Buzzwords of this year

1. Do not speak English in front of me in the future. OK?
2. You are too talented
3. The reason why angels fly is that they see themselves very light ......
4. There are many roads in the world. If there are too many people to walk, there will be no roads.
5. Love is a bid, and it is a bid again and again. When are you not guilty? A woman is here!
6. Is the leaves left because of the pursuit of the wind or the decision not to retain the trees?
7. Some people don't understand things like this. If you don't fuck, they don't know that you are his father.
8. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes!
9. Buddha said: "The first time I looked back in my past life, I passed this life ". I would rather use an afterlife to get over 500 million reviews in this life.
10. I am an actor. I can see the beautiful mm eye and it will be round ......
11. God has cheated everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! Buddha knows the truth, so Buddha said: "I do not go to hell. Who is going to hell ?"
12. I want to fall in love early, but it's already late ......
13. Oh, my God! My clothes are thin again.
14. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person!
15. I thought I was decadent and I was decommissioned!
16. Why is there? The sage replied, "waste!
17. How far is your mind? How far is it!
18. Yours is mine, mine is mine!
19. Good! People are forced out.
20. A man's lie can lie to a woman overnight. A woman's lie can lie to a man's life!
21. Love is a faint love; love is a deep love!
22. riding a white horse may not necessarily be a prince. He may be a monk, but not necessarily an angel. His mother said it was a bird.
23. Li Bai came to the roast duck store to drool for three thousand feet without money in his pocket.
24. We always habitually think that the brain is the most important organ of the human body, but don't forget who made this decision.
25. smart people are unmarried, and it is difficult for them to get married.
26. I think I will be perfect if I have some modest qualities.
27. The birds are big and there are all forests.
28. There are many roads in the world. If there are too many people to walk, there will be no roads.
29. hooligans are not terrible, so they are afraid of hooligans and culture.
30. There is no difficulty in driving, just afraid of new people
31. The guest and the guest should be self-respecting. The female only sells herself and does not sell herself.
32. You cannot satisfy everyone, because not all people are people.
33. The Olympics is really good.
34. Give me a woman. I can create a nation;
35. Higher stations, farther urine.
36. Wear others' shoes and let them fight.
37. Women do not have decent manners, because the temptation is not enough; men do not have loyalty, because the chips of betrayal are too low ......
38. let others take a taxi on their own.
39. When water reaches the Qing Dynasty, there will be no fish. When people reach the base, they will be invincible!
40. One college student's minimum goal: the peasant spring is a bit of a field.
41. If you speak, you may speak. If you do not speak, you may not speak. Otherwise, you may not speak.
42. If you need consultation or suggestions, we will provide them for free. If you need the correct answers, please pay separately.
43. One chance to meet you, two times to pay attention to you, three times to four times to date you, miss you, 9 Cheng should like you, very sure I love you.
44. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, and the less you know. Why did you learn?
45. The beauty of the girly heart is flawless; the beauty of the child is innocent; the beauty of the strong is fearless; the beauty of the mind is selfless.
46. For me, you are the light bulb in the dark, the bread in the hunger, the ice cream in the winter, the cotton jacket in the summer. You are the only treasure in my life.
47. If Bill Gates can get one dollar every time the computer restarts, he can get it.
48. In the Internet world, your girlfriend may be a male and your boyfriend may be a female. This is painful but you have to accept it.
49. Don't scold your child for being a rabbit because it is not good for parents from a genetic perspective.
50. Are you busy? Are you suffering from Painless traffic?
51. Has your stock been suspended today? How many?
52. Want me to sing again? I don't want to sing any more. Have you ever sang any more. When I sing these songs, I want to cry. Boys listen to "How much love can come back", girls listen to "later".
53. What will happen if someone put the bovine and human embryos together for cultivation? Is it cool?
54. Why did the old man catch fireflies and read books every night, because he was busy catching fireflies during the day ......
55. In this world, I only believe in two people. One is me, and the other is not you.
56. Life is really fucking fun, because life is always playing with me.
57. study hard and think about it every day!
58. It is better to spend money on the day of the previous month.
59. What do I take to death your lover ......
60. The dark night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to turn white.
61. The Internet is like a prison. I had stolen a wallet and learned everything when I went out.
62. nvwa was shot later.
63. My brother is like a hand and a hand, and a woman is like a dress. Who moved my hand and a hand? I took his clothes!
64. I don't know who my daughter-in-law is in bed, but I don't know who my daughter-in-law is in bed!
65. What other sexual desires do I talk about when I see you and I have no appetite?
66. others' failures are my pleasure!
67. No one is afraid of death. No one is afraid of death!
68. Although famous flowers have Masters, I am here to relax!
69. Rich Man, hard man!
70. If I were a girl, I fell in love with me ......
71. I cannot give you happiness, but I can give you comfort!
72. If you are not afraid of a rogue, you are afraid that the rogue will have a culture ......
73. The Guest officer should be self-respecting. The little girl only sells herself and does not sell herself.
74. You cannot satisfy everyone, because not all people are people!
75. A secretary is required.
76. You give me a love, And I still pay you ***!
77. Teacher too! You have taken the lead!
78. I love you! What do you do?
79. Time is like a cleavage, as long as there is a total squeeze!
80. *** what you do, mating people!
