Even the rogue husband ZT (super funny-turn)

1. LG is called GG. My LG is my DD and my younger brother, one year younger than me. Like a year ago, I once lamented: "I told you that I am a flower inserted in cow dung ." "Even if you are a flower, it is also an old flower that is about to die. Even if I am a cow dung, it is also a small newly baked cow dung !"
Later, we often joke about each other's age. At that time, a friend liked to ask his girlfriend to be a baby. It sounds very affectionate. At my strong demand, my BF also started to call me a baby, but I changed the old character, saying "old baby", and then simplified it into "old treasure ", it sounds like "old man ". After I repeatedly opposed the invalidity, I threatened to buy him and pick him up. He readily agreed and said that he liked it. I vomited blood and died.

2. People were not very interested in getting in touch with each other. Even LG uses a more traditional method-telling ghost stories. Sitting in the famous haunted resort of our school, he spoke one by one, and I almost fell asleep (no way, I practiced it in the ghost talk of Lian Peng ). Finally, he talked about a terrible part, screaming, seeing that I didn't respond, and then screaming ----------- in my arms. Afterwards, he complained: "I hinted at it so clearly. Why didn't you even join me in my arms? ."

3. Before we moved to school, everyone was still a pure child. I don't know how, but it turned into the most pornographic one in the circle of friends. Once a bunch of people went to sing K to play the game of truth and adventure. We lost this right. At first, we wanted to say something to LG. I have been talking about it for more than 10 minutes. Countless people leave the room to vomit and the toilets are full. So we decided to take a big adventure-face-to-face hug in the surging corridor for 30 seconds. The first ten seconds were normal. Later, LG suddenly rushed up and grabbed my mouth like a hungry wolf. It lasted for 2 or 3 minutes. The onlookers shouted from Cheers to lamps until they left the house. There is also a poor bachelor grappling: "Don't you know whether to punish you or me ?"

4. On my birthday, this guy went shopping with me. In less than two hours, he claimed that his legs were soft and the middle piece was hard. He wanted to go home and sleep. I was so angry that I went to the bar for a drink. He accompanied me, but unfortunately I couldn't drink it, and soon it would not work. So we went to sing K to crack the wine and called a group of friends. When I went upstairs, I helped him. There were two uncles in front, and they also helped each other. Suddenly, he fell down with one of his uncles at the same time, and even tired of me and the other one who helped me. Two drunkers (he and his uncle, who do not know each other) laughed and struggled to climb up and put together. "Young guy is very handsome. Let's go and drink together." "Big Brother, you are cool, ah, hahahahaha" said they are about to leave together. Oh, my God, this kid is too easy to hack. I hurried forward to fight for food, and finally helped him back. He still turned a face of resentment, apparently because I broke up his benefits.
At the kidc, the little drunkard began to play crazy songs and became the master of MI. This is nothing, but he is still singing and dancing. Even friends, regardless of men and women, are mostly color wolves. He was encouraged and went wild. I put on his shirt, and he took off his pants and pulled them to unfit his shirt. I really want to stun him with a bottle.
It has been almost half a year since this incident. My friends in this class also call me from time to ask me to drink. It's a real benchmark.

5 when I first met this little hooligans, I often pretend that I love clean people. Later, I realized that he loves "clean people" instead of "clean". He has strict hygiene requirements and is loose to himself.
I don't like to take a bath because "We don't need to take a bath for clean people like us. What do you need for dirty people ." If I show my contempt for him, he will be wronged. "The red face is not old. You hate me !"
One day, the hooligans were so dirty that they thought they were stinking. They asked me, "Is there a smell of XX on my body? (XX is his friend, very dirty, very dirty, even LG dislikes him) "I seriously said:" Yes!" "Wow, I don't want to survive. You don't love me anymore. You say I have a taste with him ." He is depressed. "No, no, it does not smell bad. I am used to it ." I smiled and took it seriously. "Oh, you used to like XX. Otherwise, how would you like it ?" He is angry. "No, isn't it? Your taste is different from that of him ." I finally understand what the problem is. He was very satisfied with the answer. He turned around and went to sleep without taking a bath.

6. In general, the enthusiasm of a comrade who does not like to take a bath to wash his clothes is not too high. At this point, even the hooligans who have always been high are willing to be cool. One day, I kindly asked him: "Baby, why don't you like to take a bath ?" "Well, well, because I don't have any clean underpants to wear, I can wash them in white ." Grievance response. "How are you doing ?" "No, I will never do anything to bully women !" It turned out to be a Women's Liberation Army. "Is it good for us to buy a new one ?" "It's a waste ." Oh, it's still very diligent.
Haha, okay. I am not here to slander LG. This is the end of the bath issue. Let's talk about it later.

