Confidential company emails

Today, I received a confidential company email with the following content: ^_^

What is the least expected during barbecue:
· Meat is cooked with you;
· Cool with charcoal;
· Self-closing;
· Split the barbecue grill;
· No fire;
· Small groups of meat and shelves;
· You are playing with sausage meat;
· Black wheel puncture;
· Install green onions with your garlic;
· Cool!

Question 1: Who shot the first shot during the Huang granite uprising?
(A) Huang Xing (B) Song en (c) Sun Wen (d) Luo Fuxing
Question 2: Who shot the second runner during the Huang granite uprising?
(A) Huang Xing (B) Song en (c) Sun Wen (d) Luo Fuxing
Question 3: Who shot the third shot during the Huang granite uprising?
(A) Huang Xing (B) Song en (c) Sun Wen (d) Luo Fuxing
The answer to these three questions is (),
Because the teaching materials of the Education Publishing House contain a sentence: "Huang Xing is heading towards kongzhong and starts to unveil the yellow-granite uprising !"

The National People's Congress representative went to the laboratory department. The nurse pointed to a card and said, "non-undergraduate students are not allowed to enter !"
The man was furious and shouted, "I'll test my urine, and I want a bachelor's degree in TMD !!!"

When swine fever occurred in Sichuan province, a TV station in a certain township advertised a slogan!

College students always like exciting things. For example, if you play cards, you may say "I am a pig" or hold a wire pole and shout "my illness is saved. You can see that there are many creative ideas in the Community-dormitory cards. Whoever loses will go alone at midnight and then copy the inscription of ten tombstone! The most terrible thing is that the next morning everyone went up the hill to check the tombstone !! As a result, at the end of one semester, there were not many English words left behind, and the back of the 216 pieces of inscriptions in the back of the mountain were quite familiar. More importantly, the level of literature and calligraphy was greatly improved, A lot of people have even learned how to use Xiao Yan to sign the file ......

QQ, a beautiful girl said she had a melon face.
The bedroom boss drool out to meet someone .......
In the night, the boss burst into tears on the bed and shouted: "West -- melon seeds face is enough. The key problem is that she is pointed up !!!"......

When a hungry wolf was waiting for food, he heard a family training a child: "When you cry again, you will be thrown out to feed the Wolf !" But the child cried all night ......
The next morning, the wolf sighed: "Ah ...... Humans do not count !"