Chinese real estate joke

Why are chinese people confused? Why are chinese people confused ?? I don't know how my head fell! However, if a generation of Chinese people are desperate to break down their families, do they still have to be fooled like a pilgrimage? I will not explain it too much, because since ancient times, the rulers of this land have used ideological imprison and foolish preaching as a powerful tool to govern. So the generation of Chinese people will lose their creativity and the possibility of live a happy life forever. After many years, our children and grandchildren were pushed into the gas chamber again! Our children and grandchildren were once again split into fragments by the artillery shells of the intruders. When we were killed like a pig, could we still look at them? Because the suffering of World War II was left over by all the people in the Qing Dynasty, and the suffering of our children and grandchildren was left to us by our stupidity today! Please let us know in detail.

First largest: real estate!

What Does buying a house mean? It means you have a house of your own. Yes, you think so, but in China you cannot own this house, just rent it to you. Because China only has to lease you the right to use the land for 70 years (50 years in some cases ). In general, a house may be demolished or renovated in the past 30 years. That is to say, you spent money to buy a house, but you can only get the actual effect of renting a house. Of course, this is not the worst. The worst thing is that you have been fooled for decades! A group of hooligans rushed into the house where you spent all your life saving and drew a big word "split! Then, we will treat all your belongings as spam, and even give you a "dingtalk" name in the newspaper despite your pleading, when you abuse the public, you will know what is despair!

This is a famous joke about China's real estate industry:

[In the past, there was a landlord who had a lot of places to work with long workers. The landlord built a batch of building blocks for long workers.
One day, the Lord's adviser said to the landlord: the elders have had some money over the past few years.
It's not a good deal to pay a rent for your house every month. They will stay there forever. You just sell the house to him.
The name is ----- public room for sale! Tell them that the House will always belong to them.
The landlord said: Yes, what should I do with the rent? The adviser said: "It's okay to take care of the photo. You should assume a Japanese name,
This is called the license fee! The landlord quickly made a lot of money and it was a pleasure for the Long-working staff!

After a few years, the village of the landlord has grown into a town, with more and more rich people and no place to live.
The Lord said: the elders have gained money over the past few years. Let's build a new house for them and name it.
When the old city was transformed, they handed us the money and we split the house to build a new one, asking them to buy it back,
I can sell some more to others, and the landlord has implemented it again. This time, some long workers are not happy.
After being used, the Elders had to swallow their teeth, and the landlord made a lot of money.

After a few years, the landlord's village has grown into a big city, with more rich people and the landlord's soil
The land is even more valuable. The adviser said to the landlord: Let's split the long-gong houses and build villas in this place,
After the houses are built and sold to the rich ones, the landlord said: What should long workers do?
? The adviser said: I gave them more money and set up a name hall called monetization and resettlement. Then we went to build a pigsty next to us.
A house named affordable housing, and a carriage road for them to buy a house over there, the landlord said
: What if they don't have enough money? The adviser said: I lent the money to them from the Bank of the People's house for six cents a year.
It is no risk to have money, and the landlord has implemented it again. Long workers have obtained the money and the affordable housing of the landlord has been built only now.
The long workers had to wait for the House to wait until now ------

As a result, the long workers started to make troubles, And the landlord was a little flustered. He was busy asking what to do with the adviser? The adviser said: Hurry up.
Long Gong, the house is about to fall into the price. Don't buy it. Rent a house, just rent our pigsty to them.
As a result, after so many years, the long workers have lost all their money and are still renting a house and staying forever! ]

This joke is a little exaggerated, but in fact it is not a fact? Some people say that this is the case? Why do Chinese people want to buy a house? Crazy to buy ??? Why? It is not the result of the education of the foolish people, just like in 1960s, advocating that people must buy three major items: watches, sewing machines, and bicycles to be "successful" to marry. In 1970s, people had to buy four new things: TV, refrigerator, washing machine, and phone installation. This was just like getting married and having children, I remember that it took thousands of yuan to install a phone call (a small town with a per capita income of less than 200), while there were tens of thousands of calls in Beijing and Shanghai. I have to wait in line to buy my account. Why is it similar to buying a house today?