7. Even if LG is eloquent, he will be bullied when quarreling. One day, I woke up and forgot why I had a quarrel. The two men had a fight (Oh, I like sleeping and healthy ). He is very excited. His DD is also excited. I did not even speak back, but looked at his DD with disdain. When he found out, he began to get up and look for his underpants, so I had the upper hand. Later, he explained that there would be no dignity without underpants, and there would be no power to speak without dignity. From then on, I had to slice his pants as soon as I had a quarrel. Why?
The title of this article is "men's underpants and dignity". Today, LG's dignity is gray.

8. I have come again.
The story happened just now. I turned on my computer and tried to fight the world again. My husband was going to take a bath-really, really, tonight. Before entering the bath, he told me a piece of news: "The wife of the Defender team has taken nude photos to encourage them to win the game ." "Are you going to let me take a nude photo to encourage you? (My husband recently loves CS) "" No. Dear, I am going to take a nude photo to encourage you ."

9 our family of hooligans used to be slim, and the back is a bit like Wu yanzu after bleaching. I was lucky recently, a little bit like Ke Piang after bleaching. I often laugh at him. The little hooligans hate me and have been brewing to retaliate against me. One day, he stroked my stomach affectionately and said, "Baby, your chest is a little drooping ."

10 just now he called his father and once again told me not to bully the poor little hooligans. This is the consequence of the old ox eating tender grass: even your father did not trust you. In the end, he repeatedly stressed that I should not let down the treasure of my passion. I'm angry, I hate, I'm impatient-I'm a girl, and I have a small heart that is easy to hurt. So I replied, "Don't worry, dad. When I have enough money, I will invite his mother to his house. I will hire three books and six, and I will marry him, never treat him badly." The little hooligans were excited, and made a vow that I would never marry again.

11 our family of hooligans is a passionate person. It is said that many girls have been secretly in love in the middle school era, and all their names have been written on small notes (they are also classified based on their appearance, such as gentle, lively .......). However, the poor feeling seeds are not so lucky. He put the paper in his wallet. One day, he was accidentally found at the same table. He copied the content on the blackboard ....... The hooligans are still worried when talking about it to me. At that time, we were still in the process of seduce each other. So I asked him, "How many girls have you liked ?" Generally, boys are either shy or confused to show their pure affection. There are also shameless style of the stream, said "countless" or something. But our hooligans did not hesitate to answer: "Fifteen !" "**, How do you remember that clearly ?" "Statistics ." It's really a well-organized child. "How many have you been chasing ?" "One ." "So few? Why ?" I'm surprised. "I have developed a five-to-ten-year marriage plan for all of them. Before I finish the plan, they will all transfer to and graduate from school, married ......" The hooligans who are good at planning their lives are aggrieved.
In this case, we should take a shot when it comes to education. We should not take a nap for three years. If we take a stool for five years, we will throw people to death.

12 women like to ask: "When do you think I am the most beautiful and most exciting ?" I am no exception. Our family of hooligans has been tested by the revolution for a long time and are well versed in the road. They generally do not hesitate to say, "every day, every moment ." However, the general answer will become unsincere after a long time. So I repeatedly asked: "What is the most memorable? When is the first heart ?" "Well ..." The rogue bowed his head and pondered. "It's a dark night, and you and I walked across the dark fingers. I suddenly smiled at you, revealing my brilliant big teeth ...." I also fell into infinite memories.
"In fact, it was the first time you had dinner with me ..." The rogue finally gave a shy answer. "Oh, that day I wore a low-case outfit !" I cheered, and it turned out to be cool, man. "Come on, your collar is almost open to the navel. I didn't see your chest. Your chest is really low enough ." He is helpless. I am angry: "Say! Why ?" "When you eat that day, you have an invincible big spoon in your left hand, and the chopsticks in your right hand can be reduced freely. You can watch the six corners of your eyes, listen to your ears, eat in a bowl, stare at the pot, and even get rid of the soup, one person swallowed three bowls of big white rice, heroic and heroic, but in fact she was the hero of the Female. Sorry, she was not the hero of the female. At that time, your melancholy eyes (for fear that food is not enough), and you have to worry about it (Sorry, please try to wipe your mouth at any time for later meals ), there is also the cup of dry Erguotou (ah can still drink AH), are deeply attracted to me!" He recalled with deep affection. "Depends, it seems that I can eat and drink? Why are you not raising pigs with this hobby ?" I am furious. "I am not raising it now ." He sneaked. Oh, my God, I am compassionate, and I am fooled again.

