Eight life stories

1. The house is far away from the company. For work convenience, her husband and his secretary Mary jointly rented an apartment near the company. one day, my husband invited his wife to their rental room for dinner. at the dinner table, my wife has been paying attention to her husband's interaction with the female secretary, and she has also discovered her vision.

So I took the initiative to explain to my wife: I know what you are thinking, but I can assure you that Mary and I are pure superiors and subordinates, and there is absolutely nothing else.

A week later, Mary told her husband: since your wife had dinner, I have never been able to find my spoon in sterling silver. Do you think she has taken it?

My husband said: I don't know! But don't worry. Let me handle it. Then he sent an email to his wife:

Dear wife ︰

I won't say that you "took" a silver spoon, and I won't say you "didn't take" a silver spoon, but one thing everyone noticed, that is, something has disappeared since you have had dinner here. love you, husband!

One day later, my wife replied ︰

Dear husband, I won't say you are sleeping with Mary. I won't say you are sleeping with Mary, that is, if she is indeed sleeping in her bed, she should have found the silver spoon.

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2. A drop of ink falls into a cup of water. The water changes color immediately and cannot be drunk. A drop of ink is in the sea, and the sea is still blue. Why? Because the two are different in their stomachs, the immature ears are straight up and down, and the mature ears are down.

Why?

Because the weights of the two are different. Tolerance to others is the weight of your stomach; humble yourself is the weight; together, it is the quality of a person.

 

3. Chicken Egg and chicken are also grayed out, but you must only eat egg.

Every good person will give birth and get shit. For example, if he runs a company well, you can buy his family's stock to make money. As for him, you don't have to learn anything. the most important thing for you is to eat more eggs, take care of it, absorb nutrition, and grow yourself. A lot of people put eggs and don't eat them. Do you rely on them to grow?

 

4. Master asked: What should you do if you want to cook a pot of boiling water and find that there is not enough firewood when the fire reaches half of it?

Some disciples say hurry and find, some say borrow, and some say buy.

Master said: why not drop some water in the pot?

There is always no such thing as wishful thinking.

 

5. The old Lama said to the little Lama: when you come to this world, you are crying, but others are very happy. When you leave this world, others are crying, you are excited. therefore, death is not sad, and life is not gratifying.

 

6. The old man said to his children, "Tighten your fist and tell me what it feels like? "

The child clenched his fist: "A little tired! "

Old Man: "Try again! "

Child: "More tired! A little suffocated! "

Old Man: "Let it go! "

The child got angry: "It's much easier! "

Old Man: "When you feel tired, the more you get tired when you get tired, the more you put it away! "

It's easy to let it go!

 

7. If you accidentally lose 100 yuan, it seems that you are leaving it somewhere, will you spend 200 yuan in fare to get the 100 yuan back?

A silly question can happen repeatedly in the life of similar things: it takes countless times for people to get angry with a single thing, only revenge; lost one person's feelings, knowing everything is irrecoverable, but still sad for a long time ......

 

8. The disciple asked the teacher, "Can you talk about the strange things of mankind? "

The teacher replied, "they are eager to grow and then lament their lost childhood. They exchange health for money and soon want to recover from health with money. they are anxious about the future, but ignore the happiness of the present. therefore, they neither live in the present nor in the future. they seem to never die before they die, and they seem to have never lived before they die ...... "

People need to settle down and have enough time to reflect on them to make themselves more perfect!