Men do not know 16 things about women

Source: Internet
Author: User
※1. You don't know how hard it is to bear and hope that you will call me again immediately when I hang up your phone.
 
2. You don't know that I always wake up ten minutes in advance to wait for the early morning kiss, secretly watching your sleeping face, and pretend to fall asleep before you open your eyes.
△ 3. You don't know that every time you ask whether you love me or not, you are not doing the best.
◇ 4. You don't know why I often cook fish because fish seeds are good nutrition products.
 
※5. You don't know why I like to eat pizza, but I used to hate it very much. It's because I used to eat pizza once and spent nearly a week on your living expenses, besides, the zucchini pie in our school canteen is also good.
 
☆6. You don't know that I love vinegar not because I don't believe you, but because you are perfect in my eyes. I don't allow such perfection to be reflected in the eyes of other women, neither can my mother-in-law.
 
※7. you don't know that you only took five yuan to go downstairs to Buy watermelon, but changed the watermelon you bought to me into a pair of Yuan bought for a strange girl. I laughed at you too silly. In fact, I thought: How can I hurt this man.
 
☆8. You don't know how much kb your teeth are at night. Then, as soon as you bit your teeth, I pretended to be snoring. when you help me pad my pillow and then fall asleep, I won't bite again.
 
☆9. You don't know that I didn't clean the room these days, because the time you took the vacuum, it really made me miss it.
 
※10. You don't know. The wish I made on my birthday is to be your daughter in the future.
 
☆11. You don't know why my sleeping image is poor. It's because your temperature is higher than mine, so I chose the octopus sleep method. If you have been holding me since today, I can change it to a little bird.
 
※12. You do not know that I have become a good friend with your ex-girlfriend. Because you forgot to bring your cell phone that time, and she just twisted her foot and wanted you to help him. I answered the phone and arrived at the location of the incident and took her to the hospital.
 
◇ 13. you don't know the reason why I will marry you. Besides loving you, I also fell in love with your dad. The old man said: If you don't have a good time with you, I make him feel bad every day. Haha!
△14. you don't know what I'm most happy about, not when you call my wife, but when my mom stands in front of you, just like me, you are called Mom-the most precious affection to share with the most cherished people.
 
☆15. You don't know that a woman prefers to be a media player, not because she is happy.
 
◇ 16. You do not know that my happy life is hard to come by now. I have topped every post I have ever seen. Friend, if you want to have such happiness as me, if you want to grow old with the person who makes you happy, happiness will soon come.

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