Five jokes about the Japanese

 

1.Four surgeons sat around and talked about what type of surgery they liked. The first doctor said, "I like to perform operations on the librarians most. When you open their bodies, everything in them is arranged alphabetically. "The second doctor said," I like accounting most. When you open their bodies, everything is arranged in numerical order. "The third doctor said," I like to do an electrician most. When you look for their bodies, everything is coded in color. "The fourth doctor said," I like Japanese people most. "The other three doctors looked at each other and expressed their doubts. One of them asked me what. The fourth doctor said they had no heart, no spine, and their buttocks and heads could be exchanged.

2.A man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I am looking for Mr. Taro. "The operator said," Sorry, he died last week. "On the second day, this person called again and wanted to talk to Taro. The operator was bored and said, "I have been telling you that he died last week. Why do you need to make a call? "The man said," Because I just like to listen to it. "

3A Japanese eats at a Chinese restaurant. When the waiter served a dish of Dragon shrimp, the Japanese asked: how do you deal with the leftover shrimp shells? "Of course, it's a drop," said the waiter. "No! No! No! "The Japanese shook their heads and said," in Japan, the leftover shrimps are sent to the factory, made into shrimps, and then sold to China. "After a while, the waiter brought a plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked," How do you deal with the leftover lemon skins? "Of course, it's a drop," said the waiter. "No! No! No! "The Japanese shook their heads and said," in Japan, the leftover lemon skins are sent to the factory, made into fruit treasures, and then sold to us.
You china. "When I checked out, the Japanese chew gum and asked the waiter with a smile:" How do you deal with the leftover chewing gum? "Of course, it's just a spit," said the waiter. "No! No! No! "The Japanese shook their heads and proudly said," in Japan, chewing gum is sent to the factory, made into a condom, and then sold to China. "The waiter asked impatiently
: "Do you know how to deal with used covers in China? "" Of course it's just throwing away. "Japanese humane. The waiter shook his head and said, "No! No! No! In China, we have used a condom and sent it to the factory to make it into chewing gum, and then sell it to you in Japan.

4A taxi is driving on the road to Chicago airport, and a Japanese tourist is taking the bus. At this moment, a taxi exceeded, the Japanese shouted: "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast! "After a while, another taxi exceeded. "Look, Nissan! Made in Japan! It's so fast! "Another taxi exceeded. "Hi! It's Mitsubishi! Made in Japan
! Fast! "Taxi drivers are hundreds of thousands of Americans. When they see so many Japanese cars exceeding their American cars, they are annoyed with the Japanese crazy language. A taxi drove into the airport parking lot. At this moment, another taxi exceeded. "Yes
Tian! Made in Japan! Fast! No cure! "The taxi driver stopped and said," $1500. "" Is this nearly $1500 ?! "" Price calculator! Made in Japan! Fast! No cure! "

5. There was a plane with an American, a German, a Japanese, and a Chinese on it. The plane suddenly ran out of oil. The captain announced that one man had to jump to the plane to reduce the weight, as a result, the Americans took full advantage of their heroic spirit and shouted: Long live the United States and the nation !! Then I jumped out! The plane continued to fly... then the captain announced that the weight was too heavy and he jumped down to another person! Then the Germans stood up and walked to the Plane Hatch and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Also jumped down! The plane continued to fly... at this moment, the captain announced that: no, it is still heavy. You must jump down to another person! The Chinese gave a glance at the Japanese and stood up and walked to the Plane Hatch. The Japanese rushed over to hold China tightly.
Man's hand: good brother, I won't forget you! The Chinese shouted: Long live the people's republic of china !! Then I kicked the Japanese !!......