Chibi sequencer download

Wu Yusen's blockbuster "Chibi sequent", which will be released nationwide at 14 o'clock on June 13, January 7, will be downloaded. yesterday afternoon, the media held an early screening event in Guangzhou. The war scene was even more shocking than the previous episode. What's interesting is that it has also greatly "upgraded ". During the 135-minute film screening, the audience laughed almost every five minutes, and almost became a comedy film watching session. Afterwards, an audience member said: "After downloading Chibi, the fame of 'wush' may be the same as that of 'zhou's humory' and 'feng's humory.

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"The audience also said," This is the real New Year's film-better than "If You Are the One !"

Sun Quan took his men to the winter festival and made dumplings in the military camp. Zhou Yu was worried about eating because Joe had been alone in Cao Ying. Suddenly, Sun Quan and other generals slowly walked up to him, while casting a sympathetic eye, one side in turn to his bowl of dumplings to him. Zhou Yu's bowl soon became full, but he turned out to be drinking like a drink, and then he could not speak.

Sun shangxiang explored Cao Ying. The first thing after she came back was to take off her clothes. It turned out that she had a huge hand-drawn map of Cao Ying. When a bunch of men were watching, Joe shouted angrily: "You turn around !" Everyone turned around, But Lu Su and others are still scanning. After Sun shangxiang took off, there was only one pocket left. She explained the map with her naked back and waist. Joe turned around behind her: "Please put it on, please be careful with the cold !" Sun shangxiang pushed her away again and again: "I am not cold !" The plot was really "avant-garde" and did not happen in ancient times. The audience laughed: "Do sun shangxiang want to show his body intentionally ?" The Red Cliff sequencer

Sun shucai, Cao Ying Qifu, played by Xiao Dawei, is the new protagonist of the next episode. He is funny and silly and has reached an incomprehensible level. He "caught" Sun shangxiang twice but was unaware of him. When sun shangxiang lied to him about his name as "Fat pig", he replied happily: "My mother calls me a bucket ." After being a manager, he did not understand why he had many more employees and asked Sun shangxiang: "Why are they always following me? I can't even play !" This person's favorite game exists in addition to "Riding high"-in fact, it is a person riding on another person's head, there is no entertainment, but he will never forget to "Ride High" until he dies ". Sun shangxiang commented on him: "You are not stupid, honest ." But the audience said, "He is not stupid, he is ignorant !" Chibi sequents: 0.2 billion at the Japanese box office

"Understand", "Eat more meals", "I need to calm down", "desire to make people younger", "I Have a Dream ", "If you study more, you will have a meal in the future "...... Do you still remember these funny lines in Chibi (I? It is said that at that time, Wu Yusen did not realize that these "sincere" lines would make people laugh, but since the effect is good, he simply put the funny elements to the extreme in the next episode.

Sun shangxiang :...... Hungry.

Sun shangxiang entered the CAO camp to explore the military situation, and was about to send a letter to Zhuge Liang, suddenly attracted by the kicju competition.

She couldn't see it, but the pigeons in her arms were stunned and shouted. This is the first hilarious aspect of the film.

Zhuge Liang: How can you go now?

Liu Bei. Leave it to others.

Before the war, Liu Bei suddenly left the coalition forces with his subordinates and said he could not afford to lose ". Zhuge Liang was heartbroken, but did not know that this is actually a clever solution for zhou Yu and Liu Bei to discuss, in order to make Cao light enemy. Liu Bei, played by you Yong, has always been a kind of sincere heart. The "big truth" he told Zhuge Liang made the audience laugh.

Zhou Yu: People like you are crazy!

Zhuge Liang: we are all crazy!

Liu Bei withdrew his troops with his subordinates, but Zhuge Liang did not leave because "we must keep our promises ". Zhou Yu stared at Zhuge Liang's eyes and said that he was a "Madman". Zhuge Liang gave a meaningful answer. The two stood too close again, and the two pairs of "electric eyes" caught a spark) "and then let the audience send a comment" these two people must be ambiguous.

Xiao Qiao: if one day we can sit with Cao and not talk about war, just talk about wind and moon, how good will it be?

As soon as the war was approaching, Joe turned to Zhou Yu in the form of an "Fantasy ". The audience couldn't help laughing, but Joe, the naive version that named the pony "Meng", hasn't changed at all.

Lu Su: Three days have passed. You haven't created any arrows. I really sweated for you!

Zhuge Liang: Don't worry about my sweat. Can you help me see if my turtle is sweating?

Lu Su: tortoise? Sweating.

Zhuge Liang: as I expected, there must be heavy fog.

Lu Su: What is heavy fog? You make me confused!

Zhuge lit up his military order and raised 0.1 million arrows within three days. Lu Su couldn't touch his mind, and he was so anxious. The bridge section of "turtle exploring fog" came too suddenly, and Lu Su's expression was so silly that the audience laughed.

Zhou Yu: How do you even know how to make ordnance?

Zhuge Liang: A little understanding of everything makes life more colorful.

Zhuge Liang taught the army to use crossbows. After Zhou Yu saw it, he praised the result and gave Zhuge Liang a very "Main Melody" answer. The audience burst into laughter.

Cao: You are stupid. It makes me as stupid as you are.

Jiang Gan persuaded zhou Yu not to succeed, but joined Zhou Yu's "separation plan", leading to Cao's mistaken killing of Cai Yu and Zhang Yun. When CaO woke up, he angrily gave Jiang Gan a bowl of Poisonous Wine and then said this sentence. The audience laughed.

Zhuge Liang: I have years of experience in farming ......

The burning of Chibi had to rely on God's help, but the wind direction at that time was not conducive to Sun Quan's army. Zhuge Liang used his "Peasant Theory" to dispel all people's doubts.

Cao: Let me kneel down. I will not let you die!

Guan Yu: You are out of date.

Cao's troops fell down, but he refused to surrender and remained arrogant. Unexpectedly, His Majesty was destroyed by Guan Yu's sentence.

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