Q: Tom looks like his brother.
Answer: The truth is clear.
Q: Why is pears the highest temperature?
Answer: Li Zi (ion) ironing board
Q: Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world?
Answer: robot cat
Why: because he has no fingers
Q: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world?
A: It's still a robot cat.
Why: because he always sticks out his circle to people!
Q: When a wolf arrives in the Arctic, he accidentally falls into the ice sea. What does it become when he gets caught up?
Answer: betel nut
Q: What kind of bots are running fast in the world? What kind of chicken is slow?
A: kend chicken nuggets (FAST)
Nicketman (slow)
Q: What does Zhang of African diners eat?
A: Man!
Q: One day, Dr. Zhang was ill. The doctor told him that he was going to eat vegetarian food. What did he eat?
A: plant eaters !~~
Q: What animal is a master?
A: Pig, because pig is a master
Q: What animals are most likely to be attached to walls?
A: Sea (newspaper) leopard
Q: I had a computer package for 28 months, And I got pregnant. What is the name of a child .....? Where?
A: 28-month network call. Stay: three o'clock, 28bao o'clock, anti-wear.
Q: What will happen if the fat guy falls down from the 12th floor?
A: dead fat man
Q: who will help you with food?
A: Why does feilong add
Q: How did a puppy die when he traveled in the desert?
A: He is holding his breath because there is no utility pole in the desert.
Q: A puppy traveled in the desert and found a wire pole. The result is still stunned. Why?
A: "Do not urinate here" is attached to the wire rod"
Q: When a puppy traveled in the desert and found a wire pole, there was no post on it, and the result was stuck.
Why?
?
A: Many puppies are waiting in the queue.
Q: A puppy traveled in the desert and found a wire pole. There was no post on it, and the queue arrived.
Fruit
Why?
A: Because there are two beautiful dogs behind mm, he is sorry.
Q. A triangle tree is sent to the north pole for planting... may I ask after Zhang's big brother! That tree is called ....?
A... Trigonometric function (cold tree )..............
Q: Boss, isn't that beef noodles? Why not even beef ?!
A: It's also called a Wife Cake. Why don't you send a wife when you buy it ?!
Q: white horses are called white horses, black horses are called black horses, and black and white horses are called zebra horses. They are black, white, and red.
Horse
What is Ma?
A: It's a shy zebra.
Q: One day, there was a matchstick whose head was itchy and it was caught and burned. Then they were taken to the hospital
Emergency Department
When the room comes out, guess what it turns.
A: cotton swab, because the head is wrapped up.
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