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My girlfriend gave me the most memorable surprise

Today is my birthday. My girlfriend called me early and said she would like to congratulate me at home in the evening! I heard the good news! I worked very well today. I ran over a dozen customers! Return to the company. At three o'clock P.M., I went to the dining room to check that there was only one miserable dish and one soup. I had three beans (fried soy beans, green beans, and peas) and radish soup. No way, I ran the customer for a morning, and I had to cook three beans and

A large pot of radish soup, eat it! I did not expect to leave work. My stomach is like an off-road jeep engine! -- Started a vigorous piston movement! In a flash, I rushed out of my body! I rushed to nobody's place, and began to sing in a soft manner, but it immediately turned into a bang-like bang! The stomach is rising! At this moment, my girlfriend called and told me that she had arrived home and told me to go home quickly. Alas! No way to go home. I hope she won't see me !......

 

On the way home, I tried to put a lot of fart. It's almost time for me to get home, and I feel a lot better off. I don't think there will be any more problems. She looked a little excited as she was waiting for my girlfriend at the door. She shouted, "dear, tonight, I have prepared a wonderful gift that will surprise you ."

 

Before entering the door, my girlfriend used a piece of cloth to hide my eyes tightly, saying that it was going to surprise me! I sat down in a chair at the front of the table and vowed not to peek at it. Suddenly, I felt like I was farting again. Just now, my girlfriend's cell phone rang. This saved my life! I made an excuse to say that she had to pick up the phone in another room! She did not let me uncover the cloth with blindfolded eyes, but also let me swear! Then I ran to another room to answer the phone. As soon as she leaves, I will seize the opportunity to move the whole body to one leg and put the fart out. This fart not only sounds very loud, but also smells like the smell of rotten eggs. I almost couldn't breathe, so I felt the Chair cushion and fanned around, trying to fan out this unpleasant smell. Just when I felt better, another fart came again. I raised my leg and started to release it! It sounds like a fast rotation of a diesel engine, and this time it smells worse. In order not to suffocate myself, I threw a fan with my arm and hoped that the smell would scatter as soon as possible. Again, when everything is about to recover to normal, another fart can't wait to rush. So I stood up, bent down, and pulled my ass up and down! Put it out. This fart is truly a class, and even the newspapers behind it have been blown down to the ground .........

 

I listened to the voice of my girlfriend talking in another room, because I had to keep my promise of not peeking, and I did not dare to open my eye mask. I had to keep my fart in the dark, in order to quickly discharge all the gas in the stomach without making the house more smelly! I unwrapped my waistband, moved my underpants and trousers to the lower part of my waist, revealed my buttocks, and opened the door on the balcony, almost stretching my buttocks to the balcony, start to fart like crazy ......, Ah! So much better! Afterwards, I danced with a chair cushion and fan it all over the house, praying that this foul smell could be quickly dispersed ......, In this way, in the next 10 minutes, I kept pushing my fart and fan the Chair cushion. Finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone, the air in the room and my stomach are much better! I quickly tied my pants, sorted my hair, and began to elegantly smile and wait for my dear girl to surprise me.

 

As she approached, my face smiled with satisfaction and looked warm. My girlfriend apologized to me for making such a long phone call and asked me if I had opened the photo secretly. After I promised her not to peek at her, my girlfriend removed the cloth covering my eyes and said to me, "an accident! My girlfriend asked me to show them about you today. They said that you are very handsome and handsome in the photo! Success! You see, the five sisters sitting in front of the table are all good sisters in my unit, and the six who are standing on the balcony are my best friends at school !" At this moment, I was shocked and scared to find that there were a lot of girls sitting around the dining table opposite to me, and there was another pile standing on the balcony behind me, they all come to this very unexpected birthday banquet. Now, each of them is looking at me with an unspeakable face ......