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There are a few old jokes, and I can't remember where to go from. It's very classic and worth collecting :)

Let's learn from the ground up.

The first story is the story of letting go.

One day, the old monk took the little monk out and turned back. After a small river, the river rose and there was no bridge. A mm was afraid of water depth. The old monk passed the river carrying mm. When I returned to the temple, the monk asked, "Did you say that you are not confused about gender teaching? Then, how do you back people? The old monk said that I had put a woman down after the river was over. Why haven't you put it down yet?

The central idea of this story is: If you see PPMM in the street, remember to look at it a few times, but after reading it, forget her completely! (Note: The idea of writing center should be true and reasonable .)

The second story is the story of smiling.

One day, Buddha Sakyamuni was in class. The following group of students sat upright and listened attentively to take notes seriously. Suddenly, Buddha did not speak and picked up a flower and put it on his lips. The following student was puzzled by the sudden act of the teacher. It is hard to explain. At this time, only a student named Gaye smiled. No one knows why he smiled, just as no one knows why Buddha spent flowers. Maybe only one in the world knows Gaye, just as only one in the world knows it! Buddha said that I had a good way to realize it directly. Now I have handed it over to this big disciple, jiaye.

The central idea of this story is: If you see a mm inserting a flower on the head, remember to smile at her and tell her that the flowers on your head are really beautiful!

The third story is a Zen story!

(It is said that people who understand it can pass the Buddhist eighth-Level exam !)

Buddha flowers, after a smile. At this stage of the Emperor liangwudi, I brought Zen from India to China. Later, hueneng, the six ancestor of Zen-Guangdong, was the sixth-generation Zen ancestor in China. He did not read any books but became a great character. When the six grandfathers came down, there was a monk who was born with a Zen master. The story of China's Zen "one-finger Zen" came from him. Zen is not limited to the use of words to preach. Someone asked him what is "Tao" after the six grandmasters "? He gave a very simple answer. Every time he raised his index finger and said, "That's it !" What is this? No one knows, but the person who asks him understands and understands. One day, the old monk went out and was not at home. One of the monks who had been with him for many years was in the temple. Someone came to the old monk this day and said, "You have to ask me. Then the asked person asked Mr. Sha mi to tell him what he was saying, "That's it !" The person who asked me was very happy and kneel down, because the person who asked me really understood and realized the truth. I really don't understand this samami. When the master came back, James told the master about the incident. After listening to the report, the master carried his hand out and asked James to talk about how he preached to others. Then James stretched out his index finger and said, "This !" Master waved his hand behind his back, took a knife in his hand, and cut off the index finger of James. James's finger was cut and shouted, "Hey! James realized that.

(The central idea of this story is: if a mm points his index finger at you and says, I despise you. You need to use the middle finger to point to the past and say, you mean your eyes! )

The fourth story is a few strange questions and answers.

(It is said that people who understand it can go to a mental hospital to work-to be studied)

Zhao Zhou once asked a new MONK: Have you ever been here? A: Yes. So Zhao Zhou said: drink tea. Then Zhao Zhou asked another visiting Monk the same question. The Monk replied: No. Zhao Zhou said: drink tea. After the event, I asked Zhao ZHOU: no matter what the answer is, I told them to drink tea. Why? Zhao Zhou called the host, and the host immediately replied: Master, Zhao Zhou said: drink tea.

(Note: This story tells us to call mm and ask if tomorrow is your birthday? MM: Yes. We can drink tea. MM: No, we can also drink tea .)

Q: What is the fundamental principle of Buddhism? A: These bamboo are tall, and those bamboo are short!

Q: What is the meaning of ancestor xilaiyi? A: Bai shuzi before the court.

Q: Who is Buddha? A: Your name is Huizhou.

Q: What is Cao Yi's dripping water? A: Is that a drop of water from Zhao He?

Finger at the moon and ask: What is that? A: It's a finger. Reach out and ask: What is this? A: Moon. Also refers to the moon. Q: What is that? A: Finger refers to the moon. Q: What is the moon?

A: You asked about the moon.

As a result, I asked people to be enlightened.

(Note: This story tells us that MM will ask us in the future, if her mother is in the water with her, who should she save first? We will answer: These bamboo are so tall and those bamboo are so short !)

The fifth story is an unspeakable story.

(It is said that people who understand this can be discharged from a mental hospital. They are bound and left on the side of the road)

Xiangyan smart and idle Zen masters were originally the most clever scholars under the door of Baizhang. He could ask a dozen questions in front of Baizhang. After the silence of the hundred feet, in order to enable him to transition through the ancestor's secret, the monk called him to say a word about the Buddha's righteousness. Xiang Yan was overwhelmed by this question. He repeatedly asked Yi Shan to say something to him, but he said, "If I say yes, you will blame me if you understand it. Besides, even if I say it, it's mine. You don't know it, but you have to understand it on your own ." Xiang Yan had no way, but had to give his words to the mountain wandering side. Once, he was struggling with the Buddhist saying when he was doing the agricultural work of the lawn and weeding wood, and he was about to enter the fire. At this moment, I did not intend to throw a stone to the distance. The stone hit the bamboo and made a crisp noise. Unexpectedly, this blow of the brittle sound just opened the door of the enlightenment of xiangyan, and gave him an epiphany.

(Note: This story tells us what love is and no one can tell it clearly. I am sure this story will be done !)