddenly smiled and said, "In the last session, 20 people failed, and most of the girls took over ", girls look like a land.

Another killer isSun ShumingThis is Mrs. Feng keqin. Killing a woman is inevitable. Old lady sun is said to be a good person, because a good person kills a person, but she has no deception and has no discussion. Sun Jiao's combination of mathematics will kill people. The only failed course of many Chinese people's congress is the combination of mathematics, which falls into the fifth largest five-year makeup exam. no old lady is right-bitten. Feng keqin was transferred to the Beijing Graduate School, and old lady Sun Also killed Yuquan Road, which became a strange capital. I used to have a hot mind and want to choose this course. I didn't expect my tutor to laugh and say that I told you a joke. We learned her combination mathematics for four hours and carried it out with a stretcher in the middle. Everyone was chilling, and then the tutor continued, "Sun Shu-ling himself was carried out. She stood up for invigilation. Where did she get it for four hours !" Their dedication to killing is evident.

The last one isGu najie. Gu najie has two cute points: the first is the teeth. Huang Jihu is also a bit violent, but old Huang laughed and said it was kind, Gu najie is fierce. Second, fans. After each Asian Cup competition, Gu najie will draw a chart on the blackboard, so that Peng Weiguo's position is not good.

Gu najie's hobby is shocking. It is clear that nine catties of old students are not as bad as a generation of Sighs. Therefore, I often say bluntly in class, "I am a good killer, and I fail to pass the course in the end !" You didn't know what you did before Gu's class. You looked at his data structure, and he scolded you for a while and didn't preview it in advance. You watched English and he scolded you for not doing business or learning major, you can only recite words, and when you go abroad, you should not do anything, he scolded you for the last night. By the way, you should never be late.

Gu learned well and spoke well. Gu looks down on Microsoft the most, and the class will be a shame for Microsoft's broken operating system. This is understandable.AlgorithmI am very interested in this because textbooks are clearly in the era of memory-based K computing, which is like memory-based sales. In those days, each algorithm had to be several digits (not bytes) thinking about how to perform computation, and it was so fascinating to know how to save three digits. Microsoft's hundreds of megabytes of memory, of course, will be swallowed up by Gu. It is said that the old Gu takes graduate students to check their hard disks and delete all pornographic images. The students are extremely upset. I can understand Gu, a yellow image. This is not a matter of personal privacy, but a matter of byte waste! Delete a yellow image. This kind of nice thing is to reduce the space by a few megabytes.

There is a movie called "this killer is not too cold", but in the memory of HKUST, those killers are very cold!