81. His mother drowned, and his mother fell to death.
82. The promise is just like "Fuck Ni Mom", which is often said to be hard to do!
83. My lover calls me a third party!
84. People are innocent and innocent!
85. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person ......
86. Successful men are busy at night during the day! A failed man has nothing to worry about during the day, and nothing to worry about at night!
87. Men are afraid of chaos, women are afraid of embarrassment, and couples are afraid of changing their hearts; they are afraid of having no money in their homes, and they are afraid of falling in love.
88. We should stay quiet when listening to the scriptures in the church. It is very impolite to disturb others to go to bed.
89. These are not broken! It's my collection of antiques! If you do not like it, you can discard it.
90. Artificial Intelligence and natural stupidity cannot be compared, because we advocate pure natural.
91. If a person still smiles freely in the face of criticism, he may have found a scapegoat.
92. I signed up for a weight loss training class yesterday. They asked me to wear loose clothes during the training. Why? If there are loose clothes, why should I sign up?
93. If an idiot can fly, my company is simply an airport.
94. All men are born equal, except those married.
95. Can we get a place to have a cup of friends? Or do I just give you my wallet?
96. The Spring Garden cannot be closed, and I will seduce you
97. If everyone else is pretending to be serious, then I have to pretend not serious.
98. A man's lie can lie to a woman's night, a woman's lie can lie to a man's life
99. water can carry boat, can also cook porridge
100. Successful women are not afraid of shame
101. It will take time this year. Otherwise, beggars will not be able to catch up with the hot ones.
102. When was the moment;
103. Don't think that you will rape the earth by inserting JJ into the soil;
104. You cannot make everyone satisfied, because not all people are people.
105. riding a white horse may not be a prince. He may be a monk, but not necessarily an angel with wings. He may be a bird.
106. Smart Women deal with men, while stupid women deal with women
107. The three generations have the honor to meet you, and you will not be able to deal with other visitors. Women will envy you, beautiful women, and love you both. The festival will allow you to share the joys and sorrows of the Spring Festival.
108. When my wife went out and followed her, she ordered to obey. Her wife said wrong, and she waited for makeup. she remembered her birthday, and she was willing to spend money.
109. unmarried women sigh: Why did a good man become a husband? Someone reminded her that the wives cultivate good husbands by offering their own profits and selling themselves. No man can learn from others.
110. I have done many stupid things, but I don't care. My friends call it self-confidence.
111. The Blind Association sincerely recommends that you do not need to drive after drinking.
112. I think I should have gone to lose weight when I donated blood for 100 ml of lard.
113. My creativity is too high to be described, my work ability is too strong to be described, and my text ability is too powerful to be described.
114. I never watch TV, but I often check whether the TV programs in the newspaper are printed incorrectly.
115. Your eyes are like the moon in the sky, a first day, a tenth day.
116. Why are you not sensible? Why do you want to go to the zoo to see a bear?
117. My eyesight is very poor. For example, do I see the dingtalk on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't see it.
118. Your shooting score is really bad. If it's you, I will immediately stop myself, just in case you want to carry more bullets.
119. If you want to starve a tiger more than anyone else, you will win.
120. I put the TV remote control on my waist and made a new phone.
121. It's just money that doesn't make people happy, so I still steal some jewelry stamps and watches.
122. Life is really boring. A friend of mine borrowed a dollar from me last month and said he was going to undergo an orthopedic operation. Now I have no idea what it looks like.
123. I pretended to work for my boss, and the boss pretended to pay me a salary.
124. my father beat me twice today. For the first time, I saw two copies of my transcript. For the second time, it was because he was a child.
125. The tragedy is like that I accidentally cut my little finger, and the comedy is like you accidentally fell into the sewer.
126. The difference between men and women in a quarrel is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.
127. I will announce Mr. Smith's will. I would like to ask with sincerity, before making a will, will you accept my proposal?
128. If money is also a mistake, I 'd rather make a mistake.
129. I keep refreshing a world record every day-the number of days I have lived in the world.
130. Your shooting score is really bad. I will commit myself immediately if it is you, just in case you want to carry more bullets.
131. listen again to a female voice: Oh, sister, I'm pregnant again! Another female voice: Don't be afraid. I will take you to a certain hospital tomorrow for painless people! Dizzy!
132. TV ads Animated Women hold a piece of paper in their hands, "damn it! I have it again! "Men bow their heads," What should I do? "Voiceover: Don't worry, take her to a certain hospital for painless visual flow of people, painless Palace, relieve your troubles of early pregnancy!
133. walking on the road, almost every bus station advertisement is XX Women's Hospital, Painless Abortion surgery costs only RMB!
134. When I took a bus to work, a colleague pointed to another bus. "You see, do people in the car all go to that hospital for painless people? "Looking at the direction of the hand, the bus body on the opposite side of the road is also a painless flow of people in a XX Women's Hospital!
135. Wear others' shoes and let them fight.
136. Women do not have decent manners because they are not motivated enough; men do not have loyalty because the chips of betrayal are too low...