Jokes about programmers

: This article mainly introduces jokes about Programmers. For more information about PHP tutorials, see. 1,

Do you need a client in the hotel?

When you are not busy, you only need a client when you are busy.

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"Have you ever thought about the programmer who made this software when using piracy ?! How should they support their families ?"

"Haha, don't tease me. Where do programmers have a family !"

3,

A programmer is invited by a sister to repair the broadband, and the broken computer cannot be repaired. Then my sister squatted on the back of a good man and said, "This computer is hard to repair. Let's do something else, or get bored ." He felt that his technical strength had been greatly challenged and insulted. he gritted his teeth and refused: "No, I can fix it !"

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I am a programmer. one day I sat on the side of the road and drank water while checking the program. Then a beggar sat down beside me and began to ask for food. I felt so pitiful that I gave him a dollar. Then debug the program. He may be bored with his poor business. after a while, he slowly pointed to my screen and said that a semicolon was missing.

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A: Hey // What does it mean?

B: Hey.

A: Er, what do you mean?

B: ask.

A: Didn't I ask?

B: Ah?

A: Let's take A look at the record...

B: read it.

A:... so // What is it?

B: So what?

A: Are you sure you want to play with me?

B: No. what do you want to ask?

......

After the continuous circulation, A and B break off, their own learning procedures.

After N years, A finally got the right result, recalling B and turning out the chat record. at this moment, he suddenly found that B didn't play with him ......

But he does not know what the problem he asked B was ......

6,

A man and woman are in a computer programming lecture. The man touches the woman's breasts.

"Hey! "She says." Those are private! "

The man says, "But we're re in the same class! "

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I am a cool B programmer. I have been working overtime for almost all night. I am so sleepy that I cannot open my eyes. my female boss is very concerned and asks me if I want to stay up late. I'm not so angry to say, just stay up late, just let me have a sleep. The Female Boss said with a red face, and then sat beside me, as though very close to me, made me very nervous. did she find a bug in my program?

8,

Why can't programmers tell Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC

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Programmer dating: I am a programmer. Beauty: Hello, Mr. Cheng. Programmer: Just call me a programmer.

Sequent...

The architect said: I am an architect. Beauty: Hello, Mr. Jia. Architect: just call me shit.

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The wife called the programmer's husband: "I bought a pound of steamed stuffed bun and brought it back after work. if I saw a watermelon seller, I would have bought one ."

That night, the programmer's husband carried a steamed stuffed bun into the house ......

My wife angrily said, "Why did you buy a steamed stuffed bun ?!"

The husband replied, "I saw the watermelon ."

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Programmer A: lend me one thousand yuan.

Programmer B: Let's take another 24 RMB for a whole.

12,

A man smokes one after another on the side of the road. A lady came up and said to him, "Hey, you don't know that you are committing suicide? Check the warning information on the smoke box ." "It doesn't matter." The man took another breath: "I am a programmer ." "Well? What does this have to do with you as a programmer ?" "We don't care about warning at all. we only care about error )."

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After a programmer retired, he decided to practice his calligraphy, so he paid a lot of money to buy four treasures of Wenfang. One day, after dinner, suddenly Yaxing, some research ink paper, and a good sandalwood. Just for a moment, I wrote a line solemnly: hello world!

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Uplink: two computers and three lunch boxes in a single project only cost four thousand yuan of salary, but the system suffers a total loss, and the system still gets up at and has a meeting to handle nine vulnerabilities;

Downlink;

Horizontal approval: hard-pressed programmers.

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Programmer A: Are you rich?

Programmer B: Yes

Programmer A: Excuse me?

Programmer B: Ah? What do you mean?

Programmer A: Excuse me?

Programmer B: No. The last sentence?

Programmer A: Are you rich?

Programmer B: No

Programmer A: Dizzy. The program will send A new request and the results will be different !!!!

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