Humor and Epiphany

1. Architect

[Humor]

A lady called the architect and said that every time the train passes, her bed would shake.

"This is nonsense! "The architect replied," Let's take a look ."

When the architect arrived, his wife suggested him lie in bed and feel the feeling of passing by train.

As soon as the architect went to bed, his wife's husband came back. When he saw the situation, he shouted, "you're lying in my wife ."
What is the sub-bed? "

The architect replied, "I said I was waiting for a train. Do you believe this? "

[Epiphany]

Some words are true, but they seem to be false. Some words are false, but they are irrelevant.

2. Lure

[Humor]
A British gentleman shares a box with a French woman. The woman wants to seduce the British. When she is naked, she complains.
He gave her the quilt and she kept talking about it.

"How can I help you? "Asked mr.

"When I was a child, my mother always warmed me up with her own body ."

"Miss, I can't help myself. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? "

[Epiphany]

A good man is a good man, and a man is a good man.

3. Spoon

[Humor]

Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter immediately brought him up.

As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted: "Sorry, I cannot drink this soup ."

The waiter gave him a new soup and said, "Sorry, I cannot drink it ."

The waiter had to call the manager.

The manager nodded to Mike with respect and said, "Sir, this dish is the best in our store and is favored by customers.
Welcome, do you ...... "

"I mean, where is the spoon? "

[Epiphany]

If something is wrong, it is a good thing. But we often get rid of it and leave it wrong. The result is wrong.

4. Wear an error

[Humor]

In the dining room, a very humble man timidly touched another customer who was wearing a coat.

"Sorry, are you Mr. Pierre? "

"No, I'm not." The man replied.

"Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief. "I'm not mistaken. I am him. You wear his coat ."

[Epiphany]

It is not an easy task to be justified. People who are justified tend to be humble. However, a man who is rational is as strong as a cow.

5. Power-back

[Humor]

A Scotland went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but forgot his address, so he sent a message to his father.
A telegram: "Do you know the address of Toma? Alert! "

On that day, he received an urgent call back: "Yes ."

[Epiphany]

When we finally find the most correct answer, we find that it is the most useless.

6. Sad Stories

[Humor]

Three people went on vacation in New York. They booked a suite on the fifth floor of a High-Rise Hotel.

One night, the elevator in the building failed and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the hall.

After discussion, they decided to walk back to the room on foot and agreed to take turns telling jokes, singing and telling stories, to reduce
Tired.

The joke was told, and the song was sung. It was hard to climb to the fifth layer, and everyone felt exhausted.

"Okay, Peter. Tell a humorous story ."

Peter said, "The story is not long, but sad: I forgot the key to the room in the lobby ."

[Epiphany]
We are bitter, humorous, humorous, and happy.

7. Sell books

[Humor]

A famous writer is coming to the bookstore to visit. The bookstore owner is flattered and quickly removes all the books and changes them all.
I was very happy when I came to the bookstore as a writer's book. I asked, "Is your store only selling my book? "

"Of course not." The bookstore boss replied, "other books are sold well and sold out ."

[Epiphany]

"Flattering" is a strange word: You are flattering him, and you are insulting him.

8. Help

[Humor]

In the post office hall, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and politely said, "Sir, could you please help me write the address on the postcard? "

"Of course you can." middle-aged people have done what they want.

"Thank you! "The old lady said," Could you help me write a short sentence? "

"Okay." The middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Do you have any help? "

"Well, there is another small thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Help me add a sentence below: The word is scrawled. Please forgive me ."

[Epiphany]

If you don't want to help, people will hate you for a week. If you don't do well, it would be better ....