Does call that a hat?

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"Does call that a hat?" I said to my wife. "You needn is rude about it," I wife answered as she looked at herself in the mirror. I sat down on one of the those modern chairs with holes in it and waited. We had been in the ' hat Shop ' for a hour and my wife still in font of the mirror. "We mustn ' t by things We don ' t need," I remarked suddenly. I regretted saying it almost once. "You Needn ' t has said that," my wife answered. "I Needn ' t remind you to that terrible tie you bought yesterday." "I find it beautiful," I said. "A man can never has too many ties." "And a woman can ' t have too many hats," she answered. Ten minutes later we walked out of the shop together. My wife was wearing a hat the look like a lighthouse!

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"Do you call that a hat?" "I asked my wife. "You can't be so rude to it," my wife replied, looking at herself in the mirror. I was sitting in a chair full of holes and now patiently waiting. We stayed in the hat shop for more than half an hour, and my wife stayed in front of the mirror. "I don't think we're going to buy anything," I said suddenly. Ma Shan I regret to say it again. "You can't say that," my wife said. "I haven't said the bad tie you bought yesterday." "I think that's pretty," I said. "A man can have a lot of ties." "The same woman can have a lot of hats," she answered. 10 minutes later we left the store. My wife wears a hat that is special like a lighthouse.

Does call that a hat?