35-Year-Old it

35-Year-Old it

 

It is often said that I have been standing for five years, and I am about to bend down. I am already an old man in my 30 s, but I don't know whether it is an old man! I remember when I married my wife, I heard that her preferences said that the older it is, the less valuable it is! I really didn't expect a brainless person to tell the truth that only the brain could be used. -- Return of value

My wife said that I am not engaged in it, because many of the IT jobs she knows are either very dull or quite strange, as if they are all geeks in her eyes. But thanks to me and my friends and classmates, she believed that windows was not developed by mental patients, and that windows was not made by me. -- Rational Regression

However, my wife is not the only one who views it like this. I still remember that when I was in college, I had a high school reunion and a female who was reading liberal arts complained, it is too difficult to learn computers. One of the students gave me some advice. Lucky is a computer reader and a software engineer. After hearing this, the girl said: Ah! Dare not talk to him ....... So far, I don't understand why computers have something to do with me? At that time, there was a feeling that everything was strange from the computer circle, as though there was a thick and uneven glass.

I once remembered that at the dinner table, a customer's boss said: Although I don't know all of you here, I can probably guess who is engaged in technology. I am still thinking, boss. There are countless readers ....... At this time, the boss went on to say, look at the so you wear and you will know that the basic technology of wearing white so is to do it. Since then, I only wear white so when I wear sneakers. Apart from wearing white so, I do not want to be easily understood by others. I try my best to keep that little bit of content.

I believe many people have heard of a joke about Spider and bee. The reason why the bee married the spider is because the spider is engaged in the Internet. One of my company's secretaries jumped from our small IT company to a big network company. Later, when chatting, I said that there were many Internet companies in the company, there are a lot of young guys, that is, there are not many handsome guys, but the secrets in the company are all digested internally, because the company is engaged in the Internet. At that time, I really wanted to give advice to my boss. I could give the company an extra way out and solve our personal problems.

Maybe the it revenue is indeed higher than that in other industries, so many of my friends and relatives are encouraged to read computers, because at least there is a real example for reference, I don't know if this will hurt them. I am like the first rich man in the village. When other villagers see it, they follow suit. However, they do not know that it is difficult to find a successful sample that can be copied in the world. There is only a successful experience available for reference. But one of them realized that they just came to ask me, is it still time for me to learn programming? You must know that this is only an insurance broker, and it is 25 years later. It seems that I have a good idea and a quick start method. I cannot bear to say to him: "Leave hope to the next generation! ". I have to say that it is very tiring. You can't survive for a few years. We just want to take the time you spent working overtime on karaok. After applying Mr. Lu Xun's famous saying, he was able to let him go thoughtfully. This makes me realize that leaving some space for thinking is better than clarifying the answer to a question. Instead of just giving right and wrong, 0 and 1, let him perceive right and wrong. You do not need to grant fish to others.

It people like to deal with 0, 1, because there are basically only 0, 1 in the computer, either right or wrong. Unlike interactions between people, there is no absolute 0 or absolute 1. There are many gray transitions between black and white. For the result between 0 and 1, IT people are confused, and women are such a program that is separated between 0 and 1. In addition, different moods have different answers. There are no rules, and there is no precedent to follow. This program has too many entry parameters and the results are changing, so it is difficult for you to understand how to test the black box? I have to lament why there are no standardized women? Why is the operating system of every woman different? This makes it impossible for a set of programs to run across platforms. Your program cannot be reused, and other programs cannot be borrowed. Everything has to be re-developed. However, it friends do not need to be discouraged. At least in the eyes of others, it people are still relatively simple, but you should not be pure (stupid) as White Paper (idiot) that's all. The woman's mind is better than the encrypted ciphertext, so she can solve it with patience.

It is a famous saying that men and women are not tired of working together. A bunch of stinks of male gather together to create projects. If no one is in the group, you may not think of any "serious" consequences. First, playing games is an inevitable entertainment program. Second, when talking to each other, there are more inaudible words that echo in the air. Third, Women's topics are not missing, and it is usually restricted ....... Or many people disagree with me, and may experience other consequences. In fact, what are the consequences is not important. What is important is that the consequences are also negative. For this reason, there was a project that joined a project secretary not long before. It was not conducive to the healthy development of mentality because all of them were men's project teams. The secretary is beautiful, and the laughter is clear, but the situation is married. This is also very terrible, so that the old five Wang did not dream of time, can not see, can not touch. At that moment, I always thought we were like a "male" horse that was castrated, and the secret was ....... No, it cannot be like this. Wang lawu is like potassium chloride. Xiao Mi is a manganese dioxide catalyst and eventually produces oxygen. While the married man is potassium permanganate, there is no need to make small secrets of this manganese dioxide as a catalyst. However, I have also encountered potassium permanganate Oxidation of manganese dioxide without "condition. Yes, it people are also people, and there are good people and bad people.

Fortunately, in my wife's eyes, I am still a good man. She said she was just looking for a computer to marry me, and someone was doing something wrong. I said, you should find an electrical appliance to repair. There are more electrical appliances in the house than computers. She said that electrical appliances are durable and do not need to be understood. Computers are expensive and need to be maintained by an important person. Well, I am still an important person. It seems that I still have to thank Bill Gates. Thanks to the worms, let me find a "Important Person" position. If it weren't for them that often make the computer unable to work normally, I may continue Wang's work. Of course, this is just a joke. In fact, she is willing to marry me, as if there are not many IT-related issues. When you want to close up with MM, please put it aside and restore yourself from what they think is strange. It can be your capital to show off, but don't talk about it, because it has no romantic words, it cannot make rose petals, and it cannot help you depict your future. To make her understand that you treat her not like a computer, she does not want a weirdo to treat her in a computer way.

I am a 35-Year-Old itman, so I don't know how to describe my future. It seems that my future is not a dream, because I have no dream. The house was bought, the wife had it, the car was found, and the child was about to be born! There was another dream: I hope that I will not work for money before the age of 40. It seems that this is a more difficult dream than others, because people's desire for money is endless. When you earn 10 thousand yuan, you have a plan of 10 thousand yuan. When you earn 100,000 yuan, you will spend 100,000 yuan. When you earn 1 million Yuan, your ambition will also rise proportionally. I once thought about how to use it when I had 0.1 billion. But soon I was overwhelmed by how I could earn 0.1 billion yuan, so I had to go back to reality and first think about how to get the next 0.1 million Yuan! We still need to put more time and energy into the implementation of the process, rather than in the dream of enjoying the results.

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