Today, all the shit scholars have begun this old trick to fool the people: "New white-collar standards", "new choices for successful people, x-ring X-road commercial and residential type. In fact, they are all shit. After receiving you hundreds of thousands of RMB, You have to collect your rent (new deposit fee), bank interest, and a variety of well-known interest rates and policies. In short, you are afraid that you will not be killed! How can we be fooled by common people? I'm so angry!

Second largest: Employment!

When some people finally began to sigh: When zhiqing was just a silly man *, after being laid off, they felt there was no way to live, but they had to sit and protest, but they ignored it, it's only time to get down to the streets and be made up of songs to laugh at "Life is magnificent, come back again. You ever thought about it! They used to have the same scenery as today's "white-collar! Their income and position have envied people around them? Have you ever thought about today 20 years later! You will fall into the streets like them, and you will be left alone ?!

Someone said, hey! Do you know that you have unemployment insurance, pension insurance, and XX insurance? Haha, I 've been wandering in Beijing for N years, and I have paid a lot of insurance for about tens of thousands, but no one gave me insurance when I was unemployed, on the contrary, many insurances have been frozen, and I am so angry that I have made intermittent payments ...... That's not enough. Do you think you can get the pension insurance when you are 60 years old? Shit! No money in the sky! We are earning a pension for the elderly today! Today, people aged 30-40 usually have several siblings! This means that today's elderly people can get pension insurance at the age of 60 because five people provide it to an elderly person! When our generation grows old, we are one person for our two elders! Where did the money come from? No! If you are 90 years old, you are expected to receive some pension insurance.

However, even in this case, the parents still go crazy and send their children to various enterprises and state-owned enterprises. This is often the case around me. I am a distant relative in my hometown. I spent 70 thousand yuan in searching for a relationship and sent my son to the traffic police team through public recruitment. I worked on the contract Pol. Ice. Take 800 yuan a month. As a result, I was hired by the competition in the third year. My family is crying. I said it was a good deal. You never earned the 70 thousand yuan in your life in the class. Please wash your clothes and sleep first, and then gather some money for small business! Maybe you can earn more.

When I graduated, My mom also took me money and sent me to XX department. As soon as I saw the identity of the person in charge of recruitment, I couldn't help but feel sick. I looked at my salary again, mom. I didn't get back the "cost" until I did not eat or drink for 10 years ". A mix of fart! So I threatened the guy privately, and the section chief X, who was so scared, never dared to recruit me again. I have to: "Leave home ".

I just don't understand? Why are chinese people so stupid? So superstitious "country? Don't you think right? Don't be as stupid as a day. Isn't it worthwhile to calculate the cost before doing things?

There are also the younger white-collar workers who are looking for a job, it is best to raise their salaries, do not require medical insurance and insurance, and then save the money as the safest for future use.

Third largest: education!

How much is a diploma worth? How much is a diploma worth? How much is a diploma worth? The cost of printing has been high for two days. How much is a teacher's salary? Hey, the two students have enough tuition for one semester! How much does a class charge for printing books? Two students are enough! How much is the rent for one class for one semester? Hey, two students are enough .! Hey! What do you pay for Chinese education !?

Hey! People! Why should we be fooled? Since we were young, the ruling class told us that it was only glorious to take the test of "talent. Oh, sorry, I was wrong. It was glorious to be admitted to the "university. But the common people never think about why Glory? Why is glory ...... What about college talent!

Do you know who your child is teaching? In China, talent that cannot adapt to society will become a teacher. For example. Some time ago, due to a project relationship, I found several master students in the University to do the program. As a result, several people are stupid and don't think about it for you at all. You have to keep them for work, and obviously there is a mistake for a file, and y won't be changed either, when you find that you are still true to you, it is not his fault, it is what you give or wrong. A little sense of responsibility does not even consider whether to do things or do things well. I am still very calm to tell them the truth: "You must learn to think for others, think about what they want and then do things. Otherwise, we cannot survive in society ." As a result, the silly words *: "We don't want to go to the society. We have a good test score. The school wants us to stay in school as a teacher. Besides, we have nothing to do. How do you arrange for us to do it? If you don't arrange it, we won't do it. This is our dignity and principle ." I said, "If you go to the door, the boss will not lock the warehouse if you don't arrange to lock it when you get off work ?" They are a few dummies. * They are still smiling. Do you feel cold, comrades? In the future, your child will learn and grow under the guidance of this silly. Do you feel relieved?

