Companies say this to programmers

From a website, I feel like I have talked about the current job situation of programmers. Let's look at it. It may be helpful for your employment ~ First here orz the original author C ++ programmers Company A: we need a large number of C ++ programmers, but unfortunately we won't be able to hire a few at a high price. Company B: We require programmers to do rapid development, but it is too helpless. Most programmers who use C ++ stay at VC ++ 6.0. Company C: We want C ++ programmers to do some work independently, but the current individual abilities are not too strong. Java programmer Company A: we need a large number of Java programmers and require them to work together. Company B: If you think your salary is low, let's go. There are a lot of queues at the door. Company C: if you have the ability to disable GC, we absolutely accept you Delphi programmer Company A: We are state-owned enterprises and don't need Delphi programmers. Company B: We want five Delphi programmers, but we have offered one year for a high price. Company C: How many widgets will be dragged to become a master? Do not apply for permissions before you are proficient in controls, socket, or IW. C # programmers Company A: C # has a bright future and has never seen. net run the most popular on Vista? Company B: We need a master of Java, because those who turn to C # very quickly Company C: the release of a framework always feels uncomfortable, and we cannot ensure that everyone uses Vista, so we don't need C # VB programmer Company A: We don't need a VB programmer because of lack of ability. Company B: We need some VB programmers to do the preliminary model. Well, right! VB can only do those Company C: What is VB? Assembler programmer Company A: We need to compile programmers, but we can't afford to pay for it. Company B: We recruit assembler programmers to modify something like JRE. Company C: What time has it been and compilation is still used?