Important Notice: Santa Claus came to China fell, no one dared to help, has frozen to death. Please prepare your own Christmas gifts for the holidays, thank you for your cooperation!
Yesterday I was looking for a dog in Shanghai with a fat compilation all day.
No way, Cousin said Christmas want a diamond ring, today is Christmas Eve, the lovely dog where exactly?! It's killing me.
Near Christmas, Twitter, a netizen named "Jesus Christ" sent a tweet, crazy turn over 80,000 ... READ also love dearly Jesus big, hurriedly take them to heaven. (Little wild Sister learn to spit Groove)
Come on, sing it together!
If everyone is as free as the King of Holland, every day of the world may be the true "Christmas Eve".
King William of the Netherlands-Alexander Zverev and two daughters Amalia and Alexia recently visited a McDonald's restaurant, the king asked for a hamburger meal, a Coke, two princesses to the children's meal, plus a fried chicken nuggets, a three stutter is also happy. At the scene someone recognized the king, then photographed the "king Incognito" McDonald's photos.
McDonald's said: "The King to eat hamburgers, this is the" Burger King "advertising it? Get the hell out of Here!
I reckon the king should have been lit up recently, to diet!
For the foodie, the world's most sad five words, not "we break up", nor "weekend to work overtime", more than "this month deduct wages", but "avoid spicy cold". Just a few times, can Shanran fall tears.
After the winter solstice, be sure to eat hamburgers. When I was a child listening to old people often said winter eat hamburger summer eat ginger, without a doctor prescribe prescriptions, which cheese double-decker beef burger Most authentic, our ancestors think winter is a cold season, so in the home more learning "knowledge" for the next year to lay a good foundation for life. This is our precious tradition, must be well protected not to lose, now many young people do not know the meaning of this layer, very sad.
Online to find a Christmas gingerbread production tutorial, want to do a table niece to taste, but clever I saw more than 10 times still did not learn, do not know why.
All right! Tonight I decided to take my niece to McDonald's to eat "Christmas dinner", Dutch King-level enjoyment, she will love!
Not to mention McDonald's, I think this food shop owner can get the Nobel Peace Prize. The festival was supposed to be harmonious, right?
In the fast-food restaurant called a tomato egg soup, chicken legs, vinegar slip cabbage, chew chicken leg accidentally dropped egg soup bowl, then fished out continue to chew, then the next table a girl to the service desk shouted: "Boss, why my soup there is no chicken legs!" ”
Daily relaxing moment: Christmas Eve, Wet night