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Guo: Thank you. Thank you ...... Today, many friends came to the site. Yu: without a seat, Guo: So today he is directed at Yu Qian. He: Well, Guo: we all know that he is not afraid to be a famous crosstalk performer of Beijing deyun club. Yu Qian: Yu, yu Qian. Surnamed Guo: Yu. Yu: For Guo: Haha. Everyone can write the word. Yu: It's Guo: a horse on the left, and a household on the right: ah? Ah, you still have to. Guo: When you get on the stage, everyone is in the palm of his hand: Everyone is here. Guo: I 've been talking about this for so many years. Yu: Well, Guo: and the age is not small: Ah, more than 40 Guo: No: Ah, Guo: they all said you are 73 Yu: Ah, isn't that? Guo: Do you like Yu: ah? Guo: Let's talk about the crosstalk. It's Guo: I hope you will take care of your body for the audience ...... Body? Guo: No. What does it mean: taking care of your health! Guo: Have you read this. When people are actors, they will pay attention to it. Yu: Well, you can speak clearly. Guo: we are not an industry. Yu: Oh, not an industry. Guo: Haha ...... You are ...... Guo: I am engaged in literature, right? How did I cool down with literature? What did this mean? Guo: I learned it just now: Oh, scholar Guo: since ancient times, Shushan has always said well. luqin is a well in Shushan, and there is no such thing as a mess in the ocean. You are too confused about it. Guo: this is the path of Shushan, guo: Well, I have succeeded. What have you done! Guo: I am a student at: Oh, scholar Guo: from an early age Ah: nguo: Three years old that year (eight fingers and index fingers), three years old: this is three years old. What is this? What do you mean by data recognition? Guo :( one-hand thumb extension and one-hand forefoot extension) at the age of three: Hi! Oh, you have to say that this is 7 years old. Guo: That's three years old. Yu: That's three years old. Guo: he reads a book when he is three years old, I have been impressed by the fact that I am reading a book? Guo: You are three years old. If you say that a normal child is three years old, he will not talk. That is, he still does not recognize the word. Guo: the big part book. I followed him to read: Guo: why not 100,000: If you don't want to do anything, just don't look at it. If you don't want to do anything, why? Guo: Why, 100,000: Why is it Guo: 100,000 and 100,000? Why not: Hey, Guo, who didn't read the book, set the two to the upper and lower layers? Guo: I 've got everything I 've learned from the previous book: Oh ~ Above is the question below is the answer Guo: It is good to read more books: That is Guo: later I will look at our classical literature, poetry, song, and so on: this is a serious Guo: three character classics: Guo: baijia surname Yu: This is a beginner Guo: qianchu Yu: a little deeper Guo: shilihe Yu: Ah Guo: erlong road Yu: A little farther away Guo: Dabei kiln Yu: Wait! You have drawn a map, Guo: Wu Jing Yu: Ah yes Guo: Wu Jing, Si Shu Yu: en Guo: San Shu Yu: En? Guo: Aunt, Uncle Yu: Well, you are not in disorder, are you? Guo: old lady, this is too much. What's old lady? Who did it with you? Guo: That's Yi Jing Yu: Well, it's esoteric. Guo: Yi Jing (Jing) yu: NEN Guo: Er: n? Guo: three more, four more, five more, Dawn, eat breakfast at: Hi! Why are you hungry? This is Guo: Zuo Yu: Zuo Zhuan: Guo: Qiu Zuo Yu: To Guo: Turn left, right turn, uphill, downhill, fall in the ditch: ah, drop the ditch head? Guo: You can't take it anymore. Guo: moderate, Ah Guo: Not moderate: ah? Guo: Waste snacks: Two hundred and five Yu: Oh, hi, Guo: a set, all read too much: learn from yourself Guo: you have read it all (reaction to push Qian er brother): there is no book behind you! Guo: What are your attitudes towards scholars? What are you saying? What are the scholars still learning two hundred and five? Guo: The University is moderate! Yu: Well, Guo: University Yu: Ah Guo: Xiao Xue Yu: ah? Guo: Cloudy, rainy, Yu Zi Yu: what ah Guo: all have Yu: This weather forecast does not need to learn Guo: Li Ji (Li Ji) Yu: Guo: Li Ji, waist nest, upper brain, chest, yellow flowers: Cut ~ Guo: I even read the oil of the goat's tail: How tired are you? Guo: I still know this. I am here: Cut ~ What learning do you mean, Guo: What learning do you do! Yu: I want to be a writer. The previous book can be Guo: I want to be a writer! Yu: Oh, writer Guo: in