13 In other words, I have four brothers, who have been in friendship for more than a decade. They are not brothers ...... Sorry, too much nonsense. Let's go straight to the topic.
The old five were the youngest, but they were the first to take a tour. As early as their junior year, they brought their girlfriends back to their homes. We are all crude people, but it is difficult to become younger siblings but a very delicate woman. This event is really a tragedy of mutual destruction. However, when I first met, I had to say a lot of good words. Everyone was so tired that I had to take my younger siblings away. The second child left blank and asked, "Is it really good for me ?" The boss is a generous man, with a blushing face and no sound. I repeatedly thought about it and said, "in terms of appearance, it looks good; in terms of human products, it looks good ."
Later, everyone criticized me and said that my mouth was bad and I couldn't get married.

14 when two people compare each day, it is inevitable that there will be a very boring time, so people should learn to give each other a fresh feeling, role playing is a good game, you may wish to try. What? Your family has no skin whip? Do you LG like candles? Sorry, the billing channel is next door. You are in the wrong room. I am not talking about role playing like uniform temptation. To put it simply, I assume the African lion 1 today. Our family of hooligans has to play the African lion 2. The two of them squatted at the two corners of the house and "the Lions" looked at each other, suddenly fight for a group, fight, or catch each other. Of course, we do not always act as animals and sometimes act as humans. I like playing dynamic Superman (at this time, even LG's task is to play a new role), and LG's favorite role is Archimedes.
It was said that on this day our family of hooligans performed the Archimedes hot dance show in the room around the bath towel. I really couldn't see it, so I had to play Gauss (the world's three major mathematicians, Archimedes, Newton, Gauss ), ask brother Archimedes to discuss the mathematical question-whether the income and expenditure of the month are balanced together. Since we all wear less, even the rogue dd gradually raised its arrogant head and held up a small tent in the bath towel. As I saw it, I quietly asked, "elder brother Archimedes, dianjie (" why ", Cantonese), why did you bring your leverage when you went out this time? Is it still thinking about setting up the Earth ?" The little hooligans bowed their heads and finally understood the problem. In an embarrassing situation, they were overwhelmed and no longer asked to act on Archimedes.

15 I have two sisters, who are also fierce. Our revolutionary friendship has a long history. When we were a teenager, we blocked boys at the school gate and read and reviewed them at the Office of Academic Affairs on a penalty stop. We were a famous rogue group in our school at that time.
Because we are often invited together, our parents are also very familiar. What's more amazing is that they didn't beat us like what the teacher expected. Sorry, wrong. We are not lovers. We can't say sorry. Well, it's a group of hot dogs. So after going home from college every year, we have to take turns to stay at the home of the other party for a period of time, remembering the wonderful past.
When I went home in my junior year, the three of us wanted to learn to smoke and hide in my home, so they felt cool. It was so cool that I suddenly heard the sound of opening the door with the key. in fear, I and Xiao l quickly put the smoke in their hands into Xiao X's hand. She was shocked when she saw little X in the door. Xiao X's mouth was filled with a piece, and his hands were pinched with one piece. The vague explanation was: "Auntie, I'm a big smoker ."

16 speaking of Xiao L is a real man. since junior high school, he has been guiding all aspects of my life except learning, and has occupied all aspects of my life except sex for the first time, I am an idol and a mentor. I once asked her infinitely: "When do you think you are not smart enough ?" She sighed for a moment and said, "during the exam ."
When I went home last year and joined her for a night, I learned that I was about to get married because of my outstanding performance. She was so sad for me that she hated me and did not know how to grasp such a former golden bachelor. I asked her, "XX (our middle school students, poor appearance, fat, very fat) is not better. Why don't you go down ?" She was depressed and said, "Elephants are also worth the money, but not that ."
We are all well-colored, so we never have the chance to make a big payment.

17 or small L, huh, huh. One day, the leader took her to socialize and sang k together after eating and drinking. A customer gets together: "Beautiful girl, sing a song to listen ." John smiled and said, "Sorry, I don't want to sell myself ." The customer immediately fainted.

18. Our family of hooligans is a very strong winner who loves to compare with others. When I went on a tour with another friend of ours and climbed the mountain, he quickly pulled me in front of me in a sense of competition. I was so tired that I was half dead. When I arrived at the hotel in the evening, I fell asleep, and I soon lost my mind.
Having slept for a while, the hooligans suddenly came together to make a fire, and I was surprised: "Are you not tired ?" "Tired, but you hear that xx next door (that pair) is calling yeah. They can't make them look at us !" Hooligans are easy to sacrifice. I fainted, ignored him, and went to bed. After a while, I found that the yarn next door came to my side, and I was shocked. With my eyes wide open, I found a hooligan lying beside me. My eyes looked at the ceiling, and my face was serious, but my lips closed and closed, the sound can be dubbing a piece. When I woke up, he said, "If you are sleeping with you, I can leave them alone ."

