Even pig can understand about the subprime mortgage crisis

A man sold pigs in a rush, and 20 pigs were not sold in the dark, so he went to a farmer's house to stay.
The young woman said: it is inconvenient to have only one person at home.
Male: Please give me a pig.
Female: Okay, but there is only one bed at home.
Male: I am also sleeping in bed, and I have another pig.
Female: Agree.
Discuss with a girl in the middle of the night. I will go to bed with you.
Male: give two pig.
Female Yun: the request cannot be moved.
Shao Yao, the man couldn't help it. He begged for a moment, and the female refused.
Male: Give it to both ends. Female consent.
The male stopped eight times, and the female asked why not move?
The male said that the pig is gone.
The female whispered, "why don't I give it to you ......
After dawn, the man whistle to catch 30 pigs (including 10 of the young women's family ......

Harvard instructor's comment: To discover potential user needs, we must provide guidance in the early stage to cultivate user needs.
The inbound traffic conforms to the development rules.

When the other man learned about the incident, he decided to make the same effort. Then he rushed to sell pigs. In the dark and rain, 20 pigs were not sold.
Home sleep
The young woman said: it is inconvenient to have only one person at home.
Male: Please give me a pig.
Female: Okay, but there is only one bed at home.
Male: I am also sleeping in bed, and I have another pig.
Female: Agree.
In the middle of the night, I went to bed with you.
Male: give two pig.
Female Yun: the request cannot be moved.
Shao Yao, the man couldn't help it. He begged for a moment, and the female refused.
Male: Give it to both ends. Female consent.
When the male moved for seven times, the female asked why he did not move?
Male said: It's over ~~~ Female :......
After dawn, the male headed down to catch two pig to catch up ......

Harvard mentor comment: careful investment should be made based on the company's own scale to guard against capital chain breaks

Another man was determined to learn the matter and learn from it. Then he used a pig to change to another Viagra.
After the light was on, the man blew a whistle to catch 38 pigs (including 18 of the young women's family ......

Harvard mentor comment: If enterprises get help from financial capital, their operating capabilities will multiply.

I know that this method is widely used, and Viagra is in short supply. I need two pigs and three pig for a Viagra.

Harvard mentor comment: this is inflation.

When the price of a pig rises to 16, the Harvard tutor commented: The man has entered the marginal cost, except
In addition to self-confidence and good future aspirations, the actual pig stream is already zero.

However, the number of male pigs is growing, and the decision to sell viagra is to expand production capacity and launch a secondary Viagra.
As long as you promise to stay in the female room for one night, you can borrow the money first.
It promoted Viagra sales.

Harvard mentor commented: This is loans that allow enterprises to choose to borrow liquidity based on future earnings.

Viagra is later in the store, even if you do not have a pig, as long as you promise to be able to stay in the female room for one night, you can first
Borrow, and pay for the pig.

Harvard mentor comment: this is financial innovation, so that people now spend money in the future.
It does not work.

As soon as the news came out, there were more and more pigs and male, and someone was looking for the Viagra store. This project was so good that we turned it into an excellent one.
Quality fund, external sales of bonds, you can share my benefits, how?

As a result, Viagra felt that the store was very good, so the company divided the pigs and male into three categories, one for the current pig and the other for the current pig.
Some of the current pig loans are not borrowed from pig, and three types of debt are issued. Everyone is active. Purchase in succession
Buy the coupons of Viagra stores. Viagra stores have a very good business and outsource the debt volume sales to another company.
The company is also making a fortune. The bigger the company grows, it can even be released from the actual sales situation of Viagra.
And bring huge cash gains to yourself and Viagra stores.

Harvard mentor comment: this is what professionals do. From physical operation to capital operation, the economy has entered a more
High level.

In order to prevent future losses to your debt volumes, the company decided to buy insurance for it, so that the debt volume sales would be more tolerant.
Easy, because once there is a problem with the debt, you can still get the insurance company's compensation. Wow, the sales are so good.
And insurance companies also get huge insurance revenues for no reason.

Harvard mentor's comment: this is risk hedging and strategic alliances, which improve enterprises' anti-risk capabilities and protect consumers.
Interests of the payer.

There are too many male for pig, long queues waiting, and the girl cannot afford it. She said she did not do it. I moved, and there were countless
I am a pig male with Viagra.

Comment from Harvard tutor: This is an individual phenomenon. The normal fluctuations in the market do not affect the entire economy.

As a result, the girl was reluctant to move back. Some of the male who owe a debt have no income, so they have to pay for it. As a result, a large amount of debt cannot expire.
For the current pig to eat, the debt company looked at it, a weige 16 pig, where it had to start, and announced the collapse

Harvard tutor comment: this is a subprime mortgage crisis and will not affect the entire financial industry.

Where do you know that the debt-related companies have also put the debt on insurance? The insurance companies can afford to pay for it, so they also announced
Collapse.

Harvard mentor commented: this is a financial crisis and will not affect the entire real economy.

This is the most easy-to-understand version of the subprime mortgage crisis. Do you understand it?