France, there is Mo Li: Yes, Guo: I will be MO Lai from China later? Why? Guo: No. What is it called: Sorry? Guo: Sorry, Guo: those years of college at: en Guo: I am from this day to night every day, I will study hard. Yu: Guo: my college life is indeed true to me. When I think of it, I miss it very much: Oh, I miss Guo: I miss my college life: oh, Guo: (Qian 'er Ge) because they have never been in college, Hahahaha ...... Yu: You just said you did what others did. Guo: I went to college. Yu: I also went to college. Guo: why have I never met you? Yu: What did we do when we went to school? Which school did you talk about? Guo: Do you care? Yu: What does it mean? Guo: I am not here with you. You have talked about this. You said that you graduated from college. Can you tell me which university you can't do? Guo: I won't tell you if I have a sin? Yu: No Guo: Alas ...... (Let's see.) You want to say that I have also been a principal: Oh, hi! You have no sin, but you won't be able to talk normally. Guo: because I stayed at Peking University for a while, but I spoke with my conscience, i'm not really interested in taking this picture. Yu: Where is Peking University photo studio? Who asked you about photography? Guo: It's Peking University. I 've stayed at Peking University for about three years. That's where Beijing Daxing is located: Beijing Daxing is Peking University? Guo ...... Yu: Why? you are from the sports department. Guo:. Why did you do your activity? Later, I officially went to our % ...... University Student Yu: Which university have you taken over? Guo: I am wrong, OK? Yu: Who asked you if you were right? It's very fast to admit the mistake. Guo: You said, Which university did you say? You said nothing. Yu: Which university did you go to? Guo: Everything I said is the same. Guo: Which one should I use? I think: Ah, why do you want to do it now? Guo: Well... I'm from Tsinghua, right? Yu: Who are you talking about? Guo: Tsinghua? Well, I am from Tsinghua University? Guo: Well, why are you so annoying? You can't take a bath before taking a picture of nonsense. Guo: You can't say anything to this unlearned person. You said that Tsinghua is a bathhouse. Yu: isn't nonsense a bathhouse? Guo: What you said is hufang bridge, right? Yu: Yes. Guo: Can our school be there? Yu: are you? Guo: We are at the huguang Hall too: Ah! That's not to mention: Guo: how clean do you know in our school? Guo: Do you hate Tsinghua Guo: I am a scholar Yu: Oh, I am also a scholar Guo: hahahahaha. I am a scholar. Yu: Don't shake yourself. What are you going to do? Guo: you lie down, lie down, and you want to rub it? Why do you think of your old business? Guo: Let's see my major. Do you know: You didn't bring a camera here? Guo ...... Yu: write an email? Guo: These predecessors are: You are useless. Do you have any works? Guo: I have to come here slowly: Ah Guo: There are so many predecessors at the front, Mr. Lao She, Mr. Zhang hate water, Yu: Yes Guo: Mr. Zhao Shuli Yu: That's all Guo: mr. Zhang wenshun Yu: Well? Mr. Zhang wenshun, too? Guo: As soon as I think of these predecessors, I am excited by these great people. Yu: I want to pay tribute to them: Hey, Guo: unfortunately, they died before: So I pay tribute to Guo: I want to pay tribute to our literary predecessors, Yu: sihu? Guo: Ah! Are you following? Yu: Yes. Guo: Si ah. I shouted slogans. Dear Elders, this is ...... Yu: This is what we should do. Guo: Ah! By the way, we bow to our literary predecessors. Yu: Can you go to Guo: Are you ready? Yu: Well, you have prepared Guo: one bow, two bows, three bows, and four bows! Yu: I cannot keep up with you. You have a pretty good waist, right? Where is it so fast? Guo: That's all. Of course, our predecessors have all died. Now we still have a lot of young and middle-aged literary theorists, the prose writers Yu: Yes, Guo: Zhao moumou, Zhang moumou, Li moumou, Sun moumou, isn't it: none of them have names. Guo: all of them are kept confidential: writers are kept confidential. Guo: Ah! I sat down regularly to discuss literary theories. I sat down at: Ji Guo: What is poetry and Song Fu. Yu: Well Guo: We have a term called? Guo: This is called the party. What is the term? Guo: Ah, is it called the party? Yu: It's called the party. Guo: Oh, I'm right: Ah, Meng? You are now going out to Mongo: Ah, party, for example, where are you on Sunday afternoon, party, and all these