19 some days ago, a middle-aged man who was said to have an ideal and pursued but not understood by his wife fell in love with me and had to give me a chain of gifts. 555555555555. I hate him. I don't mean a dog or a chain. So I refused, but said to his old man with enthusiasm: "I am wholesale, not retail, a fixed price of 50 million, and I will make a repair package within ten years. If you look at me right, you will first pay a deposit of 5 million, if the trial period is one day, the product will be returned if it is not suitable. How about returning half of the deposit?" He fled and was disappointed.
When I got home, the hooligans criticized me and said that I couldn't keep up with the situation: "I am happy to buy one get one free now. You are so expensive that you don't even have a gift. Of course, people will quit, did you ask him if he bought me and sent me? Also, who is willing to buy luxury goods like you? Tell him that we can issue invoices for him and reimburse him later, so people will be happy ." Alas, I am still enlightened by my husband.

In the summer of 20, there were more mosquitoes, and they were always bitten by mosquitoes. They were angry and asked HOOLIGANS: "Why didn't they bite you? Are there any collusion between you ?" Xiao rogue scientifically analyzed the reason: "My baby is an adult. Because I don't take a bath all the year round, mosquitoes with taste and pursuit won't choose products that are not close to my health quarantine; and that part of the less hygienic mosquitoes were trapped by my hair when they approached me-see, this is only the last year, and I have not found a way out yet." I satirized his incomplete evolution. He was complacent: "What do you know, have a long hair, strong sexual desire ?"Famous sayingHave you heard of it ?" I nodded and agreed: "You know, the most miserable thing in the world is strong desire and weak ability ." The rogue is angry.

21 days ago, Mu zimei wrote in the lower half of the body, and the money was a huge amount of money. I was very jealous of the little hooligans and wanted to go into battle, setting off a wave of Wenhai.
HOOLIGANS: "You can write, but no one cares about the lower half of a man? Maybe it's too dangerous to get caught. Let's go ."
baby: "I also want to know, but I will only use the lower body and will not write ."
This is why we are depressed.
22 recently, I liked playing the same series of products as hooligans, for example, pig a and B, kangaroo A and Kangaroo B, tree A and Tree B ...... One day, I played the bubble dragon, and my score climbed to the top of the list (a total of two contestants, I and Xiao rogue ). This is my first time on the stage of honor, and I feel a little excited. Here, I would like to thank my parents, teachers, and my recording company ...... Sorry, I got the wrong statement. Well, in short, after the victory, I showed off little hooligans. He was angry and said, "silly, easy to understand !" I was in a good mood and didn't care about it with him. I replied, "I'm stupid. I beat you, too. Haha, I'm stupid.! "Out of the inertia of me trained for a long period of time, the hooligans quickly replied," I am a dumb !" I was completely shocked and muttered to myself, "You are really good !"

23 among all theories, what I hate most is the Barrel Theory: it determines the shortest piece of wood in a bucket. If this is true, God, I suspect that you are not going to use water when creating this bucket. (What? I was made for food? Oh. En ?) My shortest piece of wood is singing. My defects in this area have all affected the quality of my life, especially in the field of bubble GG, which requires full talents and talents. No matter how loving GG is, after listening to my singing, it will be somewhat of an impulse to retaliate against the society. So before getting to know LG, I always thought that a master like Beethoven could be my intimate man (because he is a deaf man ).
When I sing K with a rogue for the first time, I feel a little test of his meaning-love, love me all, and frankly speaking, I am more eager to get a Zhiyin than my uncle, I want to know, no matter whether the mountains or the water flow, there will be people who love it, but the moon shines in the ditch, this kind of thing does not happen often.
After listening to the Song, Song N, until a night, the little hooligans are very calm, I am secretly proud, but still quietly asked: "How ?" "I have seen a lot of people singing and running, but it is rare to have such confidence. I think even if Faye Wong is listening to you singing her songs, I have to wonder if I used to sing wrong songs ." Finally, Xiao rogue made a conclusion: "You are a creative singer. Every time you sing a song, you create a new song !"
Therefore, the test passed. Later, my friends called him Beethoven, or Zhao Gao.

