Crazy programmer 87 (full text)

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Sometimes this is the case. Obviously, the film has always wanted to say this to boss Liu, but now boss Liu first said it, but it is hard to say it, rather than say it.

Boss Liu said sadly to the Shadow: "Boss, let's put this case first ."

The effect of the film was expected by him. He also nodded sadly: "Well, let's put it first, but when should we put it ?"

"I don't know ."

"Alas, let it go. I don't know where to put a lot of things. It's hard to pick them up ."

Boss Liu did not speak, and the two were silenced for a long time.

Half a day, the film broke the deadlock: "Forget it. Entrepreneurship has failed a lot since ancient times, and it is time to seek success ."

Boss Liu Yi
He nodded and said, "Yes, yes. Maybe I am wrong. I have been thinking for a few days. In fact, from the game we played for half a year, we should have known that I was wrong-Spanish layout. Do you remember? You said
Yes, maybe I have really overestimated my own strength. I used to be a technology, playing Chinese chess. Now I am going to start a business and playing chess, I thought I was a good player in Chinese chess, and I had no investment in the market.
Preyr, adventurous and radical, suffered a big loss ."

"Of course I remember, it was our first and only time to play chess. In the past, when you played Chinese chess games, you would always win me. I won't win you anyway. Then I broke the jar and broke it. I used to take the first step in the pan to play the horse, it is probably because you have never been there before."

"Coming soon! I know, you don't think I'm in a very bad mood, and I'm here to help ease the atmosphere. I tell you, you have to deal with bug Yang. They are still useful. In front of me, you can make an axe to the class !"

The film was shocked and quickly said, "you have seen this? Boss is the boss, which is really extraordinary ."

On the other hand, boss Liu is very similar to the movie, that is, he is not allowed to praise it. Boss Liu also said, "That is of course. You don't have to comfort me either. Today, I told you this sentence, and I made this decision, just like when I first proposed this case, after careful consideration. I don't think so. As the case progresses to today, everyone has invested a lot of energy. If no money is found and no investment is found, the loss will be even greater. You need to calculate the opportunity cost. We need to use iteration methods. We have technology. First, we have to invest a little bit. We have to look at the situation again. The situation is good. We will continue to invest in iteration. The situation is not good and we will immediately stop, avoid further losses. Now, you and I know that the situation is a bad thing. We don't need to cut the meat and stop it now. It's more appropriate ."

Listen
After thinking about this, the film suddenly said, "I remembered it. The last time you taught me how to talk about it, to calculate the opportunity cost, we should use iteration methods, and talk about appointment first.
A simple confession depends on the situation. If the situation is good, repeat the appointment process to make a deeper confession. If the situation is not good, Lima will retreat and stop the iteration. This will continue until the end of the iteration. Why is this happening to us today?
The project is coming up ?"

Boss Liu mysteriously said, "What do you know? The iteration method is a perfect solution. Any problem involving investment and return can be solved with it. Do you think that it takes time to spend money on your sister-in-law? Is it also an investment. Do you want her to like you too? Is it a expected return? ."

Boss Liu is still a bit rational about this. He went to pursue a sister a year ago and now he is getting married. At that time, it was good to use his iteration method and let him go back in time. Otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable. In this case, the film quickly gave a thumbs up: "high, high, it is really high. If so many investors in China know the boss theory, they will not speculate on the stock price !"

At this time, boss Liu suddenly sighed: "No, I thought everything was under my control. I didn't expect this thing to be okay ."

The mood of the film suddenly fell down: "Forget it. Boss. Do you mean we failed to start a business ?"

"Yes! If it fails, you can honestly admit it. The two of us have been writing programs for so many years, and we have never thought that there is nothing difficult to get us. We have never encountered a failure, and we do not believe that we will fail. Now, I admit that I failed to start a business. Where has it always been successful? I think this failure is a good thing. Boss, we are people, not God ."

 

After chatting with boss Liu. The Shadow starts to organize the P2P project code. First, rebuild all the projects. Then, check that the output window of Visual Studio 8 outputs a line of information. Finally, it displays 0 errors and 0 warnings, regenerate all: 1 succeeded, 0 failed, 0 skipped. At ordinary times, this is the most pleasant thing. Nothing is more comfortable than seeing your own handwritten code without even a warning. After compilation, let's take a look at release, which is more than 12 K. It's as big as it was before. Then clean all, close the project, pack, specify the date and version, and drag all to the backup directory.

While doing this, the film laughed at itself: it was clear that we had to clean all. Why should we rebuild it?

Then he replied: Let me know that I can create them. I can turn this line of boring code into a variety of software. The programmer is worthy of respect today, and the programmer's hands are magician-like hands.

 

And each previous case 1
This time, the film also gave itself a long vacation. After a call to Chen Dong, Chen Dong's tone was difficult to conceal his joy. He said, "I have discovered that the company is on the right track until now.
We have recruited several new programmers, some of whom I think are very promising and well trained. In time, I want to be able to reach your level. Now, the company has systematically incorporated employee benefits and benefits into the company.
Articles of Association, everyone is doing well in the company ."

In the past, the film in the company really liked to hear Chen Dong say after the case was successfully accepted: "It's really good, it never let us down ." At this time, Chen Dong's tone was not at all like the chairman of the board, and he didn't want to manage the staff. It was like a innocent child, just as He shouted: "I have found four tentacles for snails !" Same. Only at this moment can the film realize that the success of a case is not just a financial return.

This time, Chen Dong's tone is also like this. The film was also very happy for him. He said, "That's really great. I was worried when I left the company, because I did a lot of important work in the company, and I was worried that the company would not be able to adapt for a while. Now we can do this. The company has new talents and will certainly have better development ."

