Classic jokes, favorites

1. When a cat arrives at the hair salon in the evening opened by a fox due to her life, the Mouse sends a name to the hair salon to name the night. The cat swells to death, and the mouse goes furious: the old man chased me to survive, it's still a serious case to send it to the door now!

2. The doctor asked me how the patient suffered a fracture. The patient said, "I think there is sand in my shoes, so I shake my shoes with a wire rod. ** a bastard passed there and thought I had an electric shock, I copied the wooden stick and gave it to me!

3. in biology class, the teacher asked: how can I correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? Student A: If you put a fart on it, your hands will hide your noses, and the rest will be your feet. The entire class is down.

4. Carp and turtles get their marriage certificates. The clerk asked the turtle's age, Turtles: 100. The clerk said with regret: Sorry, according to the regulations of your family, you are not allowed to get married because you are not a minor.

5. When someone ride a bicycle, they hear the roar of the passers-by: Go, go ...... I will also sing: Sorry sorry ...... Voice has not fallen into the ditch, passers-by say: Fuck! Tell you whether the trench is still riding! You deserve it.

6. When one person is at work, he can't help but say: Can you not help? Then he sat there and shook his head. My colleague asked him what he was doing. A: I have changed to vibration now!