Comedy four banks to see will smile _ Classic net Pick

One afternoon, my classmate in the construction Bank is very boring to work, a badly dressed Lady (neuropathy) came to his window, gave him a note to withdraw.
The note reads, "I send Comrade xx to withdraw RMB from your bank". Then is L back n more than 0 yuan, inscribed is ***C.P CPC Central Committee * * * *.
My classmate originally wanted to report to the police, can see the neurotic woman very serious appearance, think or play to the security count bird (~ Estimated security is also very idle).
Sure enough, the security guard said to the woman: "You this note want to withdraw, you must first to the opposite police station, to find the director of a chapter, he covered the chapter, you come to take money will be no problem." "
The woman didn't even think about it and went straight to the police station. (This security is really not general, usually a little underestimate him).
About more than 10 minutes, the queue of customers slowly up, the woman came back happily, holding the note, said: "People say, office procedures simplified, without the director permission directly can take money." "
I this classmate to hear this not live sigh: Police team really have high man, a "high-profile" to send back.
I this classmate and security is a little silly at that time, the business hall has a lot of people are afraid of her mental illness attack to affect the normal order, had to put on duty supervisor to find.
The supervisor and the female patient chatted a few words on one side, asked you to take the money to do what use Ah, the female patient said: "Takes the money to buy the bread, the cake, eats, buys wears", the supervisor pointed to the place not far away, the woman then happily walked.
Security to consult the "clever", the director was so to the female patients said: "We are the construction bank here, only to build a house to get money here." You take money to buy food, it must be food, to go to ABC, buy clothes and other things, take money to ICBC only line! "
My classmate really admire Ah, in the end is the director of Ah!
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After a while, the lady came back, and brought the reply of ABC and ICBC: "AgBank's people said, here is ABC, only farmers can take money, I am the urban population, ICBC said, we are the public line, only the public to take, the mother does not, said I was a cheap, to the CCB to take money to do! "
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