 

Put a call, and remember again, there is another thing hidden in my heart. In fact, I have been hiding it for a long time, or I have no time, or I am afraid to roll it out. In any case, I feel that I can no longer find any excuse to keep it in my heart.

This is to ask yaner to have a meal.

It's not as difficult as the Shadows think. yaner is a very generous girl. Seeing her again, she has a new boyfriend. The film said, "This meal is a bit late, please ."

Yan Er calmly said, "As long as you please. Fortunately, we have the opportunity to have dinner together again ."

The film nodded: "It's good to eat together. I thought we didn't even have to do anything. Such a result may be the best ."

Yan Er smiled.

Both are calm. After dinner, the film said, "You wanted to bring you home, but you have a boyfriend. This is not very good ."

Yan Er said, "yes. This is what I want to say. This time you think very well, just like you write a program. But why did you think so well on the program ?"

The Shadow waved his hand: "Stop, stop, and never mention the previous things. Take care. We hope that we will have the opportunity to have dinner together every year ."

"You should also take care. As long as you invite me, I will come out for dinner. You are right. We are friends. This is the best result ."

 

Finally, the film prepared some ideas and prepared to share its future plans with you. While preparing to speak out, The LORD preemptible: "Needless to say, I know ."

The film is strange: "What do you know ?"

"Didn't you do that case ?"

"How do you know ?"

"Of course I know ."

In this case, ye did not give a positive answer, but he still did not know how he knew it. However, this problem is not important either. I usually have no words to block myself. It is also difficult to make a phone call. It is also inevitable that others will hear their secrets. Now that the Lord knows it, it is exactly the same, saving him the time to explain, he said, "As for the next thing, let's talk about your previous plan."

"I have a plan, but I don't know if you want to do it ."

"Why do you always do this? ."

"Playing games. Let's play games. Web games. I have already researched this market, and several other former employees have already started to do this. ."

"It's a game again ." My eyebrows frowned. "Why is it a game every time ?"

"Of course it's a game. I don't know why you have such a big prejudice against the game? You know, your mind is the dominant idea, and you don't have to change your mind. You don't know how much it will hinder your development ."

Ye also said a little truth, and the film was also thinking, boss Liu and ye both said that their thoughts were a little outdated, and they were in a fierce struggle, and suddenly thought over the phone.

When I heard it, it was a bandit. He cut his head and said, "What are you doing? Failed to start a business ?"

"How do you know ?" A strange question.

"Of course I know ." The tone is exactly the same as that of ye.

The bandits and ye did not answer the question positively. They wanted to think about it or did not understand it. However, it was indeed a failure, and it was meaningless to investigate the problem. Therefore, Wei nonuo said: "Yes, yes, it failed."

"What about plug-ins? Still working ?"

"If you don't do it, it's not the right thing to do Plug-ins ."

"Why didn't you stop doing that P2P ?"

"We will not do this for the moment. No funds ."

After hearing this, the nature of the bandits in the school was revealed. He laughed and said, "What do I say! What can you write about a program, or is it king for us to make sales. I thought you had the opportunity to get something out and I will run the market for you. It seems that you are not good ."

The film said seriously: "Don't laugh. What's funny? This is a big event. Are you sure you want to smile? If you lose money, you still say it's a brother. At this time, it's time to get down to the ground ?"

The bandits responded for a long time: "No. I just don't like your reader. I often think of the best technology in the world. What is the best technology? In the final analysis, it is not yet necessary to come to the market. This is the so-called 'science and technology into productive production '."

"Yes. You are also right. We failed this time because of lack of experience in this area ."

"Forget it. Don't be sad either. What can I do if I fail? At least no one will scold you and no one will laugh at you. You can see that we are engaged in sales. It is good to have a closed door. Some of them directly post a post on the door of the office, 'Do not sell sales', and some of you chat with him. He is so nervous, I think you're about to lie to him for money. It's an insult ."

The bandits were a little sad, and the film quickly said with concern: "What are you doing? Then I will not do it ?"

"No !" The bandits say, "in this line, every new person will take a class on the first day. Do you know what it is ?"

"Say it !" You can't resist your curiosity.

"Never give up! You can check it online by yourself. Churchill's: last speech."

When I put down the phone call, the film couldn't wait to open Google, input "Churchill's last speech", and watched the Internet for more than ten minutes, and he went viral again, just like the mood of a new case, he immediately picked up the phone and dialed the boss Liu number.

Boss Liu rushed to say, "boss, do you know Churchill's" last speech "?"

Boss Liu Gang
After receiving the call, he asked me not to find the north. In the twinkling of an eye, the film immediately said: "Churchill's most brilliant speech in his life is also his last speech.
At a graduation ceremony at Cambridge University, there were tens of thousands of students in the Hall waiting for Churchill to appear. At this moment, Churchill, accompanied by his entourage, walked into the venue and slowly toward the podium. He took off his
The coat was handed over to the followers, and then took off his hat and watched all the audience silently. After a minute, Churchill said, 'Never give up! 'Churchill put on his coat and took a hat to leave the venue. This makes the whole venue speak silently. One minute later, the applause thundered ."

The more you say, the more exciting you are: "never give up! There are two principles for never giving up. The first principle is: never giving up! The second principle is to look back at the first principle when you want to give up: never give up! Boss, do you know what I want to say ?"

Boss Liu was excited when he heard that: "I know, of course I know. Boss, this is what I want to tell you. In the past, we never gave up. In the future, we will never give up. Now I have a new idea. Maybe we should start in a new way. You forgot? Crazy programmer! Boss, when you come back, I will give you an opportunity ."

 

Put down the phone, and it took me a few minutes to calm myself down. Then I went back and calmly said to my uncle, "I want to write a novel titled crazy programmers."

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