young writers are here: Xiao Guo: sit down and then we will discuss the theme of today. Yu: Oh, today's Guo: we want to study Tang poetry. Yu: Oh Guo: tomorrow I will study the Song Ci. This is the theme party. Yu: It's really nice to have such a party. Guo: This is often the case: Is it true? Guo: send a big red invitation. On which day and on the afternoon, where can I meet? On: Oh, Guo: What do everyone study? Well, Guo: please pay attention to your dress and pay attention to your dress? Guo: Ah. For example, today, we can only tie a black tie, Yu: Black Tie Guo: This is required, tie a black tie, ah ...... Yu: Oh, Guo: when we get there, we will all wear black ties. Yu: Good Guo: But there is a little regret. Yu: Why? Guo: they will not only tie ties, but they will also wear shirts and pants. My ...... Yu: Are you wearing a tie when you are naked? Well, you don't have to block this tie. Isn't it good for you to block something else? Guo: I just neglected: I don't know if you're so angry, people say you just wear a black tie? Guo, how to take a tie to the streets this is: Ah, if you even go to the party, you don't care about going to the streets Guo: Okay, okay, well: Hey, hey, it's better to deal with Guo: the most important thing is that I have not put my mind on it completely. I am mainly engaged in learning Guo: ~ Every night, bigeng... it's not a good job ~ I write things every day. Do you know how many cigarettes I have to roll at night? Guo: Well, you have the money to buy some cigarettes. Guo: Well, you have the money to buy some cigarettes. Guo: Well, it's hard to write, but it's hard to sleep: sleeping every night, or having to count sheep, can't sleep. Yu: shuyang? Guo. Lie there and be worried: Well Guo: a goat, shout... Yu: Hi! How are you doing? Just go to bed, OK! Guo: Sometimes I fell asleep without waiting for the number. How can this problem be solved? Oh, sorry, you don't need to count the next time! You don't even need to study. Just go to bed. Guo: Ah, you can't go to bed all the time. Yu: Ah, Guo: You have to exercise yourself. Guo: You have to go out and run in the morning: ah, Guo: Running and skipping rope, practicing Taijiquan, Yu: Oh, this is okay. Guo: Sometimes I still practice like home: Do I practice like home? Guo: This is the most difficult thing: that is, it is not easy to sleep in the room. What are you doing? Guo: Look, it's the one in India ...... Yu: It's not like home. Do you know if you are a hotel. That's yoga! Guo: how dangerous it is. If you think about it, I am still wondering if it is home. Oh no, yoga Yu: yoga Guo: just practice. Because I have been physically awake, I can write out my work. Where is it? Oh, did you write it? Guo: Oh, I wrote it. It's a good thing. Yu: Why are you doing this? Guo: hitting the computer. You have a poor half-length experience. You are Guo: Sometimes I hit it with one hand: Ah, yes, guo: What is this called: nonsense ...... Guo: I wrote something on my computer: Is there any work? Guo: It's often said: Yes, Guo: It's okay to write a Tang poem. You can wait for a while. You wrote a Tang poem? Guo: Ah Yu: What else? Guo: Why? Yu: Have you written Tang Poems? Have you finished writing Guo: I, the poems written by people with diabetes Yu: Well, you are not tired. How do you get diabetes? Guo: not tired? Yu: What poem did you write? You... guo: I don't want to read others. How do you know? Yu: Come on. The writer has been talking about it for a long time, and we have also heard of your work. Guo: Hey, if I talk about it, you will all be here: Nonsense. Isn't that worth learning? Guo: I am here for you, Yu: yi Chong I, Chong everybody, Guo: I will dedicate this poem to you, OK? Yu: Oh, for me? Guo: I said that. I plan to use this poem forever: Oh Guo: but now, I want to break my vow: Oh Guo: Originally, if you do not want to pass the story of male or female, you will be handed over to me for now. If you think of me as your child, let alone gossip. If you want to read it, read it. Guo: This is great, my name is "ba pan? Guo: Well, you guess what it means: Can you guess me? You don't know where we know? Guo: Well, you can't bear it: Sorry, Guo: the ninth day of the winter is the spring, and Yu: Oh, this is a hope Guo: the night and the third Sutra hope that the sun is shining at: Oh ~ Guo: Why? Guo: What do you mean when you look forward to? What is this? Guo: the night-time-reading