It's no wonder that college cohabiting, skipping classes, fighting, and committing suicide ...... However, parents are willing to spend money to send their children to "schools. It also takes a lifetime of money. Even the poor are selling blood to keep their children in a crazy school. Compatriots? Will you wake up? Please. I'm so angry ......

Fourth largest: Buy a car!

Are Chinese crazy? Buy a car? Why do you want to buy a car ??? Of course, you don't have to spend money. You don't have to spend money on how to buy, how to buy, and how to buy a house. You don't have to spend money on how the oil price rises. But what about most common people?

I used to have a colleague who lives in bei'er Huan, the company's Xizhimen. Take the subway to work for at most half an hour every day. Y has to buy a second-hand xiali, which is the same as that of pig. Every morning at, he is stuck on the road and then moved to the company. Hey, there are a lot of parking fees in a month. But people think they are more advanced when driving a car. It's actually stupid. Don't say you set up a xiali game, that is, opening an Audi. I don't see anyone who is really jealous of anyone. It has no effect except to seem silly.

Another time, I met a girl with a monthly income of only 4000 who was planning a loan to buy a car. So I asked her, "Little girl, you didn't do business. You went to work on time, and the subway was very convenient. What should you do when you buy a car ?" After thinking for half a day, I guess I have no reason to come and say, "Sometimes I want to go to the supermarket to buy things. I think it's not worthwhile to take a taxi and I think it's a little closer to me. I just walked a little farther away. So I drove my car !" I almost got bored. Isn't it disgusting that you drive to the supermarket to buy an instant noodle? A big hacker is equipped to pick up garbage! Don't think you can prove anything if you buy a car. I think it is better to simply use the word "shit" on my face.

For example, I am very busy doing business on my own. I am running around 4-5 times a day. I see many customers. But I don't want to buy a car. Why? I took a taxi as soon as I tried it. I had to leave after the taxi. I don't have to worry about parking without a place. I don't have to worry about getting caught up. I don't have to worry about being hacked. I have a driver no matter whether it's windy or rainy. In case of a congestion, you can get off the bus and take the subway. More than 10 thousand RMB per year! Buy a car! More than 10 thousand parking fees per year! Isn't that silly ???

Don't buy a car, don't buy a car, but there are countless people crazy to buy loans? Be sure you will not die badly enough in the future! Do you want to buy it? The oil price has gone crazy, isn't it? Parking is expensive, isn't it? Regret it, right? When a new car goes on the road, it will be sold or sold, right ???

It tells you that the oil price is still going up. It must rise to the same oil price as the US dollar. Hey! You get 1/10 of your income from the old US dollars and keep your own gasoline. I don't think you can afford it.

In the last sentence, everyone is not stupid. They are all being taught by fools from an early age. It doesn't matter if you are stupid, but you still have to worry about the relationship between economic interests! Don't end up with a single drop in real estate, a rise in oil price, and a half-life payment for a diploma or nothing. After decades of heavy tax donations, What benefits do you have. What you lose is not just a price difference of several hundred thousand (if you do not know economics, you can learn about the relationship between house price and income. I will not elaborate on it here .) At that time, you can only go to the go-Vern-ment door to sit and sit. No one will collect the corpse for you !!!

What else does someone say? No way. Don't stop buying a car. The bus is so crowded. I said it's all the vanity that comes out of the Education of Yumin. Look at me. renting a house for more than one thousand RMB a month is equivalent to the renewal fee of some people. If I want to get married, I still can afford 3-4 thousand yuan, and the furniture should be fully decorated. In addition, it is convenient for me to stay. If you don't want to move, you will have to rent it for a long time. It is also similar to paying the license fee. It also saves a lot of money for bank loans, interest, and down payment. I took a taxi if I had something to do. I had to take the subway if I had nothing to do. I spent 10 thousand days a year, saving my garage fee, parking fees, fines, etc. The oil price rose to 10 yuan and I was happy. I ran away without having finished my work at the university. I learned how to study the market and plan and run the business on my own. Can I also enter foreign-funded enterprises. Can listed companies become managers? Tens of thousands of school fees are saved.

Of course, some people will say, "if you don't even buy a house, you cannot get married ." I thought, "I don't have it. Do you think you have it ?" Some people say that it is not cost-effective to rent a house. After renting a house, it is still someone else's. Hey, do you think it is yours to pay off your loan after buying a house for decades?