Couple Classic Little Jokes 7

1. A: "Look at your face is not good, you are ill?" ”

B: "I'm not sick, my husband is ill, I have to watch him day and night." ”

A: "Don't you have a nurse?" ”

B: "Because there is a nurse, I have to watch him day and night!" ”

2. Wife: "Last night you always talk in your sleep, do you know?" ”

Husband: "I don't know, what did I say?" ”

Wife: "You seem to scold me." ”

Husband: "It is possible, because the daytime is too busy, can not spare to scold you." ”

3. The wife of a cavalry said to her husband, "Mike, when you sleep in your dreams, what's a ' Jenny ', who is she?" ”

"Oh, that's my horse." The husband replied.

"Ah, I don't even have your horse!" The wife said sadly.

4. The husband takes a friend home. In a moment, a woman came in silently, put the cup on the table, and went out. The friend said: "Your maid is not very beautiful, but perhaps still capable?" ”

The husband busy said: "Where do you want to go?" Would I hire such a ugly to be a maid? She's my wife! ”

5. Wife: "This bottle of vitamin pills, you bring to your female secretary." ”

Husband: "Why?" ”

Wife: "Yesterday she left a lot of hair on your clothes." ”

6. Wife: "Why do you have so many women in your factory?" ”

Husband: "The textile mill, of course, is a woman of many miles!" ”

Wife: "You are not the head of the Labour section!" ”

7. A: "I find that women are often suspicious and jealous." ”

B: "My wife doesn't, she never cares if my Secretary-General is beautiful-as long as he's a man." ”

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