24 recently, hooligans have a very serious narcissism tendency. When we watched the movie album and watched the movie, he said he was like Nicolas Cage. When he watched the movie, he said he was like Wu yanzu. When he watched the movie, he felt that he was not sure whether he was like Andy Lau or Tony Leung. After watching the afternoon, I finally couldn't bear it, and shouted, "I want to see Shrek, who are you like !"

25 hooligans are very narcissistic, but yesterday he finally met his opponent. Yesterday, a bunch of people went to sing K and forgot to talk about it. The hooligans couldn't help but say, "In fact, I think I look like Brad Peter ." An ignorant girl asked: "Who is Brad Peter ?" Then a fierce man smiled and replied, "I! That's me !"

26. I am also a traditional woman. I usually don't have to go through the door without entering or leaving the door (I have to go over the wall), so I can make a little bird to show my body. At last one day, the hooligans couldn't bear it, and said, "Miss, you are a huge man. You can't say anything as a bird. When the whole person rushed over, it could be like a huge man heading down the hill, the student cannot resist it. The next time you bury your head, there will be a bit of ostrich like that, so you will also be touched by the birds ."

27. I am not discouraged when I fail to take the shy route. As the saying goes, "there are hundreds of charming people in the world", there is always one that suits me. Another day, when I went shopping and captured a short skirt, I went home and showed off to the hooligans: "Do you think I'm not like a sexy kitten ?" Hooligans say: "It's more suitable for you ."

28. The little hooligans look down on the scum, and I am worried that his health will affect the quality of the next generation. I sent this idea to the hooligans and hoped that he would strengthen his physical exercise. Unfortunately, he was too anxious to seek success, when I went to my house, I only wore a long-sleeved coat to show my strong physique. The temperature in the winter of that year also worked very well with him, which was more than ten degrees below zero. After he left, my aunt no longer suspected that he was physically faulty and began to suspect that he was mentally faulty.

29 hooligans started up earlier than me in the morning, so in my early morning nightmare, there was always a suspicious hand of the salted pig (the devil's claw of the color Wolf ). One day, I finally couldn't bear it, and shouted, "you will be !"
That night ...... The hooligans returned home early and took a rare bath. They lie down in bed early and said, "Today is so tired that they will soon fall asleep ." After a while, the rogue began to dream: "I fell asleep, I fell asleep, I fell asleep ...." After a while, the rogue yelled at me and said, "I'm asleep !" I replied, "Why can't you go after you fall asleep ?" "I'm sleepwalking !" "Then you swim back and go to bed. What are you doing here? Will you wait for a celebration ?" "People are waiting for retribution !"

30> the serialization of "deep" has been in progress for some time, and hooligans have always acted as enthusiastic fans. This is indeed a strange thing for him who has never read books or read reports. When I was touched, I could not help but guess about his sinister intentions. However, I never saw any clue, but often encountered the eyes he expected when he was coding, and often heard his melancholy sigh when he ended.
> One day, he went online to review gossip news and suddenly gave me a charming smile. That night, I got King-like treatment.
> ......
> The next day, he gently pressed his shoulder and asked softly, "Baby, are all major figures in" deep dive "playing ?" "Well ." "What about the hero ?" "Lin guangrong" "What about male 2 ?" "Summer ." "What about other characters? For example, some of them have special significance for Niu Xiaohua ?" "It's all written ."
> The hooligans finally couldn't help feeling angry: "What about me? When an actress stays in bed with the Director for one night, there is a leading role. I have been waiting for many years. How can I not even get involved in a long-running environment ?"
> It is dedicated to art!

31 today, I was bored with the little hooligans and began watching "variety shows love the Constitution". The brutal girlfriend made the little hooligans who were physically and mentally weak feel chilling and natural, the love for me adds another point. Of course, those who love to think about and care about practical things will never simply put their understanding on such a superficial level, but after an angry criticism of the incorrect trend of the Women's solution movement, he solemnly made the following proposal to me: "In view of the rampant female rogue activities, in order to ensure the safety of the majority of pure and few men, he dismissed the child's requests for learning and fencing from the past few days, it was changed to go for further study by a rogue. At the same time, in order to prevent foreign female hooligans from committing crimes, the scoligans will cancel their separate study plan from now on and will be accompanied by the baby ." I readily answered and added two comments: "A rogue should practice running early every day so that the rogue can quickly escape when committing a crime; second, the hooligans should try to reduce contact with other female hooligans with the 'confidante 'mask to avoid the possibility of an acquaintance committing a crime." Hooligans flatly refused. Based on the situation of bilateral talks today, it is not difficult to come to the conclusion that the risks faced by scoligans still exist and are likely to come from their own neglect.

 

 

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