talents look forward to female ghost Yu: Xiao Guo: the old man with a bachelor looks forward to Aunt Yu: Oh, hi! Guo: Acting is expected to win the prize: Well! Guo: crosstalk is expected to die... you know, Guo: I am telling the truth about Tang poetry... yu: Don't talk about it. What do you mean? Guo: That's it .. music can be sung here: Where are the songs? I caught you. Guo: How good is this? What is it? Guo: There are three hundred Tang poems, and there are also three hundred? You don't need to write three hundred million records. Guo: Why? You are too reckless. Guo: Who are you talking about? Yu: you, you are a reckless man. Guo: I am a reckless man? Yu: I can't beat Guo: He hits people like me: Oh? Guo: It was a generation of Ancients who said: I don't know Guo: I want to tell you that you were thinking that there was a reckless man in the Three Kingdoms. Since the completion of Taoyuan, ye, surnamed Liu Bei Zi Xuan de, lives in the Tree Building sang; second brother, surnamed Guan mingyu word yun long, lives in jieliang County, puzhou, Shanxi; Third Brother, surnamed Zhang mingfei word Yi de, he lives in Fan Yang-gun, danzhou. His younger brother, surnamed Zhao mingyun Zilong, lives in Changshan County, zhending city, and is named General Changsheng. All because, before changyunpo, a battle of war, Zhao Yun, a single shot, broke into the CAO camp, cut down the two poles, took three, and fell into the trap, can kill. Cao Mengde saw a white teenager on top of the hill, White Helmets white armor white flag, under the White Dragon Horse, bright silver gun in the palm of his hand, is actually a brave man. Now there is love, there is Xu Shu secretly protecting Zhao Yun, that Xu Shu since entered Cao Ying, a word has not been issued. Today, General Zhao's horse falls into a trap and is desperate. His mouth is respectful: "Is there a sense of love ?" Cao said: "exactly ". "Why not accept this !" Cao rushed to send a message: "Let the mountains shake, the three armies hear clearly, I want to live Zhao Yun, do not die Zilong. If a soldier is killed by General Zhao! 0.83 million troops, soldiers, and one of them will be killed ." The audience heard the news, did not dare to come forward, only to retreat. Then Zhao Yun, the young master with a battle; the extraordinary courage of General Changsheng In the second battle, killed seven in seven out, then broke out. As soon as Cao sees it, how brave will it be? Catch up with each other in the future! Zhang Fei arrived just before Dangyang bridge and shouted, "four younger siblings don't have to be alarmed. A family is here, but it's okay !" Let Zhao Yun's team. Cao arrived, not seeing Zhao Yun, and saw a big man with a black face standing on the bridge head. Asked Xia houdun, "Who is this big man "? Xia houdun said: "This is Zhang Fei, a 'reckless people '." Cao heard it! When Guan Gong cut down Yan Liang's ugly words on the white horse slope, he once said to a family: He has a three-younger brother, surnamed Zhang mingfei, ziyide, and Wanma army, taking the first class of the generals, such as exploring the bag and taking things, the contrast is common. Seeing you today is really brave. Come on, remove a qingluo umbrella cover from a family, and let's take a look at manipulation and martial arts. Qingluo umbrella cover removed, but see Zhang Fei: leopard's head and ring eyes, face such as moist iron, black in the translucent, bright in the dark black, chin down Zari zash a black steel, like a steel needle, just like a wire. Wearing an iron helmet and two dragons and doubao, Zhu Yu floated and embedded eight treasures: cloud, Luo, umbrella, cover, flowers, cans, fish, and length. Wearing a lock, a big-leaf chain armor, lined with soap ro, foot boots, crossing the horse, smoke, cloud beast, eight snakes and spears in the palm, standing on the head of the bridge, teeth and teeth, beat the chest resentment, scold: "Cao listens to the truth, sorry! Ye Zhang is here to attack or fight, or enter or withdraw, or fight. If you do not fight, do not fight, and do not fight, you are the son of a husband !" A shout, Cao Bing scared back; two shouting, the water flow; three shouting, the Dangyang bridge to drink. Future generations may like to say, "Zhao Yun is saved before changyunpo, and millions of troops from Cao are scared. His name is Zhang mingfei's character, yide, and He is arrogant "! Yu: Good!